Well hello again! Yay, more song suggestions! Let me see, freakyanimegal456 wants to hear Numb from the album Meteora. Another great choice. Although when it comes to Linkin Park, there are no bad choices. Fun fact, this song won Best Foreign Music Video in Europe. Proving that Linkin Park is one of the best bands in the world. Doing the disclaimer for this chapter is the D.J., Joseph Hahn a.k.a. Mr. Hahn!
Joe:Thanks V.A., Vaati's Apprentice does not own the Legend of Zelda, Linkin Park, or me. Don't forget to leave V.A. a song suggestion. Preferably from our Hybrid Theory or Reanimation albums. Since he's already done two songs from the Minutes to Midnight and Meteora albums. Now please, R&R.
CHAPTER 4: NUMB
Things were going great for Hyrule Park. They slowly, but surely, gaining popularity. They were able to get their home cleaned thanks to the money that Talon had given them. Colin, Talo, Malo, and Beth had entered some much needed anger management classes. And Link and Zelda, since Zelda was no longer a princess and therefore was not bound by any strict laws, had anounced that they were engaged. Link had relayed this information to his fan club, but they didn't care. They still held their meetings and had sacrificial ceremonies in Link's name. The bad side, was the other members had to put up with Link and Zelda doing lover stuff (I don't know what people who are in love do. I'm a nerd, therefore I have no girlfreind T.T.). And Link had started referring to Zelda as "The Hotness." (Chester Bennington really does call his wife the hotness.)
However, Fall Out Gerudo had plastered posters all over Castle Town that read "Every time you listen to Hyrule Park, Din kills a kitten." But this didn't affect anyone, since they knew that Fall Out Gerudo were just a bunch of lying, tone-deaf, retards. Hyrule Park was busy doing their own thing. Vaati and D.L. were coming up with new guitar lyrics for their latest song. And Midna had been assinged to keep Link and Zelda off of each-other while they worked on their parts for the song.
A knock came at the door, "I hope that's the potion man" Midna said. In Hyrule, they had potion men instead of milk men. When Midna opened the door, she was greated bya high pitched neisled "HEYYYYYYY!" She slammed the door in the post mans face immediately. "I won't do it again, It's out of my system." the post man said from behind the door. Midna caustiously opened the door, "HEYYY-BLECH" Midna had started strangling the post man with her weird magic Twili hair powers. "Now I'm going to let go of you're throught. And when I do, tell what the (BLEEP) you want!" Midna said. She released the post man and returned her hair to it's normal state.
The post man handed Midna a letter and said "Another letter duley..." BZZZZZT. Midna zapped the post man with magic and he ran off crying. Midna closed the door and went back inside to see that Link and Zelda had abandoned their work and had started making out with each-other. "Midna, Midna, Midna. Do you see what happens when you leave you're post for one minute?" Midna said to herself, shaking her head. "All right you two, put it on ice."
Link and Zelda pushed away from each other and Link took the letter that Midna hacded to him. He read it said, "Looks like Lake Hylia is our next stop. The Zoras are throwing a party their to increas ties between them and the Humans." "So, is their going to be human women in bathing suits?" D.L. said with a smile on his face. "Yes, but no touching until after we perform." Link said. "Awwww." D.L. whined. "Enough whining, time to practice." Vaati said, picking up his bass.
later, at Lake Hylia
Once againe, a kick ass party was takeing place. Hylians really know how to throw partys. Aynway, their were people of all races. Zoras, Kokiri, Gerudos, Humans even Gorons. And there were even some Minish, although Vaati was the only one who could see them. And, as D.L. had hoped, their were plenty of young human women in bikinis. Unfortunately, there were also a few obese human men in speedos.
At the gate, once againe, were the idiocy duo of Darunia and Darbus. Fall Out Gerudo walked up calmly to the gate. "Hold it, aren't you Bob from Termina?" Darbus asked Ganondorf. "No, that's my identical twin brother. I'm Steve." Ganondorf said, ackting prepared for a change. "What's with him?" Darunia said, pointing at Majora's Wrath. "Bad skin cancer, he's had it since he was a kid. Try not to stare at him too long." Ganondorf said. "All right, go through." Darbus said, not wanting to look at Majoras Wrath much longer.
