It's update time againe! Dang, I'm going to have a tough time writing this. I just got done with my western story, and I have that darn western accent stuck in my head. I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Linkin Park, Super Smash Brothers or Soul Calibur.

CHAPTER 12: POINTS OF AUTHORITY

Hyrule Park was once againe back at there home in Hyrule Castle Town. Link, Zelda and Vaati were having a conversation while D.L. and Midna were off working on a song. "All right, so you guys are o.k. with doing the Haloween concert?" Vaati asked. He knew that Link and Zelda had some bad expieriences with Haloween in the past. Impa claimed that it was a ritual for the princess's nursmaid to scare the princess shitless every hour, on the hour. As for Link, he suffered from a terrible dreadlock accident... he still can't talk about it.

"Don't worry about us Vaati." Zelda said. "You should probably tell D.L. and Midna." Link said. "Arent they, like... in love now?'" Vaati asked. "Please Vaati, I've had enough cross-species breeding for a while." Link said. He had just gotten word from Outset that Komali was his sister's new boyfriend. "The last thing I need is a mini D.L. with technicolor skin running around." Link said. "Well, we had better get those two and start practicing." Zelda said.

-meanwhile, at Ganondorf's secret hideout-

"You have caused the death of every member of our council except myself and Sister Nabooru. You are certainly the Great Destroyer who was foretold of in many of our holy scriptures. You are the person who shall rain judgement down upon those who are unworthy of the Hot One." Malon said to Ganondorf. "All right, now I'm certaine you're a cult." Ganondorf said. "Regardless, it was also foretold that during this time the Chosen One would reviel herself. The Chosen One is the woman destined to be with the Link for ever and ever. Ruto, Ilia and Saria's deaths prove that none of them were the Chosen One. Sister Nabooru shall be the next to test herself. If she lives, then she is the Chosen One. If she dies, well then she dies." Malon said.

"I am ready to submit to the Test, Mother Malon." Nabooru said. "Very well, I have information that says that Hyrule Park will be performing at Kakariko Graveyard for Haloween. If you wish to go through with this test of yours, then I have a plan. You will hide out in the Royal Family's Tomb. Then, when Hyrule Park comes to perform, you will leap out and... uuh, what does she have to do in order to pass this test of yours Malon?" Ganondorf asked. "To prove that she is the Chosen One, Nabooru must place a single kiss upon Link's lips." Malon said.

"Very well, then after you do that you can kill the others." Ganondorf said. Then there was a loud "ahem" that came from Marth's direction. "Oh right, everyone except Zelda." Ganondorf said. "All that loud music will surely disrupt the souls." Nightmare said, sharpening Soul Edge. "It shall, I have a good fealing about this plan, Great Destroyer. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Malon laughed. "Hey, that's a trademarked line! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Ganondorf laughed.

-Kakariko Graveyard-

Hyrule Park was able to relax, this wasn't a competition. So they didn't have to worry about the other bands. However, the Twili decided to make the party a so called "kegger". And the Twili leader, Midna in this case, is alway the one that starts the event by guzzling a pitcher of pure alcohol. "Man, I am so wasted." Midna said, coming into the gravekeeper's house with the rest of the band.

"Midna, I really think that you've had enough for tonight." Vaati said. "Hey, I'll tell you when I've had enough!" Midna said. "Uuh Midna, I'm over here." Vaati said, he was sitting behind Midna. "Then who the hell is this!?" Midna yelled, pointing at the gravestone that she had been talking to. Midna tried to punch the gravestone but missed and fell to the ground.

During this time, Ganondorf and his team had gotten behind the stage where the hole that used to be the Royal Family's gravestone was. "All right Nabooru, hide in here." Ganondorf said. (If you don't want to see how Nabooru dies, because I know that there are Nabooru fans, skip this paragraph.) After Nabooru jumped in, Ganondorf's team went back into hiding. However, they heard screaming coming from the hole. "AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! MERCIFULL NAYRU, IT'S EATING ME!!!" Nabooru screamed. "Don't you think we should help her?" Marth asked as the screaming continued. "No, this is just a game that us Gerudo's play. Nice one Nabooru!" Ganondorf said nervousely. The screaming stopped for a moment. "There, you see?" Ganondorf said. After he said that however, the screaming started againe. "IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T HELP ME, I'M SERIOUSLY GOING TO (BLEEP)ING DIE!!!" Nabooru screamed. Then, the screaming stopped againe. "I'm going to check on her." Marth said. Marth jumped into the hole and said "HOLY (BLEEP) LOOK AT ALL THE BLOOD!!!". Malon came in after him and saw that the walls were smeared with blood. "Wow, is it your blood?" Malon asked Marth. "IF THIS WAS MY BLOOD, I WOULDN'T BE SAYING 'HEY LOOK AT ALL THE BLOOD'!!! I'D BE SAYING 'HELP, I'M OUT OF BLOOD GIVE ME SOME MORE!!!" Marth yelled, visibly shaken by what he had seen. Then, the ground rumbled and a Dead Hand with a bloody mouth popped out of the ground. (Yeah I know those things are easy to kill, but they're still pretty (BLEEP)ing scary.) "RUN!!!" Marth and Malon yelled in unison as they sprinted for the exit.

Hyrule Park had just taken the stage when Marth and Malon came out of the hole and made a dash for the exit of the graveyard. They decided it was better not to ask questions and get on with the concert.

(Vaati) "Forfiet the game.

Before somedoy takes you out of the frame.

And put's your name to shame.

Cover up your face, you can't run the race.

The pace is too fast.

You just won't last."

(Link) "You love the way I look at you.

While taking pleasure in the awfull things you put me through.

You take away if I give in.

MY LIFE, MY PRIDE IS BROKEN!

YOU LIKE TO THINK YOU'RE NEVER WRONG, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!

YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE SOMEONE, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!

YOU WANT SOMEONE TO HURT LIKE YOU, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!

YOU WANT TO SHARE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!

You love the things I say I'll do.

The way I hurt myself againe just took it back at you.

You take away when I give in.

MY LIFE, MY PRIDE IS BROKEN!

YOU LIKE TO THINK YOU'RE NEVER WRONG, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!

YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE SOMEONE, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!

YOU WANT SOMEONE TO HURT LIKE YOU, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!

YOU WANT TO SHARE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!"

(Vaati) "Forfiet the game.

before somebody takes you out of the frame.

And put's your name to shame.

Cover up your face, you can't run the race.

The pace is too fast.

You just won't last."

(Link) "YOU LIKE TO THINK YOU'RE NEVER WRONG, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!"

(Vaati) "Forfiet the game."

(Link) "YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE SOMEONE, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!"

(Vaati) "Forfiet the game."

(Link) "YOU WANT SOMEONE TO HURT LIKE YOU, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!"

(Vaati) "Forfiet the game."

(Link) "YOU WANT TO SHARE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH, YOU LIVE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED!"

Link ended the song with some cool beat box sounds that he made by putting his hands to his mouth. And this time, even the dead people loved it. The Poe ghosts had come out to witness Hyrule Park. However, they were all eaten by Nightmare. "Well Great Destroyer, it looks like I am the only one left. If I am not the Chosen One, then it must be Zelda." Malon said, looking at the drummer princess with hatred in her eyes.

END OF CHAPTER: 12

Finally got that done. So, is Malon the Chosen One? Or is Zelda? I guess you'll have to be patient and find out.