Update time again! I'm a little sad, this is the second to the last chapter (and I'm serious this time). But, there's no time to feel sad. Anyway, there may be some people that have never heard of this next song. Since it was only on the bonus version of Hybrid Theory. And it is a little slower than what Linkin Park usually does. Regardless, it's still one of my favorites. I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Linkin Park, Super Smash Bros. or Soul Calibur. Warning: Dark Link x Midna fluff ahead.
CHAPTER 13: MY DECEMBER
A couple months had passed. It was now December in Hyrule and Hyrule Park was trying to come up with a new song. They had been invited by Princess Tetra (remember, she took over Zelda's throne) to perform at the Winter Festival. The only problem was, they required that whatever they play be formal. And so far whatever Hyrule Park played, Link screamed so much that he needed to swallow a fairy to cure his throaght. And that is most definately not formal. So, needless to say, they had a bit of a problem on their hands.
Zelda, Midna and Vaati were in the living room trying to come up with a song. Link had gone off to gather some more fire wood and D.L. had gone out to throw "icesickle spears" at Jovani's cats. Actually, they had just slammed the door so that it sounded like they had left. They were really in Link's room writing a new song. "Well ladies, and whatever Vaati is, we have our song for the festival." D.L. said.
Zelda took the lyrics sheet out of D.L.'s hand, expecting to see profanity scribbled over it. But there were actually words that made sense. After she read through it, she said "By Nayru, it's... it's beutiful". Midna took the sheet from Zelda and read it herself. "D.L., I've never seen this from you." Midna said. "That's because I've just recently discovered the true beuty of the world... you." D.L. said to Midna. "Ahem." Vaati said, pointing to a silloette that looked suspiciously like a Twili. "Oh, right." D.L. said in an annoyed tone of voice. "We aught to practice this right away." Link said.
-later that week, before the Winter Festival-
While the Royal Stage Crew was setting up the stage in front of Hyrule Castle, Ganondorf and company were scheming not far off. "Now as soon as Hyrule Park get on stage, we will throw these buckets of water on them. And then, they will all freez to death." Ganondorf told Nightmare and Majora. There were many wooden buckets of warm water lying on the ground for the plan. "Oh hey, I needed to wash my face." Malon said, dipping her hands in the water. "Hey, who the hell soaked my mike in jello!?" Marth yelled, holding a jello soaked micrphone. He tripped on a rock and fell face first into the same bucket that malon was using. The electricity shocked both of them and they were knocked out cold.
After a while, Marth slowly opened his eyes and sat up. He looked around and, for some reason, it looked like he was inside a large cave. He stood up to survey the area better. Then, something wrapped tightly around his body. He realised that it was Nightmare's demonic right hand that grabbed him. "Hey, I captured someone! I are the greetest, besides Malon!" Nightmare yelled in an excited tone while jumping up and down.
"Oh hey, it's the other guy who's name I forget!" Nightmare exclaimed as Majora walked in sight. "Yarr, let's make him walk the plank!" Vaati yelled, while brandishing a scimitar. "Hi, I'm Ganondorf! I'm old and ugly. And my butt stinks... like a butt." Ganondorf said. "ENOUGH, NO MORE!!!" Marth yelled. "Look, where the (BLEEP) am I?" Marth asked. "You're inside Malon's head." Nightmare said. "Malon's head, but this is just a hollow cave. Of course, her head is a hollow cave." Marth said to himself. "Look, I need you to take me to whoever is in charge here." Marth said to Nightmare, who was still holding on to him. "Oky-dokey!" Nightmare said.
"This must be how Malon sees other people." Marth thaught to himself. "I say sir, we've captured that dit that you wanted." Vaati said with a British accent. "I thaught you had a pirate accent." Marth said. "I'm not very consistant, arr." Vaati said, changing back to his pirate accent. "Ah, I see. So you're the on that has entered the mind of the smartest, funniest, sexiest woman alive?" a voice said. There was a large swivel chair in front of them. The chair turned to reviel that Link was the one sitting in it. Except, the only clothing that he was wearing was his hat, his leggings and his boots. Yup, this was Malon's mind all right. "Look, I just need to get out of here." Marth said. "Oh don't worry, you're scheduled to leave in about three seconds." Link said. "What?" Marth asked.
At that moment, Marth woke up to see Nightmare staring down at him. "It's about time, I was about to eat your soul. Just like that Malon girl." Nightmare said. "You ate Malon's soul?" Marth asked. "Sure did." Nightmare said. Sure enough, Ganondorf was sitting on a ledge crying his eyes out over his latest failed plan. Meanwhile, Hyrule Park had taken the stage and D.L. had started the song with a piano solo. He and Vaati didn't need their guitars for this song.
(Link) "This is my December.
This is my time of the year.
This is my December.
This is all so clear.
This is my December.
This is my snow covered home.
This is my December.
This is me alone.
And I..."
(Vaati) "Just wish that I didn't feel like there was something I missed."
(Link) "And I..."
(Vaati) "Take back all the things I said to make you feel like that."
(Link) "And I..."
(Vaati) "Just wish that I didn't feel like there was something I missed."
(Link) "And I..."
(Vaati) "Take back all the things I said to you."
(Link) "And I'd give it all away, just to have somewhere to go to.
Give it all away, to have someone to come home to.
This is my December.
These are my snow covered trees.
This is me pretending, this is all I need.
And I..."
(Vaati) "Just wish that I didn't feel like there was something I missed."
(Link) "And I..."
(Vaati) "Take back all the things I said to make you feel like that."
(Link) "And I..."
(Vaati) "Just wish that I didn't feel like there was something I missed."
(Link) "And I..."
(Vaati) "Take back all the things I said to you."
(Link) "And I'd give it all away, just to have somewhere to go to.
Give it all away, to have someone to come home to.
This is my December.
This is my time of the year.
This is my December.
This is all SO CLEAR!
Give it all away, just to have somewhere to go to.
Give it all away, to have someone to come home to.
Give it all away, just to have somewhere to go to.
Give it all away, to have someone to come home to.
The song ended with Midna and D.L. doing a duet. The crowd, instead of screaming at an inhuman level of loudness, was crying. They certainely hadn't expected this much emotion from the band. But, through the tears, the audience gave the band a thunderous applause. "Folks, I just need to do one more thing before the day ends." D.L. said int his mike. He walked over to Midna and took her hand in his.
"Midna, I've been thinking that you need a new name. And I was hoping that you would take mine." D.L. said, getting down on his knee. "Midna Hahn... will you marry me?" D.L. asked, producing a small gold ring from his jacket pocket. Midna had tears her eyes now. With shaking hands, she took the ring from D.L. "Yes, yes off course I will." Midna said, throwing her arms around D.L. "I think you two need a little something to seal deal." Vaati whispered in D.L.'s ear. D.L. pulled Midna close to him and looked deeply into her eyes before pressing his lips tightly against hers as the crowd cheered for them.
"Do you want me to devour their souls?" Nightmare asked. "No, I don't feel like it now." Ganondorf said in defeat.
END OF CHAPTER: 13
There it is, the second to the last chapter in the series. And my first serious DarkxMidna. Anyway, drop a review on your way out. If you don't, then you're automatically an Al-Kieda. And, as a future four star general, I shall be forced to kill you.