A floating stage had been anchored in the middle of the lake with a Link's mike, Zelda's drums, Midna's turn table, D.L.'s guitar, and Vaati's bass. A Zora walked up to the mike and got the party goer's attention. "Ladies and gentelmen of all species, the moment you've all been waiting for. Give it up for Hyrule Park!" the Zora yelled. The crowd screamed like they had never screamed before. However, they stopped when Fall Out Gerudo jumped out of the water and on stage with their instruments. "Hello Hyrule, are you ready to rock?!" Ganondorf yelled. He received no response. "O.K., I can see that you are all so excited that you have been left speechless! Now, let's rock!" Ganondorf said.
"I am an arms dealer.
Fitting you with weapons in the form of words.
Don't really care wich side who wins.
Long as the room keeps singing.
That's just the business I'm in." (Joe: V.A. does not own Fall Out Boy either.)
The whole band was playing horribly out of tune. And Ganondorf was doing a few movements that nobody wants to see an over-stuffed Gerudo king do. The madness ended when Majora's Wrath was flailing his arm around, and his pick flew out of his hand and went straight down Onox's throught. Onox started making strange gasping/gurgling noises while clasping his throught. "What should we do?" Veran asked. "I don't know, the guy's choking." Ganondorf said. Onox fainted and fell to the ground with a thud.
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor." came a voice. The midget doctor from Castle Town swam to the stage and walked up to Onox. "I'll have to operate." the doctor said. "Are you sure? I mean, he's just choking." Veran said. "Whose the doctor here?" the doctor said as he pulled a large dagger out of his bag. "All right here comes the choochoo, choochoo." he said, before driving the dagger into Onox's neck.
Ganondorf felt a tapping on his back and turned to see Link with a very angry look on his face. "Oh, uuh... hi Link. You look mad." Ganondorf said nervousely. "And why do you suppose that is?" Link asked, taking a step foreward. "Now Link, let's both be reasonable." Ganondorf pleaded. The doctor spoke up and said, "Well guys, the surgery is finished. Apparently he was choking on this guitar pick... but I couldn't save him. I tried my best. At least I can say that." Sure enough, Onox was completely torn apart... literally. While Hyrule Park was stareing in shock, Fall Out Gerudo jumped into the water and swam away. "Hey, they need to pay their medical bill." the doctor said, swimming after them. "Let's just start before the crowd goes berserk." Link said, pushing Onox's corps into the water.
(Link) "Tired of being what you want me to be.
Fealing so faithless, lost under the surface.
Don't know what you're expecting of me.
Put under the pressure, of walking in you're shoes."
(Vaati) "Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow."
(Link) "Every step that I take is another mistake to you."
(Vaati) "Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow."
(Link) "I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEIR!
BECOME SO TIGHT, SO MUCH MORE AWARE!
BY BECOMEING LESS, ALL I WANT TO DO!
IS BE MORE LIKE ME, AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!
Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control.
Cause everything that you thought I would be, has fallen apart right in front of you."
(Vaati) "Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow."
(Link) "Every step that I take is another mistake to you."
(Vaati) "Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow."
(Link) "And every second I waste, IS MORE THAN I CAN TAKE!
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE!
BECOME SO TIGHT, SO MUCH MORE AWARE!
BY BECOMEING LESS, ALL I WANT TO DO!
IS BE MORE LIKE ME, AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!
And I know, I may end up failing too!
But I know, you were just like me with someone disappointed in you!
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE!
BECOME SO TIGHT, SO MUCH MORE AWARE!
BY BECOMEING LESS, ALL I WANT TO DO!
IS BE MORE LIKE ME, AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE!
Tired of being what you want me to be.
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE!
Tired of being what you want me to be.
The song ended with thunderous screaming from the audience. D.L. slammed his guitar against the ground and gave the "rock on" sign. The rest decided to work the audience in a more civilized manner. Like just waveing and blowing kisses. "Thank you, party on Hylians!" Link said into the mike.
END OF CHAPTER: 4
Wow, that's the fastest update I've ever done. I'll be introduceing a new charector to replace Onox next chapter. Just tell me wich song to do. And in case you're wondering, that seen with the doctor was inspired by Doctor Bob Saves the Day. An episode of the Knox's Corner clay men series. Till next time, don't forget to tip you're waitress.