Hello again readers! Sorry about the slow updateing. I'm juggling between this story and Hyrule We Have a Problem, wich still has six chapters to go. Anyway, I finally got a suggestion for a song (HUZZAH). Kendansa wants to hear Faint, from the album Meteora. Good choice, it is one of my favorites. So if you're reading this Kendansa, then this one's for you! And here to do the disclaimer is Chester Bennington, the lead singer of Linkin Park.
Chester: Vaati's Apprentice does not own the Legend of Zelda or any of Linkin Park's songs, or me. And don't forget to leave a suggestion for one of our songs. Don't let you're favorite Linkin Park song get left out of this story. Now, on to chapter three!
CHAPTER 3: FAINT
The members of Hyrule Park were taking a break after a long day of doing nothing. They had bought a home in Castle Town with the money from Telma's Battle of the Bands. Needless to say, it was an enormous mess. But at least it hadn't been quarentined... yet. Vaati was out on the third pizza run of the day, while everyone else continued being lasy.
Vaati kicked the door in and dropped a crap-load of pizzas on D.L.'s face (D.L. was lying on the couch sleeping at the time). "What was that for?!" D.L. screamed. Though he became less angry when he noticed that the pizza was pepperonie. "To get you off you're lazy butt." Vaati said. "Anyway, I got this from that kreepy human postman." he said, takeing a letter out of his jacket pocket. "It's for you, Link."
Vaati handed the letter to Link, who was adding the finishing touches on a new song. Link opened the letter and scanned over it. As he did, a variety of emotions came across his face. Intrigue, horror, disguest, and finally a small smile came across his face. "All right guys, there's going to be a New Years party. And it's at Lon Lon Ranch (hence the horror and disguest). Anyway, Talon want's us to perform, and he's willing to pay."
"How you going to survive that cult of yours?" D.L. asked. "This is a big event, Talon will have security their." "O.K., so what time do we have to be their? And more importantly, what will we play?" Vaati asked. "It's tommorow night. As for a song, I finished that one that we were working on." Link said, handing the guitar music sheet to D.L. "What about Ganon?" Midna asked. "The guards have been told not to let him in. Besides, you saw how prepared he was at Telma's." Link said with a smirk. "Well we should probably practice." Zelda said, picking up her drum sticks. Lukily, the walls were padded so no one outside could hear them. Wich was good, they were only just barely able to pay all their citations.
the next night, at Lon Lon Ranch
The party was going on and it was kick ass! Hyrule Park was in the stables tuning their insturments. Link had lost almost all confidence once he arrived at the gates. Not because he was nervous, but becouse Malon was the founder and president of his cult-like fan club. Lukily, she and every other member had been caged up inside Malon's room. Where they could still see the concert, but they couldn't run up on stage and rape Link like they wanted too.
Anyway, Darunia and Darbus were working the gate. When Ganondorf walked up wearing a giant foam cowboy had and a fake mustache. Darbus held out his hand to stop Ganondorf and said "Name." "Oh, I'm uuh... Bob." Ganondorf stuttered. "Bob huh, you're not on the list." Darunia said, scanning over the guest list. "Oh, well that's O.K. I know the guy who owns this place. So if you'll just let me through." Ganondorf said, trying to get past the Gorons. "I'm afraide we can't let you in." Darbus said, stepping in front of the evil king.
"Hold on Darbus, he says he knows Talon." Darunia said. "Ah right Talon, that was his name. Yeah, me and him go way back. We were roomies in college." Ganondorf said, using the Goron's stupidity to his advantage. "I don't know." Darbus said, still having doubts. "He seems to have a pretty big tan for a human." "Oh, well that's because I'm...from... Termina." Ganondorf said, desperately trying to cover his tracks. "Makes sense to me. I have a cousin in Termina, you should see the skin on him." Darunia said. "Well, all right. Just one question, are you a Gerudo?" Darbus said. "Who, me? Of course not! If I were a Gerudo, then why would I be wearing this hat and this false mustache?" Ganondorf said. "All right, off you go." Darbus said, letting Ganondorf in. "Fools, they do not know what I have planned for their precious hero. Link, you will soon rue the day you messed with Ganondorf MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Ganondorf thought he was thinking this to himself. But he had actually said it all out loud, and everyone was now stareing at him. "Uum... I mean, I AM PREPARED TO EAT ANYTHING FOR ONE RUPEE!!!" the audience screamed in approval and continued.
