Wow, I just posted chapter ten this morning. And I'm already starting a new chapter. I was struck with a lightning bolt of inspiration in the form of a review left by TheFireSage. She left a review ten minutes after I posted the chapter, I love quik reviews. Anyway, thanks for the idea FireSage! And, I realized that I havn't used my all-time favorite song. Those of you who have read my bio will know what I'm talking about. I had planned for this to be a short five or six chapter story. And I was saving this song for the last chapter. But, like I said before, new ideas just keep popping into my head. Or in this case, new ideas are left by my genious reviewers (forgive me if I spelt that wrong). I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Linkin Park, Super Smash Bros. or Soul Calibur. Now, on to the chapter!

CHAPTER 11: BREAKING THE HABIT

"O.K., so we can't attack Link because the fan club will go balistick. We can't attack Zelda because Marth has the hots for her. And now we can't attack Midna because of her secret service members. It looks like the only ones left that we can use to cripple the band are Vaati and Dark Link." Ganondorf said. "Why are you telling me all this?" Nightmare asked. "Because if I don't share my plans with someone or else my head will explode. And Marth has had enough of my plans." Ganondorf said. "Didn't those two guys used to be evil?" Nightmare asked. "Yeah, but they're kind of pissed off at me. I used them to try and take over Hyrule." Ganondorf explained. "I did that with a guy named Siegfried. It's always a bad idea." Nightmare said.

"So, who are we going to use next?" Nightmare asked. "I've already talked with Saria about killing Dark Link." Ganondorf said. "I hope you didn't tell her that he's marrying Link, like you did with that Ilia girl when you wanted to kill Midna." Nightmare said. "Well... I used the words 'domestic partnership'. "Ganondorf said. Nightmare just stared in disguest. "All right, so it wasn't the best idea. But I had to say something." Ganondorf said, trying to defend his actions. "Let's just not talk about it." Nightmare said.

-meanwhile, at the Romani Ranch farm house-

Midna was lying on the couch with a blanket covering her. The rest of the band, along with Romani, was outside cleaning up the mess from the night before. The door opened and D.L. came in holding a tray of food. "Hey Mid, I thought you might be getting hungry." he said, setting the tray down on a table in front of Midna. "Thanks Dark." she said with a bit of a raspy voice. D.L. sat down next to her and said "Thanks for earlier. I mean, after I saw those dancers. I was just a little freaked out." "It was no problem. Thanks for holding my hair back while I was throwing up." Midna said. "Don't worry about it. I've never seen anyone draine two whole kegs of beer." D.L. said.

"My father taught me all I know." Midna said. D.L. chuckled a little then looked like he remembered something. He took a small bottle out of his jacket. "Here, this will help get rid of the taste. It saved Vaati and I, we both lost it on the boat ride to Koholint." he said, giving the bottle to Midna. "I never knew you got sea-sick." Midna said, taking a sip of the bottles contents. "Yeah, water reminds me too much of princess Ruto. Along with guarding the endless labrinth otherwise known as the Water Temple. Therefore, whenever I see water, I want to hurl." D.L. said.

A giggle escaped Midna's lips. "What's so funny?" D.L. asked. "It's just, we're band mates. But this is the first time that we've ever actually talked." Midna said. "Oh yeah, kinda funny how a freak bachalorette party accident can bring people closer together." D.L. said. Midna was looking at him with a smile on her face. "What?" D.L. asked her. "You just remind me of your brother." Midna said. "Heh, I'll be lucky if I can be anything like him. He's a hero, I'm just a copy." D.L. said, his ears drooping a little.

He felt a hand being placed on his shoulder. He looked over at Midna, she was sitting up now and it was her hand that was on his shoulder. "I think you're like your brother." Midna said softly. She moved her hand up to D.L.'s cheek and kept it there. At length, D.L. noticed that Midna was leaning closer to him. And he, for some reason that he was unaware of, he leaned closer to her. Soon he could feel Midna's breath on his face. He instinctivly closed his eyes, realising what was coming. (Hey, I'm pretty good at this. Maybe I should write a romance story next. But I'll think about that later.)

However, when their lips were a fraction of an inch apart, the Twili secret service jumped out of the shadows and takled D.L. to the floor. "All right ma'am, what did he touch?" one of the Twili asked Midna. "He didn't touch anything, we were just having a nice moment." Midna said. "Yeah, so you can get off of me." D.L. said to the Twili that had tackled him. "Lady Midna, you know the rules that your father made before his death. No tongue lashings until after you're married." one of the Twili told Midna. "Look, I told you that we were just having a moment." Midna said. "Call it what you want. Now, lie back down. You need your rest." the Twili said. "As for you, Mr. Sex Fiend." the Twili said to D.L. "You get outside and help clean!". As D.L. struggled to his feat, he heard Midna whisper to him "Let's try againe some other time.". D.L. gave her one last smile before exiting the farm house.

