Okay. This is stepping a little outside the range of the rules and regs, but now seems as good a time as any to step back and see what else is on the bulletin board other than the long list rules that's piling up. These will range from the mundane to the silly, and most of them will have to do with something on the list.
Fullmetal Alchemist still doesn't belong to me, but I do own most of the manga and the whole first series.
Reviews are always welcome, and flames will be directed to the appropriate alchemist.
So without futher ado, I give you...
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FROM THE BULLETIN BOARD
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Free to good home:
Calico kitten with blue eyes
Female, not spayed
Contact Alphonse Elric for details
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Winners of the Roy Mustang Lookalike Contest:
1st Place: Alphonse Elric
2nd Place: Maes Hughes
3rd Place: Caine Furey
Report to the Investigations office for your prizes.
Congratulations to the winners, and thanks to everyone who participated.
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For Sale or Trade:
White cotton gloves w/fire array embroidered on backs
Please contact Lt. Colonel Maes Hughes if interested
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Lt. Colonel Hughes -
Contact the Mrs. Lt. Colonel at home re: grocery list.
Do NOT bring home chocolate. Elysia is already hyper.
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For Sale:
Camera with film. Good condition
400 sens or best offer.
Contact Roy Mustang for details.
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BUTTON: I am a State Alchemist. If you see me running, try to keep up.
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The cheese is king. Long live the cheese!
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BUTTON: Alchemists do it in circles.
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ADVERTISING FLYER:
Toaster won't toast?
Lamp won't light?
Bring your broken appliances to the Elric Brothers' Repair Shop. Dormitory Three, Room 21
Alchemical Repairs
Reasonable rates.
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Prank war tally:
Roy Mustang: 2
Maes Hughes: 2
Keep the bets coming, folks.
--Vato Fallman
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NOTICE: Roy Mustang has officially been banned from the library for the next month for crimes against literature.
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Elric Brothers Guard schedule:
Saturday and Sunday: Vato Fallman
Monday to Wednesday: Maria Ross
Thursday and Friday: Heymans Breda
(Handwritten note: This is the last week, folks. Good job! - Hughes)
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FREE TO GOOD HOME:
Army dog, age approximately 30
Black hair, brown eyes, answers to the name Roy.
Contact Edward Elric for information.
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Prank War Tally:
Roy Mustang: 4
Maes Hughes: 5
All bets will be honored.
Contact Vato Fallman for specific odds.
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LOST: One life-sized inflatable sheep. Answers to the name Nellie. Contact Jean Havoc if you have any information.
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TRAINING SCHEDULE:
The new recruits in Squadron Alpha are to report to Lieutenants Jean Havoc and Heymans Breda for the snipe hunt at 1900 hours tomorrow.
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WEAPONS DEMO AND TRAINING TO TAKE PLACE ON THE FIRING RANGE AT 1600 HOURS
Contact Lt. Riza Hawkeye for further information.
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PRINTED ON A LARGE RECTANGULAR STICKER: Save a jeep, ride a captain.
ACCOMPANYING NUMBER: 555-5225
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Would the owner of the blue police box please report to the motor pool and retrieve their property? It's causing a bottleneck. Thank you.
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FOUND: One large torque wrench engraved with the initials W.R. Contact Juliet Douglas to claim it.
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COME ONE, COME ALL
Founders Day Celebration
October 16, 1913
Food and Live Music
Fireworks by the Flame Alchemist
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1/2 a flyer:
DON'T LET THE DISASTER TWINS STRIKE AGAIN!
END THE PRANK WAR NOW!
CALL...
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Posted under a photograph of Von Hohenheim:
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
Last seen in Resembool in 1904
If you have any information regarding this man's whereabouts, please contact the Elric Brothers.
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Roy -
I have a collection of photographs of a potentially embarrassing nature to you in my possession. Unless you return my camera, I will make them available to the general population. Call me with your decision.
- Maes
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BUTTON: Alchemists make better lovers.
ACCOMPANYING NOTE: You wish.
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