As the song ended, Talon came on stage in a festive outfit. Accompanied by a couple of girls in skimpy outfits. "Hey everyone, are you haveing a good time?!" Talon yelled. The whole audience screamed in approval. "Do you have what it takes to party with Talon?!" he yelled. Againe, the audience screamed. "That's what I'm talking about. Now, please welcome Hyrule's latest musical sensation, HYRULE PARK!!!" Hyrule Park came on stage and were greeted by very loud screams. Midna started the song by spinning her turn table to make a sound like an orchestra of violins. Zelda joined in with her drums, followed by Vaati and D.L. on their guitars.
(Vaati) "I am, a little bit of loneliness.
A little bit of disregard.
Handfull of complaints.
But I can't help the fact that everyone can see these scars.
I am, what I want you to want.
What I want you to feel.
But it's like no matter what I do.
I can't convince you to just believe this is real.
So I, let go of watching you.
Turn you're back like you always do.
Face away and pretend that I'm not.
But I'll be here because you're all that I got."
(Link) "I CAN'T FAIL!
THE WAY I DID BEFORE!
DON'T TURN YOU'RE BACK ON ME!
I WONT BE IGNORED!
TIME WONT TELL!
THERE'S DAMAGE EVERYWHERE!
DON'T TURN YOU'RE BACK ON ME!
I WONT BE IGNORED!"
(Vaati) "I am, a little bit insecure.
A little unconfident.
'Couse you don't understand to do what I can.
That sometimes it don't make sense.
I am, what you never wanted to see.
But I've never had a doubt.
It's like no matter what I do.
I can't convince you for once just to hear me out.
So I, let go of watching you.
Turn you're back like you always do.
Face away and pretend that I'm not.
But I'll be here because you're all that I got."
(Link) "I CAN'T FAIL!
THE WAY I DID BEFORE!
DON'T TURN YOU'RE BACK ON ME!
I WONT BE IGNORED!
TIME WONT TELL!
THERE'S DAMAGE EVERYWHERE!
DON'T TURN YOU'RE BACK ON ME!
I WONT BE IGNORED!
NO, HEAR ME OUT NOW!
YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO ME, I GET ENOUGH!
RIGHT NOW!
HEAR ME OUT NOW!
YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO ME, I GET ENOUGH!
RIGHT NOW!
I can't fail, the way I did before.
Don't turn you're back on me.
I WONT BE IGNORED!
I CAN'T FAIL!
THE
WAY I DID BEFORE!
DON'T TURN YOU'RE BACK ON ME!
I WONT BE IGNORED!
TIME WONT TELL!
THERE'S DAMAGE EVERYWHERE!
DON'T TURN YOU'RE BACK ON ME!
I WONT BE IGNORED!
I CAN'T FAIL!
DON'T TURN YOU'RE BACK ON ME!
I WONT BE IGNORED!
TIME WONT TELL!
DON'T TURN YOU'RE BACK ON ME!
I WONT BE IGNORED!
The song ended and the audience cheered louder than humanly possible. That is, until a tomatoe flew through the air and hit Link in the face. The audience went dead silent. Except for Ganondorf who was yelling "HAH! How does it feel Link?! Feel the humiliation, and suffer! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" At that moment, Link's fan club jumped through Malon's window. Malon stepped foreward wearing a tribal dress and holding a staff that had a small hat like Link's on top of it. She was also wearing a tribal head-dress and her face was covered in war paint. And she had a look on her face that said that she was very, VERY, pissed. "HE HAS DEFILED THE FACE OF THE CHOSEN ONE!!! ATTACK, MY SISTERS!!! MAKE HIM CRY INTO HIS NEXT LIFE!!!" Link's fan club ran after Ganondorf screaming words of extreme hatered.
Talon gave Link a towel to wipe off his face and sun glasses. "Well wasn't that great?! Give it up one more time for Hyrule Park!" The audience resumed their cheering and Hyrule Park gave a few waves to the audience. Enjoying their first taste of fame.
END OF CHAPTER: 3
There it is, chapter three. Heh, makeing fun of Ganondorf is more fun than I thought. Don't forget to suggest a song for the next chapter in you're review. Hitler didn't suggest a song. You don't want to be like Hitler, do you?