Summary:
Tsunade and Uchiha Mikoto has devised a plan in order to bring two unlikely people together. All they ask is for Sakura to write to Itachi every week until he comes home from a mission until their engagement is finalized. It should be simple...right?
To Itachi, With Love
Letter 4
Dear Uchiha,
Before, I begin this letter I would like to ask if you are feeling okay mentally.
You may ask "why is this girl asking such a thing?"
I ask this question because I care (not really is visible). Since there hasn't been a recent report of whether or not your mentally needs to be questioned, I will proceed with my letter below this statement.
WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
No, I do not mean this as an exaggeration. Hell, I don't even mean this as a fantasy. But, I am wondering what the hell was going through your mind when you CALLED Sasuke and asked him to be my bodyguard!
You realize that I am a JONIN, right?
J-O-N-I-N!
You know what a Jonin is since you are one your damn self. Since you are a Jonin then I will make this statement.
I can take care of my damn self!
I do not want or need Naruto and Sasuke-kun following me around like a love sick fan girl.
Itachi, there is a reason why I am listed in the Bingo Books ad it's not because of my good looks, If you are worried about me then fine, but don't stand in the way of my job by asking others to follow me.
If you don't want our skull smashed into tiny pieces the I suggest you stay out of my way, Uchiha!
Sincerely,
Dr. Haruno Sakura
P.S. And stop sending me flowers, Ino-Pig swears you are actually in love with me due to the amount of roses I receive daily.
Dear Shishou,
I am writing this letter in regards to the mission you have assigned to me. I must say that I am not pleased about this letter thing you have pushed (imposed is scratched out) on me. I understand Mikoto-san's plight but what I am not understanding is why you asked me of all people to write to Itachi and become his wife.
I am aware that the Uchiha Cult (Clan is smudged but slightly visible) is hungry for power but I believe they are taking this too far.
And no, I do not want to hear about how powerful my children with Itachi would be.
(Pink haired, dark eyed, super strength, sharirigan wielding toddlers is scratched out but still slightly visible.)
I am not sure how you got my parents to partake in this plan but I am not appreciative of this arrangement.
I am sorry if this letter comes off as being ungrateful but I am just stating my honest thoughts since you asked me to be candid in my letters.
In all honesty, I am not willing to give this thing a shot because in the end the person who will be left standing at the alter will be me and I refuse to be hurt by the Uchiha Cult ever again. (An entire section, possibly two or three sentences, is blotted out and illegible)
And don't be so coy, Shishou. I know you had a hand in this entire thing.
Your Apprentice,
Sakura
Notes: I am glad everyone is liking the story. Many are requesting a response from Itachi in this letter series. I must admit that I had already planned for Itachi to respond. He will be making an appearance very soon and his letter is one that is all Uchiha. Glad this story is being so well received. As always send me a review and share our thoughts on the series thus far.