Wow, I really thought that this story would be over by now. But newer ideas just keep popping into my head. Sorry about the delayed update, I just got Fable and I've been busy playing that. And my computer is going to be finished with repairs soon, so I can play World of Warcraft again and work on my Troll (FOR THE HORDE!!!). Oops, my laptop I meen. The computer that I am typing on doesn't have enough RAM to play WOW on. Anyway, freakyanimegal456 suggested a charector(s) for me to kill. Personally, I've never found these people annoying. But how can I refuse a request from a chick? And don't worry, Nightmare will be appearing much more in this chapter. And this goes to all you guys out there, tell me who you think is the hottest Soul Calibur girl (personally, Cassandra makes me so horny I can't think straight). Now I mentioned in the last chapter that I saw the music video for What I've Done, that is where the insperation for this chapter came from. I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Linkin Park, Soul Calibur or Super Smash Bros. So don't try and sue me. Now, onward to the chapter!
CHAPTER 8: WHAT I'VE DONE
"So you're clear on what needs to be done?" Ganondorf asked in a shady voice. "Consider it done already." One of the shadowy figures that Ganondorf was talking to said. "I can give you 25 now. You'll get the rest when the job's done." Ganondorf said, sliding an envelope into the shadowy figure #1's hand. "Very well, I am counting on you to get these guys for me. My caree... erm... life, depends on it." Ganondorf said. "Don't worry sir, we will have everything taken care of by the specified time." shadowy figure #2 said. "Excellent, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Ganondorf laughed (looks like someone is going to get whacked).
Ganondorf exited the bar that he was in to go over the plan with the band. "So, is the plan a go?" Marth asked. "It is." Ganondorf said. "I don't see why I can't just eat their souls." Nightmare complained. "Because it's full in here." a female voice said from out of no where. Nightmare pulled out Soul Edge and said "Didn't I tell you to shut up?!" "Hey, it's not my fault that you're addicted to souls." Xianghua said from inside Soul Edge. "You will not succeed in your plans. The wind shall... " Talim began to say before she was cut off. "ENOUGH ABOUT THE WIND!!!" Nightmare yelled. "If I hear one more word about the wind, I will resurrect you then eat your soul AGAIN!" Talim, along with the other occupents of Soul Edge, promptly shut their mouths. Having your soul eaten is not a very pleasent experience. "Hey, what did you do with Soul Calibur anyway?" Sophitia asked. "Oh, that old thing. I forget what I did with that." Nightmare replied.
-meanwhile, at a small village in Greece-
"So, is this the village that the monster protects?" Dude #1 asked as he and Dude #2 walked into the village. "I hope so. I blew all my gold on instant lottery tickets. So I need some money pretty fast." Dude #2 said. "Come out! We'll catch you and sell you to slave traders!" Dude #1 yelled. "Oh, let's be nice to it." Dude #2 said. "Look, we went over this. We are selling it to slave traders, and that is final." Dude #1 said. At that moment, Lizard Man jumped down from a balcony and landed in front of them while weilding Soul Calibur. "Aah, what is this thing?!" Dude #1 sai... er, screamed (YEAH, Lizard Man kicks ass).
-and now, back to the bar in the middle of nowhere-
Anyway, lets go back to Hyrule Park. They were unwinding at the Stock Pot Inn the morning after the festival. Midna came back from talking to the Head Frat Twili, the second in command besides the princess. Except, every year the Head Frat Twili is endighted into his or her position in a drinking game. Whoever drank the most alchohol before throwing up and passing out, was elected the Head Frat Twili. "The Head Frat Twili had some bad news, there are still many of my people trapped inside the Twilight Realm. But we can't go there ourselves to play for them, D.L. and Vaati would be horribly disfigured."
"Well then what do you propose we do?" Vaati asked. "I've got it! We could make a music video!" Midna said. "A music whaa?" D.L. asked, deeply confused. "Oh right, you don't have video here. Well, video is like pictographs that move. My people have made great strides in the feilds of science. You see, alchohol ackts as a stimulant for my people's brains. Most of the time it's a bad stimulant, but sometimes it gives them alot of good ideas." Midna explained.
"All right, we can use that new song that Link just finished writing. Do you know how we make one of these so called videos?" D.L. asked. "Yes, I can have the Head Frat Twili record it. All we have to do is play. And I know the perfect spot to record it in, the Arbiter Grounds. That way, if Fall Out Hylian decides to bother us, we'll be able to kill them without any witnesses around to see us." Midna said. "Sounds like a plan. We can get a move on now and be there by the end of today." Link said.
