Summary:
Tsunade and Uchiha Mikoto has devised a plan in order to bring two unlikely people together. All they ask is for Sakura to write to Itachi every week until he comes home from a mission until their engagement is finalized. It should be simple...right?
To Itachi, With Love
Letter 3
Dear Uchiha Itachi,
It's absolutely amazing how many fan-girls you have.
No, I am not exaggerating..
Today, Ino-pig and I were cornered at the market today by a mob of your fan-girls. Not did they "try" to threaten us but they actually tried to land a punch.
Sadly, the civilians didn't stand a chance once I stomped a hole through the concrete.
I must say that I am not appreciating your fan-girls coming out of the woodwork and attacking me. On the other hand, I am mildly amused that they thought they could beat me.
I am not sure which member of your cult, I mean family, was the one to spill the beans about the engagement but I will kill them aggressively when I find them.
Speaking of kill, was it really necessary to send a BUSHEL of roses to my house this morning?
Seriously!
Do you know how loudly Ino-pig squealed once she saw the flowers? It took me hours to finally shut her up!
I know I am going to regret asking this question, but how is the mission(vacation is scratched through but still visible) going? I mean, it must be so hard to be diplomatic when there is peace in the ninja world. (Yes, that was sarcasm)
I am so glad you enjoyed my last medic tip. Since I am in a giving mood, here is another.
Medic Tip: Honey clears up a cough and it could be used as an instrument of torture if you happen to die on this mission.
Sincerely, (not really is smudged out)
Haruno Sakura
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