30 ZoLu One Shots

Hello again. Here is chapter 2 so enjoy. :D

Chapter 2

Title: Making Sex
Paring: Slight LuffyxZoro, very, very, very mild ZoroxSanjixLuffy
Theme: Kitchen Raid
Rating: T

Time line: Post-Davy Back Fight Arc, Pre-Water 7 Arc
Warning: There is no actual sex scenes in this chapter, suggested three-way, and some foul language
Disclaimer(s): I still do not own One Piece

"COME BACK HERE YOU SHITTY PIECE OF RUBBER!" Sanji yelled at Luffy from across the deck. The young captain tried to do a kitchen raid, again, but was caught by his chef before he could even make it inside the Dining Room.

Luffy ran all over the Going Merry, trying to avoid Sanji's kicks and what not. As he got to the middle of the deck, he sees Zoro lying against the mast, taking his mid-day nap. So, the young captain ran towards his swordsman, grabbed him by the arm, and ran for it.

"LUFFY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Zoro yelled, at the younger, who was still running. "You gotta help me, Zoro," he pleaded, "Sanji's after me again." "Another failed attempt of a kitchen raid?" Luffy nodded as they entered the Men's Headquarters.

"We should be safe in here for now." "You realize that this is one of the first places he'll find you, right?" Luffy looked him, his eyes wide. He, then, walked back and forth in a fast pace. "Ah man, what am I gonna do?" he panicked, "if he finds me, he'll take away my dinner privileges and I would starve."

He, then, turned back to Zoro. "You gotta help me, Zoro." The young swordsman would've argued, but, just staring at his captain's pleading eyes, he had second thoughts. "I know your in there, crap-captain, and that shitty marimo, too!" they heard Sanji yell from around the corner.

"Um," Zoro started, knowing that, if he had to make a plan, he better do it fast, "okay, just play along and we'll probably do just fine." "What are you-" before Luffy could ask, Zoro started to take his shirt off, making him blush a little, "oh," he said, "I see."

As Sanji entered the room, he saw both captain and first mate on the couch, seeming like they were trying to take each other's clothes off. "Um, we're making sex right now," Luffy said, feeling a bit awkward, "so leave a message after the beep." He then made a beeping noise.

Sanji just stared at the two, feeling very awkward of walking in on their little 'moment. "Well you better leave, dartbrow, or are you here to watch?"Zoro started to warn, "Because, trust me, we'll be doing a lot more than just making out."

The young chef just stood there, giving a disgusted look. "Ugh! At least lock the door if you're going to do that!" he yelled. Both Luffy and Zoro tried their best not to laugh and they still kept a straight face.

"Well, then, knock before barging in here," Zoro said."Do you wanna join us, Sanji?" Luffy asked and both Zoro and Sanji glared at him. "THERE IS NO WAY, IN HELL, THAT I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH THAT GUY!" they both yelled, pointing at each other, and, then, Sanji stormed out of the room.

After a few minutes, Luffy just laughed til he could barely breathe. Zoro just glared at him. "What?" Luffy asked, still chuckling. "Why would you suggest ero-cook to 'join us'?" Zoro asked, a bit irritated. "Hmm. I don't know."

The young swordsman sighed a mad sigh. "So now what?" he asked. Luffy just thought about it and grinned. "Do you wanna try to raid the kitchen with me while Sanji's not looking?" Zoro gave it a moment's thought and grinned. "Sure, why not?" he answered. So the both of them went to the upper deck to do some kitchen raiding.

A/N: Truthfully, I was going to make this chapter 5, but I just felt like posting this one as chapter 2 instead.

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