Hello againe readers. Sorry about the slow update, I wanted to update my other story for a change. Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to Jalm's cousin. Hey, I can understand If you are too lasy to leave a review yourself. After all, I'm lasy too (yay for being lasy ). So this one's for you. Oh, and I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Linkin Park, Super Smash Bros., or Soul Calibur.

CHAPTER 10: CRAWLING

"Well, I think that went good." Marth said sarcastically. "Well at least I got us something to eat." Ganondorf said. "Who wants fried Ruto!?" Nabooru yelled. Link's fan club ran to the fire that Nabooru was using while shouting "Save me an arm!" and "Pass me the thaught sector of the brain!". While the fan club gorged themselves on Ruto's corpse, Ganondorf formulated yet another plan. "O.K., I think that we can use these girl's stupidity to our advantage." Ganondorf said to Marth."Well you have certainly used your own stupidity to your advantage." Marth said. "That was uncalled for. Anyway, one fan club member may be dead. But there are still four left. And that meens four more attempts." Ganondorf said. "Now, I want to save Malon as a last resort. So I'll have to use someone else for my next plan." Ganondorf said.

"Hey Ilia, I need to have a word with you!" Ganondorf yelled. Ilia walked over to Ganondorf with a piece of Ruto's leg still in her mouth. "Now Ilia, I have a proposition for you. You see, Link is getting married to Zelda in a couple of months. You don't want that to happen do you?" Ganondorf asked. Ilia shook her head frantically. She was unable to scream no like she wanted to due to that peace of Ruto's leg in her mouth. "Well, neither do I. My sources have told me that Hyrule Park is performing at Romani Ranch in two days. And when that happens, I think Zelda will have an unfortunate accident." Ganondorf said. "With all due respect, I don't think we should count on an accident happening." Ilia said, finishing Ruto's leg. Ganondorf sighed out of frustration before saying "No, I want you to kill her.". "WHAT!!!" Marth yelled. "Oh, right. Uhh, Ilia... wherever I said Zelda, I really meant Midna." Ganondorf said. "Midna, that bitch!" Ilia said, grinding her teath.

"Yes, that's the fire I like to see. But keep this quite from the others." Ganondorf said. Ilia nodded. "Good, now go have some more Ruto." Ganondorf said. Ilia skipped happily back to the fire. "You were going to kill Zelda!?" Marth asked. " I changed the plan didn't I?" Ganondorf said, trying to defend himself. "Yes, but don't do that agine!" Marth yelled.

-two days later, at Romani Ranch-

"It was so nice of you guys to agree to this, it really meens alot to my sister." Romani said to the members of Hyrule Park. "It's no problem Romani, but you failed to mention that this was a bachalorette party." Link said. Sure enough, this was a bachorlorette party for Romani's sister, Cremia. "Oh come on bro, live a little." D.L. said, anctious to perform in front of an audience of women. "Oh, you're nervouse about Zelda. Well, this should help." D.L. said, unzipping his jacket. "There, now their eyes will be drawn to me instead of you. Hey Vaati, why don't you do the same?" D.L. said. "Forget it." was Vaati's reply. "Come on, you're the one that captured all those women and took them to your Palace of Winds." D.L. said. "Hey, it gets lonely in there!" Vaati yelled. "Guys, forget about what happened several years ago. We need to get set up for the big night." Link said.

-later that night-

The party sounded like it was pretty kick ass. Though they couldn't tell, since Link, D.L. and Vaati weren't coming out of the ranch house until the male exotick dancers were gone. "I saw things I shouldn't have." D.L. said while Midna patted his back comfortingly and rocked him back and forth. D.L. had walked outside to mingle with the ladies, but he didn't know that the dancers were there. He had ran back inside and tried to gouge out his short term memory with the Dark Master Sword.

The door swung open and Romani came in and said "All right, dancers are gone. You guys are up.". Hyrule Park took the stage with the audience screaming. But just then, Ilia jumped on stage with a demented look on her face and an axe in her hand. "YOU!!! YOU'RE MINE!!!" she yelled while pointing at Midna. Ilia lunged at Midna, but Midna simply stepped aside and let Ilia fall to the ground. Then everyone heard "Protect the princess!". With that, the Twili Secret Service jumped out of the shadows while wielding broken beer bottles. They used these bottles to stab Ilia to death. "Quikly, dispose of the body!" the leader said. The Twili carried off Ilia's corpse. "O.K., let's just start the song." Link said.

(Link) "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL!

FEAR IS HOW I FALL!

CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL!

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface.

Confusing, abusing.

This lack of self control I fear is never ending.

Controlling, I can't seem...

To find myself againe, my walls are closing in."

(Vaati) "Withought a sense of confidence.

I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take."

(Link) "I've felt this way before.

SO INSECURE!

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL!

FEAR IS HOW I FALL!

CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL!

Discomfort endlessly has pulled itself upon me.

Distracting, reacting.

Against my will I stand beside my own reflection.

It's haunting, how I can't seem...

To find myself againe, my walls are closing in."

(Vaati) "Withought a sense of confidence.

I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take."

(Link) "I've felt this way before.

SO INSECURE!

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL!

FEAR IS HOW I FALL!

CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL!

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL!
FEAR IS HOW I FALL!

CONFUSING, ABUSING WHAT IS REAL!

There's something inside me that pulls beneathe the surface.

Consuming, CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL!

This lack of self control I fear is never ending.

Controlling, CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL!

Midna ended the song with a sound that sounded like draining water. The audience screamed and cheered, some of them did both. "So, got any other brilliant ideas?" Marth asked. "I still have one or two." Ganondorf said.

END OF CHAPTER: 10

Well, that's five down. -scratches Ilia off of hit list- Sorry if this chapter was a little short, I just needed to update. And I'm going to have to make this short, I just don't have anything to say. You know the drill, review.