Summary:

Tsunade and Uchiha Mikoto has devised a plan in order to bring two unlikely people together. All they ask is for Sakura to write to Itachi every week until he comes home from a mission until their engagement is finalized. It should be simple...right?

To Itachi, With Love

Letter 5

Dear Uchiha,

Since you insist on being a pain in my ass, I decided to allow Sasuke and Naruto to follow me around, even though you insist that those mobs of fangirls could be "potentially dangerous."

I am positive that you did this to torture your little brother.

Allow me to explain.

When Sasuke and Naruto came to my house at 3am(which is really early by the way), they had no idea that they would end up as a hole in my bedroom wall. Needless to say, that showing up at my home at 3am unannounced will not end well.

Luckily for them, I didn't hit them with chakra; otherwise I would have crushed their skulls.

Speaking of lucky, I heard your vacation(mission is scratched through) has been extended. I wouldn't have known about it I hadn't overheard your cousin talking about it to his teammates.

Also, I wanted to mention that your mother insists on looking for wedding dresses.

Seriously?

I did not ask for this arrangement, your family did! If it wasn't for the fact that Ino is engaged to Sasuke then there would be no wedding between you and I because I would have married him!

I am ending this now. Just thinking about this wedding turns me into the Incredible Hulk, sans pink hair.

And on other note, please tell Kakashi-sensei to go fuck himself for telling you about the thong incident, shannaro!

Yours truly or not,

Haruno Sakura

P.S. The Godiva Chocolates you sent were an absolute godsend. Who knew you were a fan of sweets?

Dear Shishou,

I am so surprised you were able to respond to my letter. I know being the Hokage is not an easy job(erratic lines have been blotted out completely). I will not take much of your time but I just wanted to give a status update as to what is going on between the Uchiha and I.

Things are...well going.

He has been responding well to my letters. It would seem as if he takes pleasure in writing letters. I no longer resent him as much as I did before when...(four lines are drawn through but are blotted out completely.)

I never realized that Itachi and I have so much in common. If it wasn't for the fact that I hate his guts completely then I would have fallen for him (a word is blotted out completely).

He is a very insightful person. Even though I always threaten him in my letters, his letters in return are always polite and respectful

I guess the Uchiha Clan teachings (brainwashing has been scratched out but still visible) must have served him well.

Also, were you able to speak with Uchiha-san about the wedding, yet? I swear my hair is turning grey from the amount of stress she is putting on me about this wedding. I know you were going to ask her to tone it down until Itachi comes back but since his mission has been extended, then she should back off completely until he comes back.

Shishou, I also wanted to mention that I apologize for accusing you on being involved in this plot. It was highly unprofessional of me.

Your apprentice,

Sakura

Notes: Wow, I am in awe that so many like this story. Itachi's response is coming very soon, maybe sooner than expected. Thank you all again for reading.