American girls and American guys will always stand up and salute, will always recognize. When we see Old Glory flying, there's alot of men dead. So we can sleep peacfully when we lay down our heads. My daddy served in the army. He lost his right eye. But he flew a flag out in our yard till the day that he died. He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me to grow up and live happy in the land of the free. Now this nation that I love has fallen under attack. A mighty sucker punch came flying in from somewhere in the back. Soon as we could see clearly, through our big black eye. Man we lit up your world like the Fourth of July. I needed a good pro-war country song to lift my spirits. I got my first couple of flames. But it seemed like they didn't like my story for the soul reason that I am pro-war. When I'm on this website, I expect to be judged by how funny my story is. Not by how patriotic I am. As for you Boardrider66, you need to get a (BLEEP)ing life and stop scrutinizing people you don't even know. As for my spelling, my computer doesn't have spell check, so I'm on my own. Oh, and one more thing. Neither you nor IHATEIGNORANCE have written a single story. So who are you to call me a bad author when you havn't even written anything? People who have written stories, like ZombieDragon and TheFireSage, say that my story kicks ass. So, I'm just going to listen to them. Talk to me again once you've written a hit or two, and maybe I'll start to care about what you think about me. So, talking to the people that don't care that I'm pro-war, are you ready for the final chapter? I'm sorry it's over, but all good things must come to an end. So, enjoy the final chapter everyone. I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Linkin Park, Super Smash Bros. or Soul Calibur. And Boardrider66 and IHATEIGNORANCE, two word's for you both... YOU SUCK!!! On to the chapter!
CHAPTER 15: IN BETWEEN
"Link, unless you're being eaten by a Wolfos, I suggest you hurry the hell up!" D.L. yelled at his brother while fastening his tie. It was finally the day of Link and Zelda's wedding. The wedding was being held in the Sacred Grove, everything was all set up and the guests had all been seated. Link and Zelda were in separate places preparing. "Give me a minute, will ya?" Link said, still trying to get into his pants.
"Don't tell me you've forgotten about your own wedding." Vaati said, entering Link's dressing room. "I didn't, I'm just a little nervouse." Link said, now trying to button his tuxedo. "Hey Link, there's been a last minute change." Vaati said. "What, he's not marrying Zelda anymore?" D.L. asked. "No, retard. Rauru was unable to come because he was arrested on child molestation charges. So..." Vaati began (Rauru was supposed to be the minister that night.).
At that moment, Nightmare walked in wearing bright yellow robes and holding a Hylian Bible in his demonic hand. The only part of his attire that he kept was his helmet. "Is the groom ready?" Nightmare asked. For once, he didn't yell "souls" at the top of his lungs. "Nightmare, what the hell!?" Link yelled, in utter shock. "Please, let me explaine. I never wanted to eat all those souls. I actually wanted to be a ballet dancer. It was Soul Edge that made me devoure all those souls." Nightmare said.
"I know what you mean. The Master Sword talked to me too." Link said. Indeed, the Master Sword had talked to him quit often. It would often tell him to tear Zelda's shirt off. Or order him to bring it the hearts of twenty new-born dwarves. "Well, be sure you hurry up. Don't want to keep your bride waiting." Nightmare said, exiting the dressing room. "He's got a point bro.Your getting married in an hour and you look like you were attacked by a werewolf." D.L. said. "I know, I know." Link stopped trying to fasten his belt and got a thoughtfull expression on his face. "What is it Link?" Vaati asked. "I'm getting married." Link said with a smile on his face.
-meanwhile, in Zelda's dressing room-
Zelda was posing in front of a mirror with her Maid of Honor, Midna. "Midna, if I throw up and pass out, I want you to be the one to carry me out." Zelda said. "Thanks, I guess. So, I'm guessing you're nervouse?" Midna asked. "Of course I'm nervouse. This is a big step, and what if it doesn't work out? What if we can't have kids? What if Link cheats on me? What if Link is a deranged axe murderer and I'm the next victim? What if..." Zelda said. "SNAP OUT OF IT!!!" Midna yelled, slapping her across the face with alot of force.
