Well, you guys lucked out. As you recall, I was going to make this the final chapter. But a reviewer wanted me to do No More Sorrow. And why is that a problem you ask? Well, the last chapter is going to be Link and Zelda's wedding. And No More Sorrow isn't exactly wedding apropriate. So, I think I can give this story another chapter. I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Linkin Park, Super Smash Bros. or Soul Calibur. Enjoy. Oh, and there's a 1-800 Magic reference in here. See if you can find it.
CHAPTER 14: NO MORE SORROW
It had been a week since the Winter Festival and D.L.'s marriage proposal to Midna. They had both gone out, Midna had said that she needed to prepare D.L. for becoming the King of the Twili. The door swung open and Midna came in with D.L. hanging loosly on her shoulder. "What happened to him?" Zelda asked, concerned. "Hey there sister in law -hickup-. Wait -hickup- when where there two of you?" D.L. asked Zelda in a slurred voice. "Is he drunk?" Link asked.
"Yeah, he's a real lightweight. But don't worry, he'll get better with training." Midna said. She let go of D.L. so he could walk around a bit. "Well, we got another letter from Termina. The Goron Elder just died and his son is to be proclaimed his successor. It turns out that he's a big fan of ours. And he wants us to play at the crowning ceremony." Link said.
"Hey bro -hickup-, how do I flush the clock?" D.L. asked. He was standing in front of the grandfather clock with his pants down. "All right, remind me to get a new clock." Link said. "Well, this sounds like a good deal. I suppose we should start packing right away." Midna said. "Hey, look what I found -hickup-. Giant Labrunnian crackers!" D.L. said, munching on a couple of bath towels. "Maybe we should wait until he sobers up." Vaati said. "Isn't he going to have a hang over or something?" Zelda asked. "Like you wouldn't believe. But he'll build up an immunity to it. Just like I did." Midna said.
-a few days later at Snowhead Mountain-
Ganondorf and company were inside Snowhead Temple preparing to execute Ganondorf's latest feet of stupidity."All right, I've taught Marth a few powerfull spells wich he will use to destroy Hyrule Park. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Ganondorf said. "Why don't you use your magic?" Veran asked. "I don't really have the best track record when it comes to using magic against Link." Ganondorf said.
"Is that why you're afraid of tennis?" Veran asked. "Tennis, where!?" Ganondorf asked in a scared tone of voice. "That's what happens when you buy spell books on the flee market. Vaati gets his from Minish elders. Wich is why he can shoot lightning and teleport and transfigure and turn people to stone and..." Marth said. "All right, I get it! Excuse me for wanting to save a few rupees." Ganondorf said.
"Well, why don't we see what he can do." Veran said. "Sure thing, show them Marth." Ganondorf said. Marth closed his eyes and focused energy into him hand. He released his energy with a yell. A blue monster made of magical energy was standing in front of him. "Wow, he did it." Ganondorf said to himself. The thing roared loudly and began chasing Majora's Wrath. "Sorry!" Marth yelled and attempted another spell. This one only pissed the monster off.
"Do you think he needs help?" Veran asked. "Who, the blue guy? Nah he's doing fine." Ganondorf said. "Oh wait, did you mean Majora?" Ganondorf asked, noticing that Majora's Wrath was in extreme paine. "Sorry, this one will definitly work!" Marth said, releasing magical energy againe. With that, spikes shot out of the ground and went straight through Veran and Ganondorf. "Oh shit." Marth said to himself.
"Sounds like Ganon made some new friends." Link said, hearing the blood curdling screaming. They were standing in front of Snowhead Temple with a crowd of Gorons standing in front of the stage. "All right, let's get started." Vaati said. After about a minute of hard core guitars and drumming, Link started his vocals.
(Link) "Are you lost in your lies?
Do you tell yourself I don't realize?
Your campaign's a disquise.
Replaced freedom with fear.
You trade money for lives.
I'm aware of what you've done.
NO, NO MORE SORROW!
I'VE PAID FOR YOUR MISTAKES!
NO, YOUR TIME IS BORROWED!
YOUR TIME HAS COME TO BE REPLACED!
I see pain, I see need.
I see liars and thieves.
Abuse power with greed.
I had hope, I believed.
But I'm beginning to think that I've been deceived.
You will pay for, what you've done.
NO, NO MORE SORROW!
I'VE PAID FOR YOUR MISTAKES!
NO, YOUR TIME IS BORROWED!
YOUR TIME HAS COME TO BE REPLACED!
THIEVES AND HYPOCRITES!
THIEVES AND HYPOCRITES!
THIEVES AND HYPOCRITES!
THIEVES AND HYPOCRITES!
NO, NO MORE SORROW!
I'VE PAID FOR YOUR MISTAKES!
NO, YOUR TIME IS BORROWED!
YOUR TIME HAS COME TO BE ERASED!"
"What happened?" Nightmare asked, coming down from the upper levels. "Uum, nothing." Marth tried to say over the screams of the audience outside. But, Nightmare noticed the bodies. "SOULS!!!" he yelled, drawing Soul Edge.
END OF CHAPTER: 14
Whoa, slow update. I've been occupied with leveling up my troll warrior. Anyway, I managed to tear myself away from World of Warcraft to update this story. And I'm serious about the next chapter being the last one. So no more song suggestions.