WOOT, I got my license! The streets of Bismarck won't be safe for a few more years, according to my parents. Well so far Dragon's Blade and freakyanimegal456 are the only ones that have reviewed. Anyway, sorry to hear that your parents wont let you play Soul Calibur freakyanimegal456. But, you and I are one in the same. I've never played Tales of Symphonia, even though I wanted to. So the only Kratos that I know of is the one from God of War. However, I have the hots for more than just two video game charectors (please consult my bio for more information). But I guess that's a guy thing. Anyway, I thought that I would pay some respects to the work that Linkin Park did with Jay-Z. Oh, and a free monkey to anyone who can find the Klay World cameo in this chapter. And I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Linkin Park, Soul Calibur, Super Smash Bros. or Jay-Z.
CHAPTER 9: NUMB/ENCORE
We begin our story on the island of cannible Kokiris where the surviving members of Link's fan club had been marooned. The surviving members who still stayed loyal to Link were; Malon, Saria, Ruto, Nabooru and Ilia. At the moment, they had all been tied to wooden posts with bon fires set around their feet. "What are we going to do now Mother Malon?" Saria asked. "We stay loyal to the Hot One. And if we die a horribly painfull death, then we do so in his name." Malon said, staring defiantly into space.
Suddenly, Nightmare burst out of the trees and chased after the Kokiri while swinging Soul Edge and yelling something about devouring their souls. "There Sisters, do you see how our faith has been rewarded?" Malon said to the others. Ganondorf, Marth, Veran and Majora came out and smothered the fires and cut Link's Fan Club loose. "Nabooru, mind telling me what a beatiful Gerudo like you is doing in a place like this?" Ganondorf said, trying to act seductive (and failing). "What do you want Ganon-dork?" Nabooru asked. "Why, I am here to save you my darling." Ganondorf said to Nabooru. "Perhaps you havn't noticed who's fan club I'm in." Nabooru said.
"Yes, Sister Nabooru has been a most welcomed addition to our council." Ruto said. "Well, getting down to business. My minion-er... my clients and I shall offer you transportation back to Hyrule. Not only that, but we shall take you to Link." Ganondorf said. The girls of the fan club screamed very VERY loudly. "SHUT UP!!!" Ganondorf yelled, trying to get the fealing back into his ears. "So, will you take my offer?" Ganondorf asked them. "Of we shall." Malon said. "Wonderful... MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Ganondorf laughed. Eventually, since they just wanted to fit in, Link's fan club joined in Ganondorf's laughing.
-meanwhile, in Hyrule Castle Town-
Hyrule Park was relaxing in their home in Castle Town. "Guys, someone parked a twenty foot piece of junk in front of our house." D.L. said, looking out through the window. The others gathered around the window to see a fairly long wagon of some sort sitting outside of their home. They went outside, originally planning to burn it and whoever was inside. But, a Zora who had his body covered in sting ray tatoos stepped out. "Who the (BLEEP) are you, and what the (BLEEP) do you want?" Link asked. As you can see, Link was in a particularly fine mood.
"Link, this is Ray-Z!" D.L. asked, shoked at his brother. "It's all right D Man. The Ray is not known by everyone." Ray-Z said. "Mr. Bennington, your band here is gaining popularity, but you're going to need a certaine push to get you all the way up to stardom. A push that the Ray can provide." Ray-Z said. "Look pal, I was up all night helping my fiance plan our wedding. So either you start making sense, or I run you through with the Master Sword." Link said.
"All right man, chill. The annual water festival is going to be going down at Zora's Domaine in a few days. The Ray wants to give you an invitation to play their with him." Ray-Z said. "Stop reffering to yourself in third person, and you got a deal." Link said. "'Aight, sounds good. I will split the profit with you, of course. Now, you had a certaine song called Numb. I would like to combine that song with a song of my own." Ray-Z said.
-later that week, at the water festival-
Hyrule Park and Ray-Z were gearing up for their much anticipated duet. Little did they know, Ganondorf was their as well. "Now, you know what to do?" Ganondorf asked the woman sitting next to him. "Yes yes yes, just give me my Link!" the woman, who turned out to be Ruto, said. "All in good time, just be patient." Ganondorf said.
"Just wait until Link shows up. Then you can go through with my plans." Ganondorf said to her.
"'Aight, you guys ready?" Ray-Z asked Hyrule Park. "You bet, Hyrule Park is always ready to kick ass!" D.L. shouted. "Well come on, the crowd has been waiting for us long enough." Ray-Z said. They all went on stage amidst a din of cheers and applause. When they were about to start, however. Link pricked up his ears and heard a high pitched voice screaming his name. And it sounded like it was getting closer.
