Hello readers! Listen, I want to appologise for my atrocious grammar. I am always sobbing while I'm writing my fics because I just KNOW that I am makeing serious grammatical errors. And I don't know how to fix them because my computer doesn't have grammar check. But I try my best damn it! Anyway, freakyanimegal456 wants to hear In The End from the album Hybrid Theory. One of Linkin Park's most famous songs. Now to do the disclaimer, is M.C. Mike Shinoda!
Mike: Vaati's Apprentice does not own the Legend of Zelda, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, me, Soul Caliber or Super Smash Bros. Now, in response to a review submitted by Soul Reaper Vile. Yes, it DOES have to be Linkin Park songs. Why do you think the fic is called Hyrule Park? Here's a little bit of freindly advice, if you don't like Linkin Park, DON'T READ THE FIC! Now, let's get on to chapter five, shall we?
CHAPTER 5: IN THE END
"NEXT!" Ganondorf yelled. Zant stopped his insane jumping and yelling and left the stage, his head lowered in defeat. Ganondorf, Veran and Majora were holding auditions in the Evil Realm to replace the late General Onox. "You know, you should really try to find some new minions. Preferablly ones that dont suck." Veran said. "Well the good minions are alot more expensive than the bad minions." Ganondorf said. "You're the king of the Gerudos, dont you have a fortune of some kind?" Veran asked. "I had one of those once. But once I learned that my mothers were 400 year old witches, I was forced to spend my fortune on therapy. And do you know how unhelpful Gerudo therapists are?" Ganondorf asked.
A loud "EHEM!" got their attention. Standing on the try out stage was a man in dark azure armor and an enormous demonic right arm. "And you are?" Ganondorf asked. "I am Nightmare, AND I SHALL DEVOURE YOU'RE SOULS!!!" Nightmare yelled. "I like this guy already, now lets hear you're audition." Ganondorf said. "Ah yes, my audition." Nightmare said as he drew an oversized sword with nerves and an eye. "Soul Edge, TRANSFORM!" he yelled at the sword. Soul Edge transformed into a guitar with sharp steel sides. The nerves turned into strings and the eye moved to the center of the guitar. Nightmare started rocking out on Soul Edge, and he was actually good.
"All right, I think we have found our newest band mate." Ganondorf said. "Wait, hold everything!" a voice yelled. A young man with shoulder length blue hair ran onstage. "I still need to audition." he said. "Sorry kid, but we already have a new guitarist." Ganondorf said. "I'm here to audition for the part of lead singer. If you havnt noticed, you have the singing abilities of a deranged howler monkey." the boy said. "Wait a minute, I know you. You're Marth from the Super Smash Brothers tournament. Link accidentally impaled you in a fight." Ganondorf said.
"Yes, that's right." Marth said, obviously angry. "Well what's he doing here?" Veran asked. "Those are the rules, anything that Link kills goes here." Ganondorf said. "Yes, and I want to be the one to make Link cry in defeat." Marth said. "Alright, let's see what you got." Ganon dorf said. Marth started singing something like this.
"I still dont have a reason.
And you dont have the time.
And it really makes me wonder.
If I'm ever gonna get around.
Give me something to believe in.
Cause I dont believe in you anymore." (Mike: Vaati's Apprentice does not own Maroon 5 either.)
"All right kid, you're in." Ganondorf said. "Well, I wasnt done but... ok, thanks." Marth said. "But Ganondorf, you're the singer." Veran said. "You're right! I know! I can be the band owner. That way, we will be famous and I will still get all the credit. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!" Ganondorf said. "Well, that's great and all. But if you want me to stay, there are going to have to be a few changes." Marth said.
meanwhile, somewhere in the middle of the Great Sea
Hyrule Park was on Tetra's old ship headed towards the island of Koholint. Tourism had really opened up ever since people found out that the island was indeed real. People just had the illusion that the island was a dream because of trace amounts of illegal drugs in the islands air supply. Nobody knew what it was, but it got them higher than a kite.
Anyway, Hyrule Park was unknown in the rest of the world. So to make themselves known, they decided to enter a contest on Koholint. The majority of Links fan club had accepted the fact that he was marrying Zelda, and had hung themselves. However, the remaining members had borrowed a ship from the Hyrule Navy. Luckily, the Ordon children had sneaked on board and accidentally ran their ship onto an island enhabited by man eating Kokiris.
