Hey there loyal fic-readers! Vaati's Apprentice here again with another chapter of my latest creation. Man, I have been listening to Minutes to Midnight non-stop. It's just that good. Hopefully, this fic is also good. Anyway, I do not own the Legend of Zelda or the lyrics of Linkin Park's songs. I just write the fics, ok? Now, onward to chapter two.

CHAPTER 2: BLEED IT OUT

At Telma's bar, the members of Hyrule Park were eagerly awaiting their turn to perform. They had been up all day and all night practicing, and they had gotten approximately 45 citations for disturbing the peace. They had decided to wait back-stage, considering that Link's fan club was in the audience, and he wanted to be as hard to find as possible. You see, the members of the Link Fan Club were more than a little obsessive. To date, Link had recieved four strands of hair, a jar of nail clippings (blech) and three small cups of blood from the fan club. Din only knows what would have happened if they found out in the open. Luckily, there were Goron bouncers in front of the stage, so Link would be protected.

D.L. came through the backstage door with a large red mark in the shape of a hand on his cheek. Wich showed how much luck he had when he tried hitting on Hena. "Don't ask." he said. "How come we have to go last, all these guys suck." sure enough, the "bands" that had went before them had less harmony than the sound of shattering glass. The Indigo Go's were up now, they had went downhill fast since Mikau died. Midna spoke up, saying "Well, were not last anymore. There was a late entry." "Really, I hadn't heard about that. Who are they?" Link asked.

A voice from behind them said "We are Fall Out Gerudo, and we will be you're demise!" They turned around to see... Ganondorf (EEEEEKKKKK faint)! "Well, look what the Dodongo dragged in." Zelda said, completely unphased by the presence of the King of Evil. "Whos we?" Vaati asked, taking his eyes off the spellbook that he had been reading. "WHOSE WE?! Don't you see my legion of loyal minio... I mean, band mates?" Ganondorf asked. "Uuum... no." Vaati said.

Gonondorf turned around to see that there really was nobody behind him. "YOU IDIOTS, GET OUT HERE!!!" Gonondorf yelled. "Oh, we must have missed the signal. Can we start over?" a voice said. "NO!" Ganondorf yelled. With that, the other members of Fall Out Gerudo came out from the shadows. They were; Veran (the lead guitarist), Onox (the bassist), and Majora's Wrath (the drummer). They were all wearing black, and had a creepy emo look. "Am I the only one that's wondering how these guys got out of the Evil Realm?" Zelda asked.

"Ah yes, well after you closed the portal. It created a rift between realms wich I was able to use to create a second portal." Ganondorf said. "Then don't you have some kingdom of retards to take over?" Link asked. "I've given that up. Now my only passion is watching you cry in anguish and defeate." Ganondorf said. "Well, we'll just see if you don't wet yourself in front of the crowd." D.L. said. "Guys, were up." Midna said. "And now for our next performance. Please welcome, Hyrule Park." the announcer said in a bored voice. About half of the audience had fallen asleep, a querter of them had left, and the remaining querter had killed themselves. But all that changed (except, the dead people stayed dead) when D.L. started laying down a melody on his guitar. And Vaati started singing.

(Vaati) "Here we go for the hundreth time.

Hand gernade pins in every line.

Throw 'em up and let something shine.

Going out of my (BLEEP)ing mind.

Filthy mouth, no excuse.

Find a new place to hang this noose.

String me up from atop these roofs.

Knot it tight so I won't get loose.

Truth is you can stop and stare.

Bled myself out and no one cares.

Dug the trench out, laid down there.

Wit a shovel up out of reach somewhere.

Yeah, someone pour it in.

Make it a dirt dance floor again.

Say you're prayers and stomp it out.

When they bring that chorus out."

(Link) "I bleed it out.

Digging deeper just to throw it away.

Just to throw it away.

I bleed it out."

(Vaati) "I bleed it out go, stop the show.

Choppy words and a sloppy flow.

Shotgun opera lock and load.

Cock it back and then watch it go.

Mama help me, I've been cursed.

Death is rolling in every verse.

Candy paint on his brand new hearse.

Can't contain him he knows he works.

(BLEEP) this hurts, I won't lie, doesn't matter how hard I try.

Half the words don't mean a thing and I know I won't be satisfied.

So why try ignoring him.

Make it a dirt dance floor again.

Say you'r prayers and then stomp it out.

When they bring that chorus in."

(Link) "I bleed it out.

Digging deeper just to throw it away.

I bleed it out.

Digging deeper just to throw it away.

Just to throw it away, just to throw it away.

I opened up these scars.

I'LL MAKE YOU FACE THIS!

I pull myself apart.

I'LL MAKE YOU FACE THIS!

I open up these scars.

I"LL MAKE YOU FACE THIS NOW!

I bleed it out.

Digging deeper just to throw it away.

I bleed it out.

Digging deeper just to throw it away.

Just to throw it away, just to throw it away.

I bleed it out."

The song ended with the audience screeming in approval. And with Links fan club desperately trying to get past the bouncers. "Yeah, that was all right... I guess." Ganondorf said. "Now step aside, and listen to REAL music." The members of Fall Out Gerudo took their places. Ganondorf opened his mouth to begin their song, but all that came out was "Oh crap, we don't know any songs."

They ran off the stage and the anouncer said "Well I think there's no reason to count the votes. The winner of the Battle of the Bands and the 5,000 rupees is... HYRULE PARK!" The audience screamed an impossibly loud scream of approval as Hyrule Park came back on stage. When the screaming dulled down, Telma presented Link with a giant check for 5,000 rupees. "You may have won this time Hyrule Park. But mark my words, you have not seen the last of me!" Ganondorf said. "Well next time, be sure to give us a challenge." Link smirked.

END OF CHAPTER: 2

Well there it is, chapter two is in the books. Well, the computers I guess. Anyway, give me some suggestions for what you want them to play next. Remember though, they must be Linkin Park songs. Well, till next time.