Suddenly, Ruto burst through the crowd with her arms spread. Ready to glomp Link to death the second she made it on stage. Luckily, Ray-Z ran a large Zoran spear through Ruto's body "You mess with the Ray, and you get the stinger." he said as Ruto fell to the ground. "I think we need to get her to a doctor." Midna pointed out, unaware that Ruto was a founding member of Link's fan club. "Did you say doctor? Because I'm a doctor." a voice from behind them said.
The band turned around to see the midget doctor from Castle Town. "Oh, hi doc. No, I didn't say doctor. I said uhh... dentist, yeah, we need a dentist." Midna said. "Bull crap, you said doctor and you know it." the doctor said. "And this here is my assistant, Pick." the doctor said, motioning to a mentally handicapped person standing beside him. "You can call him Pick, or you can call him Dr. Pick. I just call him Pick because... well, he's not a doctor." the doctor said.
"So, what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked, walking over to Ruto. Ruto was able to stand up, but she was still losing blood quit rapidly. "I got a tummy ache." Ruto said, pointing at the speare in her stomach. "A tummy ache, huh? Well, let me have a look." the doctor said. The doctor examined Ruto for about two minutes befor he said "Well, I think I've found the problem." "What is it?" Ruto asked him. "Well, it looks like you got this speare in your body." the doctor said. "Really, what are you going to do?" Ruto asked. "Well, I'm just going to go ahead and pull it out for you." the doctor said. He grabbed the speare and gave it a good yank... but not in the right direction. The doctor had pulled the speare sideways, cutting Ruto in half. "That'll be five hundred rupees." the doctor said, holding out his hand. The band and Ray-Z just stared at him in disbelief. "Well, you did a good job today Pick." the doctor said. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Pick yelled, throwing his arms in the air. The doctor and Pick left, and Ray-Z got his speare back before kicking Ruto's bloody corpse into the water. "Let's start the song, already." Link said.
(Ray-Z) "Can I get an encore, do ya want more?
Cook and roll with the Hyrule boys.
So for one last time, I need y'all to roar.
What the hell are you waiting for?
After me, there should be no more.
So for one last time, make some noise.
Who you know fresher than whole, riddle me that.
The rest of y'all know where I'm neurically at.
Can none of y'all mirror me back?
Do you hear rapping like Han-G and Rappinus Prime?
I'm young H.O. raps created from dead.
And I could take over the globe, now break that.
Now I'm in Bowing Jets, Global Express, out in the country where the blueberries still connect.
On the low, lucky I've got a triple deck.
When you're young what the (BLEEP) do you expect.
Grand opening grand closing, grab your man and crack the can open againe.
Who are you gonna find over the hedge with no paine to draw inspiration?
Who ya gonna see, you can't replace him.
With cheap immitations from these generations.
Can I get an encore, do ya want more?
Cook and roll with the Hyrule boys.
So for one last time, I need y'all to roar.
After me, there should be no more.
So for one last time, make some noise.
Look what you made me do, look what I made for you.
I knew if I paide my dues, how well they'd pay you.
When you first come in the game they try to play you.
Then you drive a couple of hits, look how they way to you.
From Mar-C to Hyrule Square, to the only thing that matters it's just a matter of years.
As a matter of fate, Ray's status appears to be at an all time high.
Perfect time to say goodbye, when I come back like George, It aint to play games with you.
It's to aim at you, probably maim you; if I owe you, I'll blow you to smitherines.
Cause I can take one for your team, and I need you to remember one thing.
I came I saw I conquered, for record sales and sold out concerts.
So if you want this encore, I need you to scream until your lungs get sore."
(Link) "Tired of being what you want me to be.
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface.
Don't know what you're expecting of me, put under the pressure of walking in your shoes."
(Vaati) "Caught in the undertow, I'm just caught in the undertow."
(Link) "Every step that I take is another mistake to you."
(Vaati) "Caught in the undertow, I'm just caught in the undertow."
(Link) "And every second I waste is more than I can take.
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.
Become so tight, so much more aware.
By becoming less, all I want to do.
Is be more like me, and be less like you.
I've become so numb."
(Ray-Z) "Can I get an encore, do you want more?"
(Link) "I've become so numb!"
(Ray-Z) "So for one last time I nee y'all to roar.
One last time I need y'all to roar."
The Zoras erupted into cheers and applause. While Ganondorf stormed off with Ruto's disembowled corpse. "I guess they really do want an encore." D.L. said as the crowd chanted their name. "Well then, let's give it to them." Link said, getting into a lighter mood.
END OF CHAPTER: 9
There you have it, chapter 9. I don't know if the words in the first part of the song make any sense. I don't have the lyrics written down, so I was following allong on my iPod. Anyway, REVIEW OR NIGHTMARE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!