Wow, that last chapter sure got me alot of reviews. But how to follow it up? Lets see, who can I kill next? pulls a hit list out of his robe and skans over it Crap, this list has nothing but anime charectors on it.
Marin: Sir, I believe that I have an idea. whispers in Vaati's Apprentice's ear
Vaati's Apprentice: That's a fantastic idea! Hot and smart, that's a rare combination. But before I get on to the story, I need to respond to a few reviews.
Shadowani- Sorry man, but the battle between my grammar and I is my fight and mine alone. I hope you understnd.
cakedoughnutschikenboob- I don't know what's hard core, the drunken retards or the music... or maybe it's both. But, anyone who loves Linkin Park (and my fic) is a freind of mine.
I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Linkin Park (heh, the music video for What I've Done was just on, can you say Grammys), Soul Calibur, Super Smash Bros. or Fall Out Boy.
CHAPTER 7: PAPERCUT
Hyrule Park was now at Link's cabana that he had gotten from Miss Marie.He had, of course, taken out those creepy cardboard cut-outs. He had also put a better door in (by that I meen one that looked and sounded like the Terminater, in order to keep tresspassers out). He had also done some expantion on the house itself. He used some of the band's excess money to add a few bedrooms, a large living room, a bathroom (the original house had the bath tub in the middle of the one room), a kitchen and a practice room. But right now they were all lounging in and around the pond.
Until Marin flew down to where Link was sitting and told him "Hey Link, check this out." she said, taking a letter out of her pocket. "A Rito gave it to me because he wasn't used to the amount of drugs in Koholint's air. So he had to go to rehab." Link took the letter and read it out loud.
Dear Hyrule Park,
I hereby invite you to our annual Festival of Time. You, should you choose to accept, will compete for the chance to win 10,000 rupees and recognition as a kick-ass band by the entire kingdom of Termina. This is an invitation only event so you will be competing against other bands of your calibur. Just try not to suck in front of all of Termina.
Sincerely,
Mayor Dotour
"Great Goddesses, 10,000 rupees!" Link exclaimed. "That would be more than enough for our wedding." Zelda said, taking the letter to make sure that Link wasn't lying. "What's all the commotion about?" Vaati said, Link had woken him up when he yelled about the crap load of money they could win. And it's just luck that Vaati wasn't evil anymore. If he was, he would've turned Link inside-out for waking him up. "Here, check it out." Link said, handing Vaati the letter.
"Link, we could get married anywhere with that money. I meen ANYWHERE; the Sacred Grove, the Temple of Time, Clock Tower, or maybe even in Lon Lon Ranch just to rub it in that bitch, Malon's, face." Zelda said, pressing up against Link. "You guys weren't kidding, this is some serious money. Not only that, we havn't played in Termina yet." Vaati said, finishing the letter. "But it's not guerenteed that we'll win. This is the first time that we'll be playing against other bands that don't suck (insert a certaine word that means "spherical objects" here)." Midna said, getting up from her chair.
"That's true. We will all need to play harder than... wait, where's D.L.?" Link asked, noticing that D.L. was nowhere to be found. "He said he was going to go play with the crew." Vaati said. "All right crew." D.L. said, pacing in front of the crew who was standing on the shore of the small island. "The object of this game is to get to that barge before the sharks eat you." D.L. said, pointing to a small dingy that was barely visible. "D.L. get over here!" Link yelled. The crew let out a collective sigh of relief.
"HOLY (BLEEP)!!!" D.L. yelled after reading the letter. "Do we have to use all the money on your wedding?" D.L. whined. "Hell yeah!" Zelda yelled at him. "I take you guys agree to go. I'll fly ahead and tell the mayor that you'll be coming. Oh, and you will have some luxury suits at the Stock Pot Inn. So don't worry about where you'll be staying." Marin said to them. With that, Marin spread her wings and took off towards Termina. "I guess we had better start loading the boat then." Midna said.
-later, at the Festival of Time-
The festival was really... well, festive. Exspecially since the Twili had followed Hyrule Park and had brought every drop of alchohol that they could find on Windfall with them. "What other contestants are here?" Link asked Midna. "There is Five Days Grace, Breaking Bokoblin, Maroon 6, and... oh no, Fall Out Hylian." Midna said, reading the entry list. Sure enough, Fall Out Hylian was up next. They took the stage, wich was in the shadow of Clock Tower, and did their song "This Ain't a Seen, It's an Arms Race". Marth gave Zelda a wink, and she simply sighed in disgust. Romani (an older and considerably hotter Romani) got up on stage. "How about that everyone?" The majority of people screamed but the Twili booed. "Now for our last contestants, give it up for Hyrule Park!" Romani yelled. The crowd, exspecially the Twili, erupted into cheers.