Hyrule Park was taking some time to relax and enjoy the open ocean. Niko walked up to Vaati who was leaning on the rail of the ship, he had never seen the ocean. "Can I get you any refreshments, sir?" Niko asked. The crew wanted to make Hyrule Park as happy as possible. After all, when you have three heroes with god-given powers and two phsycotic villains, you want to keep them happy. "Yes, I'll take a root potion (pretty much a midevil root beer) if you have any." Vaati said, not even turning to look at Niko. "Th-that was miss Tetra's favorite." Niko sbbed. He hugged Vaati's leg and began crying like a newborn Octorock. The crew hadn't quit got used to not having Tetra around. Vaati kicked the side of the ship, wich in turn slammed Niko's head against some hard wood. Niko ran off into the ship.
"How much longer must I endure these imbisiles?" Vaati asked D.L. who was sitting in a chair sipping on his drink. "I dunno man." he said. "Hey Mids, how long do think we got before we hit land?" he asked Midna. Midna was lying in her beach chair sunbathing. She was discovering that the sun wasnt as bad as she had thaught. "One of the retards said that it should be about four more hours." she said. "Great, well I guess I'll get some rest before we get there." Vaati said, walking off to his room.
Later that night, the competiton was being held on the top of Tal Tal Heights. The former resting place of the Wind Fishes egg. But the islanders didn't let people know that, the knowledge of a giant flying whale isn't exactly the best thing for tourism. Unlike in Hyrule, the other contestants were actually pretty good. "And now for our next contestants." Marin, who was the anouncer, said. "All the way from Hyrule, please welcome Fall Out Hylian!" The newly dubbed Fall Out Hylian took the stage with Marth doing vocals, Nightmare on guitar, Majora on bass, Veran on drums, and Ganondorf standing off to the side wearing a business suit.
"What the (BLEEP)!" D.L. said. "Hey, that's Marth!" Link said. "Who's Marth?" Vaati asked. "He was a contestant in the Super Smash Bros. tournament. I killed him." Link said. "Why did you do that?" Midna asked. "I asked him to. That kreep wouldn't stop hitting on me." Zelda said. "O.K., so who's the dude with the cool arm?" D.L. asked. "Looks like Nightmare. He's one of the freaks I killed on my quest to destroy Soul Edge." Link said. Fall Out Hylian did their song "Thanks for the Memories" and they were actually pretty good. (Sorry everyone, but I just can't put two unrelated songs in each chapter.) "Hah, that was pretty good. But lets show them how real stars rock." D.L. said. "And now, also from Hyrule. Our final contestants, Hyrule Park!" Marin yelled to the crowd. Hyrule Park took the stage and began their newest song.
(Vaati) "It starts with one thing, I don"t know why.
It doesn't even matter how hard you try.
Keep that in mind I designed this rhym to explain in due time, all I know.
Time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings.
Waatch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away.
It's so unreal, didn't look out below, watch the time go right out the window.
Trying to hold on but I didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go.
I kept everything inside and even though I tried it all fell apart.
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when..."
(Link) "I tried so hard, and got so far.
But in the end it doesn't even matter.
I had to fall and lose it all.
But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
(Vaati) "One thing I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try.
Keep that in mind I designed this rhym to remind myself how I tried so hard.
In spite of the way you were mocking me, acting like I was part of you're property.
Remembering all the times you faught with me, I'm surprised it got so far.
Things aren't the way they were before, you wouldn't even recognize me anymore.
Not that you knew me back then but it all comes back to me in the end.
You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart.
What it meant to me will soon be a memory of a time when..."
(Link) "I tried so hard, and got so far.
But in the end it doesn't even matter.
I had to fall and lose it all.
But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
I put my trust in you, pushed as far as I can go.
And for all this, there's only one thing you should know.
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU, PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO!
FOR ALL THIS, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW!
I tried so hard, and got so far.
But in the end it doesn't even matter.
I had to fall and lose it all.
But in the end it doesn't even matter."
The song ended with a roar of applause, as always. "How was that for 'ya?" Link asked Marth teasingly. "That was, ok... I guess." "Hey Link, I'm going to need the room tonight." Vaati said with Marin hugging his arm. "Sure thing man, Zelda and I can kick the crew off the ship and use Tetra's old room." Link said wrapping his arm around Zeldas waist. "Enjoy you're victory while it lasts. But you..." Ganondorf began to say. "But we have not seen the last of you. Yeah yeah, we heard it all before." D.L. said.
END OF CHAPTER: 5
O.K., I'm only going to have a couple more chapters in this story. And I already have enough song suggestions. So, no more suggestions. Just reviews.
Mike: Yeah, review! Or I'll cut 'ya! Then you'll wish that you had reviewed!
Vaati's Apprentice: All right Mike, no need to threaten the readers.
Mike: Don't talk to me while I'm in the zone!