Summary:
Tsunade and Uchiha Mikoto has devised a plan in order to bring two unlikely people together. All they ask is for Sakura to write to Itachi every week until he comes home from a mission until their engagement is finalized. It should be simple...right?
To Itachi, With Love
Letter 6
Dear Uchiha,
I would like to begin by stating that I know your secret, Itachi.
Not only am I majorly surprised WHAT your secret is but I am very surprised that you of all people know what a reality show is.
Needless to say, I am surprised but then again it makes me realize that you are just as human as the rest of us.
Before you ask who told me, you have your mother to thank for revealing your secret. I just so happened to be at your house discussing "wedding details"(the word torture has been scratched out) when your "favorite show in the entire world" appeared on the screen.
I was quite traumatized when your mother literally broke out into a full sprint in order to DVR your favorite show.
Here I was expecting "A Chuck Norris Marathon or The Terminator or something." Imagine my surprise a little six year old child appeared on the screen calling herself "Honey Boo Boo Child."
I'm sorry but I couldn't stop laughing.
Who knew the fearsome Uchiha Itachi was a fan of the show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?"
I promise your secret is safe with me future husband. (Don't count on it is scratched through but is still visible.)
Maybe I should start calling you honey boo boo in my letters you. THAT would surely make this whole letter thing a lot easier.
Have a great day my little honey boo boo!
(Laughing hysterically)
Yours Truly,
Haruno Sakura
Haruno Sakura,
You will cease and desist with this calling me Honey Boo Boo nonsense. I am Uchiha Itachi and expect to be addressed as such.
Sincerely,
Uchiha Itachi
Notes: Yes, I went there. Itachi is a Honey Boo Boo fan. Thanks to everyone who has faved, alerted, and reviewed. I would love to hear your feedback so far. Let me know how I am doing.