"Now to implement my latest evil plan." Ganondorf said, rubbing his hands together. "You do realize that your plans have a tendancy to suck and fail, right?" Marth said. "Yes, but this one will work." Ganondorf said, taking a whistle out of his pocket. He blew it and at that moment the unthinkable happened. A creature of unparalleled terror perched itself not very far from the stage. The creature's name was... Kaepora Gaebora (AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!)
"Why hello there. I assume that you need some instructions on how to use those instruments. Because everyone but me is retarted and therefore must succumb to my endless ranting." the giant owl said. "To play a guitar, hold it like so. Then press your fingers on the frets to adjust the tone of the note that you want to play. I assume that you need to know about notes as well. Well let us look at the Treble Cleff first..." Hyrule Park was on the ground, literally rolling around in pain. Covering their ears in a vaine attempt to escape the horror.
"Now let's look at the Bass Cleff. In the Bass scale, you start with..." an empty beer bottle flew through the air and struck Kaepora in the skull. A Twili, who had apparently thrown the bottle, cheered in triumph. However, Kaepora continued his ranting. Even as he fell from his perch and onto the stage. "Link, the bottle! It's the only thing that can destroy it!" Vaati yelled. Link grabbed the broken beer bottle and, using it as a sword, performed his Finishing Strike move on the ranting owl. The crowd cheered for Link, except one person. "Damn you Hyrule Park!" Ganondorf yelled in defeat. "Now, let's get to our song." Link said to the band.
(Vaati) "Why does it feel like night today?
Something in here's not right today.
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia's all I got left.
I don't know what stressed me out first, or how the pressure was fed.
I know just what it feels like to have a voice in the back of my head.
It's like a face that I hold inside.
A face that awakens when I close my eyes, a face that watches everytime I lie, a face that laughs everytime I fall.
So I know that when it's time to sink or swim, that the face inside is hearing me right undrneath my skin."
(Link) "It's like I'm, paranoid looking over my back!
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head!
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within!
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin!"
(Vaati) "I know I've got a face in me, points out all the mistakes to me.
You've got a face on the inside too, your paranoia's probably worse.
I don't know what set me off first but I know what I can't stand.
Everyone acts like the fact of the matter is I can't add up to what you can.
But everybody has a face that they hold inside.
A face that awakens when they close their eyes, a face that watches everytime they lie, a face that laughs everytime they fall.
So you know that when it's time to sink or swim, that the face inside is watching you too right underneath your skin."
(Link) "It's like I'm, paranoid looking over my back!
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head!
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within!
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin!
The face inside is right beneath your skin.
The face inside is right beneath your skin.
The face inside is right beneath your skin.
The sun goes down, I feel the light betray me!
The sun goes down, I feel the light betray me!
It's like I'm, paranoid looking over my back!
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head!
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within!
It's like the face inside is right BENEATH MY SKIN!
The crowd erupted into cheers. "Now that is what I call a song!" Romani said, stepping onstage. "And let's hear it for Link Bennington (yes, that is the last name of Linkin Park's lead singer, Chester) the slayer of Kaepora Gaebora!" The crowd cheered again as Link took the mike. "Thank you! Don't mention it, killing stuff is my job. I would, however, like to take this time to introduce you to the future Mrs. Bennington!" Link said, reaching his hand out to Zelda. Zelda stood next to Link and waved to the crowd. A Twili yelled "Hey Link, let's see a kiss!" The rest of the crowd cheered in agreement. Link turned towards Zelda and planted a soft kiss on her lips. (Awwww. Sorry guys, but I had to put a kissing seen in. Link and Zelda are just so adorable together. And I hope that doesn't give anyone the impression that I'm gay. Because I am NOT gay.)
"That could've been me!" Marth said, grinding his teeth. "If you wish to strike fear in Link's heart, why do you not simply devoure his soul?" Nightmare asked. Marth simply hit his head repeatedly on the metal rail that he was leaning on. "Don't worry Marth. When my next plan succeeds, Zelda will be all over you. And Nightmare, you shall have all the souls you can eat. I was close this time, so next time they shall not survive. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Ganondorf laughed.
END OF CHAPTER: 7
So, what could Ganondorf be up to? You know, I REALLY need to put Nightmare in more seens.
Nightmare: You're damn right you need to! Now review, or I shall devoure the soul of your favorite charector! And then... I'll eat YOUR soul! -points Soul Edge at the readers threateningly-