I'm in one of those writing moods c:
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Chapter 3

All of their friends said Olivia and Elliot would make a great couple. What everyone didn't know is that they had been secretly dating for the past three months. Well, it was mostly a sexual relationship. Not that either of them were complaining about it. It would have been a real dating relationship if they weren't partners. Well, that's what Olivia told herself. She knew it was mostly because Elliot was off the market. He was still married to Kathy.

Livvie: El?

elMAN: What's wrong, beautiful?

Livvie: How come you don't just get divorced with Kathy?

elMAN: It's more complicated than that, Liv. We have a life together. We have kids together.

Livvie: Then why are you cheating on her with me?

elMAN: Because she's cheating on me with other men. I've caught her doing it.

Livvie: That's a perfectly good reason to get divorced. And besides, almost all of your kids are grown and out of the house. It's not like they're little anymore.

elMAN: I know, Liv. It's a complicated situation. It will be fixed soon. You just have to give me some time.

Livvie: You promise?

elMAN: Pinkie promise(;

Olivia looked across to Elliot and smiled. She didn't want to be the other woman, but she also knew what a bitch Kathy was to Elliot and how Kathy was always cheating on him. Besides, even Elliot's kids thought he should go out with Olivia. She decided to ignore the fact that he usually wears a wedding ring. Elliot made that easy. He never wore the ring when he was around her.

…

The rest of the day went by extremely slow. It was mostly paperwork, paperwork, paperwork. Elliot's favorite. All Elliot could think about was Olivia. He kept sneaking looks at her. She knew he was looking at her, but she didn't look back. She knew how much that annoyed Elliot. Instead, she pretended to be concentrating on her computer. She let her hair fall over her face seductively. Then she looked at him and bit her lip. Sure enough, he was staring at her. She giggled as he fixed his pants. This was just too easy. She leaned onto her right arm, knowing she would be giving Elliot the perfect view down her low-cut shirt.

elMAN: Me, you, Cribs, NOW.

Olivia shook her head.

Livvie: Sorry Ellie. It's time for work now. Play later(;

She watched his face as he read the message. He gave her a dirty look.

Livvie: If you keep giving me those looks, you won't be getting any of this.

elMAN: Fine.

This was one of the reasons Olivia loved Elliot. He was so easy to mess with. While staring at her screen, she put her pointer finger from her right hand into her mouth. She bit it and looked back at Elliot. She knew this would just drive him crazy. And it did. In a matter of seconds, Elliot excused himself to go use the bathroom. Olivia laughed.

"Liv, what are you doing?" Fin commented on what she was doing.

"Ohhh nothing. Just fucking with Elliot. You know how fun that is," Olivia smiled.

"You're such a horrible partner," Fin laughed.

"I wish my partner did that," Munch added.

"Really Munch? You want Fin to do this?" Olivia did the same thing she was doing to Elliot to Munch.

"If my partner looked like you, then yes, I would."

"Would you like me to start doing it to you, Munchie?"

"Yes, please."

"What about me?" Fin pouted.

Olivia laughed and shook her head. Elliot returned to his seat. "What's so funny?" He looked at each detective.

"We were just discussing the option of me working shirtless," Olivia winked.

Elliot's jaw dropped and returned to the bathroom. Olivia, Munch, and Fin laughed.

…

It was one thirty when Elliot finally walked through the door. The lights were on. He braced himself for Kathy's wrath. He had been out this late for the better part of his and Olivia's three month fling, and he knew Kathy was getting suspicious. He didn't blame her, but he felt as though she deserved. She treats him like crap. She never appreciates him. And she cheated first. Elliot felt as though this was karma.

"Elliot Stabler, where have you been?" Kathy was sitting on the couch, arms crossed.

"Work," he answered simply. He threw his jacket on the kitchen table and walked into the kitchen.

"There's no way in hell you've been working this late for the past couple of months."

"Yeah I have," Elliot lied. He poured himself a glass lemonade.

"I bet you were with Olivia like always, doing God knows what, while your family is worried sick about you."

"Bull shit Kathy. You know I work crazy hours. The only reason I work this late is to provide for my family." He took a sip.

"Whatever." Kathy walked to their bedroom, slamming the door.

"Fuck you too," Elliot called after her. He went to the hall closet and pulled out a pillow and blanket. He made himself a bed on the couch and pulled out his phone. Hey, Liv.