Yuuki-kun!

Chapter 5

The killer is reveled, kinda. Taniguchi plays a role and so does Kunikida!

Disclaimer-I do not own Haruhi Suzumiya

5:55 P.M. I walked home, the streets look deserted.

"Yuuki-kun!" I froze. Did someone just call me Yuuki-kun? I spun around to see no one was there.

"Yuuki-kun! Yuuki-kun!" My brain was spinning. Nobody ever called me by that name, ever. I felt hands on my shoulders. I stayed frozen.

"Yo, Kyon," It was Taniguchi. "Man you look like you just saw a ghost, you ok?"

I shook my head, "Yeah I'm fine, what's u-"

"Yuuki-kun!" Hands were coming out of the stores around us. I felt them grab my wrists and ankles.

Taniguchi slapped my face, "Hey! Earth to Kyon!" I blinked.

"Get me outta here,"

"Huh?"

"I said get me outta here!"

"Oh yeah, that's kinda why I came here. Me and Kunikida are gonna hang tonight at my place. Wanna come?"

I put my hand on my forehead, "I'll have to ask my mom, I was out last night so-"

"OMG where did you go?" He asked in a girlish voice. It started to rain.

"Come on," I gestured him to walk back to my house. When we got there, we took off our shoes. My mom was in the kitchen and my dad was sitting on the couch watching the news.

"Hi," I said to my dad, who probably didn't even hear me. I walked into the kitchen and asked my mom.

"Only if you-"

"KYON YUUKI! COME HERE THIS INSTANT!" My dad yelled.

Crap, I thought, what did I do this time? I walked back into the living room when my dad slapped me across the face.

"Hey! What was that fo-"I was cut off by my mom's crying? I turned around when she hugged me.

"Mom, get off me!"

"Oh we're so proud of you!"

I blinked, "What?" My dad pointed to the TV.

"Last night, 17 year old Kyon Yuuki and 16 year old Haruhi Suzumiya were walking home when they came in contact in with a killer that had just murdered Haruhi's parents," Pictures of me and Haruhi appeared on the screen. "Soon after they escaped the killer, they ran into a dead end with two more killers' waiting for them. And the 17 year old killed them." The camera was blurry but good enough to make out I was killing the killers. It showed me swinging the bar at the killer's head's. The whole thing lasted about 2 minutes. And then guess what they showed! You couldn't hear what Haruhi said but you could read her lips. Then she kissed me. Taniguchi fell out of the chair he was in. I looked around desperately for the remote. It was on the coffee table. I reached for it when Taniguchi grabbed it.

"Ha! Take that you old hag! You stole my kiss!"

"First of all, SHE kissed me! And second, you're a slimy octopus!" I said pointing at him.

"Shhhh," My dad said.

"The killers were Reiji Wulffson, Kiba Shiro, and Hatsu Yagami. All on Japan's most wanted list." The lady took a deep breath. "We want to thank Kyon, and say good luck to Haruhi." She did a little bow, then sat back down and went on to a new story.

My parents were silent for a moment. My dad looked at my mom and she knotted .Then my dad opened his mouth. "Kyon I want to talk to you in private please," His head pointed to the computer room.I held my cheek, Great way to show how happy you are, I thought. I sighed and walked over to the computer room. He closed the door. He pulled something out of his pocket. A gun. "Me and your mom want you to have this,"

I stared at it blankly, "Why would I need it, and you need it for your job?"

"I have plenty of them hidden around the house," I heard Isuzu yell "Taniguchi-kun!", then jump on him. "And I've dealt with them before, it's a huge gang. It's likely they'll plot revenge." I took the gun from my dad's hand and stuck it in the back of my pants.

"Take it everywhere you go, even school."

"You know they have metal detectors,"

He paused, "Then I'll talk to the school," He pulled out his cell phone and dialed the school's number.

I opened the door and walked out to find Isuzu and Taniguchi hugging. My mom stood there smiling.

I sighed. My phone started buzzing in my pocket. I took it out, Nagato was calling.

"Hello?"

"Hi,"

"Oh hey, what's up?"

"The Data Integrated Thought Entity has made a malfunction in Asakura . I am also malfunctioning at the moment, so I do not know if this will happen."

"What's gonna happen?"

"Asakura will try and kill you , tonight, that is all I can say," and she hung up.

"H-hey!" I stared at the phone.

"Who was that?" Taniguchi said behind me.

"Nagato,"

"Oh well your mom said yes, so start packing ya old hag!" He "tapped" me on the back.

"Oww," I wined. I went upstairs and took nothing.

"Alright, know you be careful," My mom said like I was leaving forever.

"Bye," Me and Taniguchi walked out of the house. I stopped. Why didn't the TV show me getting shot? I got shot, right? Yeah Haruhi healed me. Then why…

"Dazen off again, huh?" He pulled his hood over his head.

"No,"

"What?"

"The news had it wrong,"

"What wrong?"

I paused, "I got shot, It didn't show it,"

Taniguchi scratched his head "Maybe the camera froze then but hey, are you ok?"

"Yeah, I'm fine,"

"How did it feel?" I stared at him.

"Why?"

" I don't know, when I was little I always wanted I get shot,"

"Your emo" I said walking away.

He smiled, "Isuzu is so cute!" I stared at him because he was 17 and Isuzu was 12.

"Are you trying to piss me off?"

"No, really she is cute, I wonder if she'll marr-"

"YOU ARE NOT MARRYING MY SISTER! GOT THAT!"

"Yeah whatever. Oh yeah, Kunikida is bringing his girlfriend since his and her parents are getting to know each other. And man is he lucky!"

"He's got a girlfriend?"

"Yep!"

"Ha, now you're the only one without one,"

"You have a girlfriend?" I stared at him glumly.

"She kissed me! What do you think that means?"

"Well, I didn't know you loved her back, I mean,"

"Ugh," When we got to the house Kunikida and his girlfriend greeted us.

"Hello Kyon!" The girl said. I looked up from putting my shoes. My eyed widened.

"Sasaki?"