"Thanks Midna, I needed that." Zelda said. "Look, do you love Link?" Midna asked. "With all my heart." Zelda said. "Then that's all you need to know. There is always going to be that 'what if'. But as long as you're with the person you love, you have nothing to worry about. After all, that's the only thing that keeps D.L. from dieing of alchohol poisoning." Midna said.
"Thanks Midna, you're a good friend." Zelda said. "Don't worry, Link is a good man. I know, he was so nice to me even after I was such a bitch to him. And made funny faces at him when I was in his shadow. He'll take excellent care of you." Midna said. "You're right." Zelda said. "I had better get going, D.L. and I will be walking down the isle pretty soon." Midna said, grabbing some flowers.
-about an hour later-
Link and Zelda were hoding each-others hands and staring deeply into each-others eyes. (I couldn't come up with anything funny for the actuall wedding procession) "Do you Link take Zelda to be your wedded wife? To have and to hold? To love and to honor? In sikness and in health? Until death do you part?" Nightmare said. "I do." Link said.
"And do you Zelda take Link to be your wedded husband? To have and to hold? To love and to honor? In sikness and in health? Until death do you part?" Nightmare said. "I do." Zelda said. "If there is anyone present who does not think that these two should be married, speak now or forever hold your peace." Nightmare said.
"I OBJECT!!!" came a voice from the back. Everyone looked to see a disgusting sight. Ruto was crawling towards the couple. Except, all that was left of her was her head, her shoulders, and her right arm. And her skin had been badly burnt from when Nabooru cooked her. "Didn't Ray-Z kill you?" Vaati asked. "When we Zoras go through a near death experiance we go into cardiac arrest." Ruto said. "And my objection is, Link loves me." Ruto said. "If I didn't love you in the past, what makes you think I'd love you now that you're a mutilated fish stick?" Link asked.
"Nightmare, could you take care of this?" D.L. asked. "I try to get out, but they keep pulling me back in." Nightmare said. He unsheathed Soul Edge and walked over to Ruto. "GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!!!" Nightmare yelled, and plunged Soul Edge into Ruto's head. "Now, does anyone have any real objections?" Nightmare asked, taking his place once againe. There was silence. "Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride." Nightmare said. Link gently lifted the veil covering Zelda's face. And took her in his arm and kissed her passionately.
-later, at the reception-
Everyone was having a good time eating and exchanging pleasentries while Link and Zelda talked with a few choice guests. When the time came for the first dance, a young man took the stage. It was Marth. "Everyone, Vaati, D.L and I made a little song of our own. To say we're sorry to the bride and groom." Marth said as Vaati and D.L. took their places.
(Vaati) "Let me apologize to begin with.
Let me apologize for what I'm about to say.
But trying to be genuine was harder than it seemed, and somehow I got caught up in between.
Let me apologize to begin with, let me apologize for what I'm about to say.
But trying to be genuine was harder than it seemed, and somehow I got caught up in between.
Between my pride and my promise, between my lies and how the truth gets in the way.
The things I want to say to you get lost before they come.
The only thing that's worse than one is none, the only thing that's worse than one is none.
Let me apologize to begin with, let me apologize for what I'm about to say.
But trying to regain your trust was harder than it seemed, and somehow I got caught up in between.
And I cannot explain to you in anything I say or do or plan, fear is not afraid of you, but guilt's a language you can understand.
I cannot explain to you to you in anything I say or do but hope the actions speak the words they can.
For my pride and my promise for my lies and how the truth gets in the way.
The things I want to say to you get lost before they come, the only thing that's worse than one is none."
The song ended, but this was not the end of Hyrule Park. If anything, it was a whole new beginning. They went on to sell platnum after platnum album. They even offered Marth a spot in the band. He politely declined and instead did a solo career. Hyrule Park let Nightmare live out his dream by making him one of the band's back up dancers. Yes, Hyrule Park's future was bright indeed.
END OF CHAPTER: 15
There's the end of the Hyrule Park saga. But it sure as hell isn't the end of my writing career. And I will give the details of Rauru's arrest in the next chapter of my newest story, KNIGHTS. See ya, it's been real.