"D.L., glad to see you've decided to help." Vaati said, pushing a rake into D.L.'s hands. A Deku Scrub entered the ranch and said to Link "Excuse me sir, but would you be Sir Link of Hyrule?". "Yeah, what do you need." Link said. "Oh, I've finally found you. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Dante Deku, a representative of the Deku royal family. You see, after you saved our race from a horribly agonizing death, we concluded that humans weren't the meniachle acid spewing race that we once thought that they were. And so we now hold the Deku Fest once each year to improve ties with the other races. And we would like you to perform at this year's festival tommorow." Dante said.

"I would like to. But we still have a lot of work to do." Link said. "Oh, go enjoy yourselves Link. The aliens and I can finish." Romani said. "Did you say aliens? As in the same ones that I helped kill?" Link asked. "Yup, but it turns out that they aren't so bad. We're really good friends now. So go." Romani said. "All right. Vaati, go get Midna." Link said.

-later, at Deku Fest-

Hyrule Park was waiting for their turn on stage. They had the Goron band, Erockscene. The Gerudo band, the Gerillaz. Ray-Z, the Zoran rapper from chapter nine. And Hyrule Park was the human/Minish/Twili band. Soon, Dante Deku announced Hyrule Park to come on stage. Hyrule Park took the stage, and immediately a high pitched screaming that was headed for the stage was heard. Saria jumped out of the thick of the crowd, wielding a Kokiri spear. Actually, the Kokiri are wusses and don't use weapons. So it wasn't exactly a Kokiri spear. But, that's beside the point.

She pointed it at D.L. threaghtningly. "YOU SHALL PAY DEARLY FOR TRYING TO STEAL THE HOT ONE FROM US!!!" she yelled. "Saria, I have no clue what you are talking about. But if you're reffering to me, I never had any interest in you or any other members of that psychotic club of mine." Link said. "Nonesence, now let me deal with the infidel." she said lunging at D.L. with her speare.

However, Midna grabbed her out of the air with her supernaturally powered Twili hair. "Now you listen to me! Touch him, and I'll rip your bones out of your body!" Midna said. She then zapped her with Shadow magic. But she overdid it, because when she stopped there was nothing left of Saria except her skeleton. "Oops." Midna said. "You didn't see anything." she said to the horrified crowd. She tossed Saria's skeleton out of the swamp where it landed in front of the fan club who was staked out outside the swamp entrance. "Saria, where'd all your meat go?" Malon asked Saria's skeleton. "Let's get started with the song before we lose the audience." Zelda said.

(Link) "Memorys consume, like opening the wound.

I'm picking me apart againe.

You all assume, I'm searching in my room.

Unless I try to start againe.

I don't want to be the one, the battles always choose.

Cause inside I realise, that I'm the one confused.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR, OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM!

I DON'T KNOW WHY I INSTICATE, AND SAY WHAT I DON'T MEAN!

I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THIS WAY, I KNOW IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT!

SO I'M BREAKING THE HABIT, I'M BREAKING THE HABIT TONIGHT!

Clutching my cure, I tightly lock the door and try to catch my breath againe.

I hurt much more, than any time before.

I have no options left againe.

I don't want to be the one, the battles always choose.

Cause inside I realise, that I'm the one confused.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR, OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM!

I DON'T KNOW WHY I INSTICATE, AND SAY WHAT I DON'T MEAN!

I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THIS WAY, I KNOW IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT!

SO I'M BREAKING THE HABIT, I'M BREAKING THE HABIT TONIGHT!

I'LL PAINT IT ON THE WALLS!
CAUSE I'M THE ONE THAT FALLS!
I'LL NEVER FIGHT AGAINE!

AND THIS IS HOW IT ENDS!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR, OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM!

I DON'T KNOW WHY I INSTICATE, AND SAY WHAT I DON'T MEAN!

I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THIS WAY, I'LL NEVER BE ALL RIGHT!

SO I'M BREAKING THE HABIT, I'M BREAKING THE HABIT, I'M BREAKING THE HABIT TONIGHT!

Ganondorf heard all the screaming and said "Did my plan work? I can't tell?". "Uum, Ganon, what should I do with this?" Ganondorf heard. He turned around to see Malon holding Saria's skeleton. "Crap." Ganondorf said to himself.

END OF CHAPTER: 11

Let it be known that I, Vaati's Apprentice, am the first person to attempt a Dark Link x Midna pairing. Sorry if this seemed like more of a romance fic in this chapter. But that's what happens when I'm in the zone. Anyway, review!