Chapter 1

Well here is the first chapter I hope you will read it!

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I hope its not that confusing like the last one XD

Mad Tsunade?

"Come in!" Tsunade, 5th Hokage shouted.

The door made a cracking noise as four chuunin, one jounin and one genin walked into the Hokage's office. "so you finally made it back home... after... three hole weeks? …Aha... Neji, report!", Lady Tsunade ordered with a tiered expression on her face.

The Hyuuga cleared his throat and began to talk:

"Well we succeeded. Well not as planned... but... well"

Lady Hokage's eyes grew wide in disbelief "Neji Hyuuga is stuttering? What the hell happened?"

nearly everyone giggled as they thought of their adventure.

Everyone except Yuma. She wrinkled her eyebrows and took one step closer to the confused blonde hokage. "So, m'am you want to know what happened?" She leand towards the Hokage "We ran for about three days like crazy non stop through the woods. On the forth day, Kiba had finally picked up the trace of that damn coward of a target. We followed Kiba's lead for about... A WHOLE WEEK! Imagine A WHOLE week full of getting Neji annoyed by everyone, Lee upset with his training, a hungry Kiba, a stupid Ino getting pissed off because of her HAIR, AND ME LOOSING MY TEMPER AND GETTING REAALY MAD BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID JERK HIDING LIKE A SCARED... DON'T KNOW, RABBIT OR SOMETHING! I NEARLY CHOPPED THE HAED OF A INNOCENT FARMER OFF!" Yuma took a deep breath to control her self, than she continued to whisper "... you know what happened than? ... No? We found that jerk... HIDING IN THE HOKAGE FACES! COULD YOU IMAGINE THAT? WE SEARCHED FOR THAT IDIOT THREE WEEKS! THREE WHOLE WEEKS ALL OVER THE LAND OF FIRE, AND HE WAS INFRONT OF OUR NOSES, ALL THE TIME!" She threw her arms into the air and made wild gestures while talking.

It looked like Lady Tsunade wanted to say something, but Yuma didn't let her " And that was not by far everything! After we found that... ahm...-" Neji threw a word in the conversation, to help the searching girl."target" he said " Yes target, drunk and with some ugly half naked women, NARUTO PULLED OFF HIS SEXY JUTSU!"

Yuma didn't have to say anything else. She stood there, with flushed cheeks and her eyes were filled with anger. Her body shook with rage and the girl was breathing heavily. Silence followed.

"Well, that was a pretty good idea, buddy" laughed Kiba and nudged Naruto with his elbow

Everyone bursted out cackling like crazy.

"Well, that looser was nearly dying because of nosebleed", Naruto giggled.

Tsunade was laughing madly "Soo, I guess this was a success after all"

"dis-ss-mimmissed haha!"

Soo I guess this is one of the funnier chapters ^^

I hope at least :) PLEASE REVIEW! PLEASE

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