A/N: PASTAA!
"Hey, where were you guys last night? You missed the awesome me singing kareoke!" asked Gilbert then next morning.
"Yeah, I was wondering that too. Where were you?"
Arthur and Francis refused to meet each others eyes, for when they did, they turned beet red.
"Well... Um I had this one thing.."
"Ummm... I had to ... Ummm"
Gilbert burst into laughter and Alfred was suppressing a smile.
"I get the feeling I know exactly where you two were last night, sure took you long enough me and Alfred had our money down for months! Which means the awesome me has won, Alfred you owe me 20 pounds!"
"Dang it! I thought for sure I'd win this one!"
"You also thought you'd win for sure when you bet that Slytherin girl would "become one" with Ivan by the end if first year!"
"Well I had good reasoning behind it-"
"Oh here we go again-"
"You just think your so awesome-"
"I don't think, I know-"
"WILL YOU TWO BE QUIET!" Shouted another Ravenclaw over the two, Ludwig, Arthur thought his name was. Yes, Ludwig was his name, he was in ancient runes with Arthur. He was an OCD neat freak, whom Arthur got stuck working with on the first project of the year. Neither Alfred or Gilbert were phased and continued bickering.
"Don't waste your breath, they'll shut up eventually." Arthur told Ludwig, barely looking up, as he was used to this daily occurrence. Ludwig nodded, ribbon his temples, it was too early to deal with this.
"You trying out for Quidditch this year?" Asked Francis who had quietly taken the seat next to him.
"God no, I'd fall off the broom within five minutes."
"All too true ma chèrie." He said, his hand slowly sneaking onto Arthur's thigh.
"Fuck you, frog" Arthur said slapping his hand away, he never allowed his inner Iggy to show in public.
"You did mon amor, or are you forgetting last night?"
Arthur blushed a deep shade of crimson, and muttered incoherent phrases, probably attempting to cuss out Francis, but so embarrassed he couldn't form complete words'
"Frog" he finally settled with.
*RRIIINNGGG* the bell for their first class shrieked telling them to get their asses to class, but the two looked at each other and mutually decided to ditch class, as they ran to the one-eyed witch passage to finish what they had started last night.
A/N: I'm not sure if this is then end or if I'll add to it, but if it is, *holds out cookie canister* Russian tea cakes to anyone who got all three of my jokes!(2 in chapter 1, 1 in chapter 4, pg. 394 [HP3], Divination death prediction for Harry [HP3], wanting to "become one" with Ivan [Belarus&Russia]