And now, we rejoin Fall Out Gerudo in the Gerudo Desert just outside the Arbiter Grounds. Ganondorf was carefully surveying the area with a telescope. "Any minute they shall arrive. And then they shall succumb to my latest feet of genious." Ganondorf said. "In order to have a latest feet of genious, you need to have a first feet of genious." Marth said. Nightmare was arguing with the souls trapped inside Soul Edge. "Why didn't you even flinch when I attacked you?" Kilik whined. "Becaus you don't attack a man in a full suit of plate mail armor with a stick." Nightmare said. "Well you could've humored me!" Kilik continued to whine. "Oh shut up!" Nightmare yelled and put Soul Edge away. "Damn boy band rejects." Nightmare muttered to himself. "Quit, they're here!" Ganondorf yelled as he saw Hyrule Park approaching.
"So you're sure this will work Midna?" Link asked. "Dont worry Link, the sun is very sobering. So we shouldn't have any problems with the Head Frat Twili or anyone else going into a drunken rage." Midna said. They entered the Arbiter Grounds and went straight to the Mirror Chamber where the Twili began setting up the equipment. "Excellent, they are right where we want them." Ganondorf said.
With that, bright lights began shining on the to of the spires that dotted the sides of the Arbiter Grounds. Shapes began to form from inside the lights until beings emerged from them. Beigns known as... the Six... er, Five Sages (OMFG)! "So you have finally come, oh Twilight Princess." Sage #1 said. "And you have brought instruments and a band." Sage #2 said. "However, this band is not complete." Sage #3 said. "You must go find three more members, there is one atop a snowy mountain." Sage#4 said. "One within the ancient Temple of Time." Sage #5 said. "And another high in the heavens." Sage #1 said.
"Look, we don't need to go on another quest to find more band members. We're fine. And I seriously doubt that there is anyone halfway decent in any of those places." Link said. "This is taking too long, I'm going down there." Nightmare said, unsheathing Soul Edge. Nightmare ran into the Mirror Chamber and said, "Time to eat... YOUR SOUL!" "Hey Nightmare look, souls." Link said pointing at the Sages. Nightmare turned and looked at the Sages. "SOULS!!!" Nightmare yelled, chasing the Sages out of the Arbiter Grounds while waving Soul Edge.
"I thought that old Ganondork would've had something better than that." Link said. "We're finished, your Royal Drunkenness." one of the Twili said to Midna. "Finally, places everyone!" Link yelled. Midna started with a keyboard solo. Then Zelda joined in on her drums. Finally, D.L. and Vaati played the chorus on their guitars before Link started singing.
(Link) "In this farewell.
There's no blood, there's no alibi.
Cause I've drawn regret from the truth of a thousand lies.
So let mercy come and wash away, WHAT I'VE DONE!
I'LL FACE MYSELF!
TO CROSS OUT WHAT I'VE BECOME!
ERASE MYSELF, AND LET GO OF WHAT I'VE DONE!
Put to rest, what you thought of me.
While I cleane this slate with the hands of uncertanty.
So let mercy come and wash away, WHAT I'VE DONE!
I'LL FACE MYSELF!
TO CROSS OUT WHAT I'VE BECOME!
ERASE MYSELF, AND LET GO OF WHAT I'VE DONE!
I start againe, not knowing what paine may come.
Today this ends, forgetting WHAT I'VE DONE!
I'LL FACE MYSELF!
TO CROSS OUT WHAT I'VE BECOME!
ERASE MYSELF, AND LET GO OF WHAT I'VE DONE!"
"And, cut." the Head Frat Twili said. "I'm going to act unproffesional for one moment and say, THAT WAS (BLEEP)ING AWESOME!!!" "Yes, hopefully this will help restore my people to their former selves." Midna said. She took the tape, activated the Mirror of Twilight and threw the tape inside. "Hey, what do you think happened to the sages?" D.L. asked. They all heard a loud belch come from the direction that Nightmare had ran off after the sages in.
END OF CHAPTER: 8
Sorry againe about the slow update. Like I said, I've been playing Fable alot. I even have a full Dark Plate suit and a Master Greataxe. And I've been studying lately. You see, I get my car today (it's a Dodge Neon) and my drivers license test is tommorow, wish me luck. Anyway, don't forget to tell me who you think the hottest Soul Calibur babe is. Heh, this'll be just like Guy's Choice on Spike.