A/N: Sorry for the delay! I'll try to update as quickly as possible. I hope this isn't too confusing with the point of view changes. If it is, just tell me, and I'll try to clarify more. Same thing with the speech. Sollux's lisp is a bit difficult sometimes. I just realized how long this fic is going to be. And sorry for any errors, I was distracted while I was writing. Stay tuned though, there will be fluff in the future. Otherwise, thanks for the alerts and reviews! Keep it up guys!

What the fuck.

No, seriously, what the fuck.

One moment I am just trying not to be overwhelmed from being nose to nose with the lowblood, and the next he is kissing me. I can barely even think, let alone try to either kiss back or push him away. So I settle on just hanging there like a limp fish. Eventually, the fucker sticking his tongue in my mouth is just going to storm off and wash his mouth out with soap.

Shit, okay. He is actually doing this. I raise my hands to his shoulders, digging my nails into his shoulder and neck. Not that I mind making out with him or anything, but it isn't very pleasant to be making out with black undertones in the middle of the lab. I growl, flexing my nails into his neck. Maybe it's the cursed fucking red I have for him, but I just can't break away from him. Finally getting the message, four eyes broke away, hissing. I push away the thoughts of regret and the nagging feeling to kiss him again, and show my teeth.

Hopefully it will happen again.

What did I even just do?

Why would I kiss Eridan fucking Ampora of all people? I mean, I know I had black feelings for him, but I figured it was completely platonic. I growl in time with his hiss, and they both rise to a deafening level before evening out to an unpleasant hum. I glare at him, shoving him away from me and watching him stumble. For so much irritating ass bark, the seadweller really has no bite.

Wait, shit.

I look around, biting my lip sheepishly at the assorted glares and dirty looks I am receiving from everyone else in the room. I crinkle my eyebrows, shooting another glare at Eridan. This is his fault, for doing whatever the fuck he did to make me kiss him. And I still want to.

These feelings are totally black.

Even if they are not just platonic anymore.

I lunge towards him, grabbing his arm and forcefully dragging him away to the transportalizer. I can deal with everyone else later. The spluttering sack of fish dick that I'm taking with me seems eager enough. I'm sure he is just fucking begging for me to take him right now. Probably has at least two buckets with my name all over them. I step onto the pad, taking us both into the empty corridor, where I throw him onto the ground, a menacing growl rising to my throat yet again.

"Tho, what do you have to thay for youthelf? Better be fucking good." Cracking energy once again boils the air around me, fizzling in my ears. I watch him whine pathetically before looking up at me with a searing gaze.

"W-What the fuck are you ewen talkin' about? You kissed me." He stands, brushing off his cape and straightening his clothing. Clothing that I want off of him, regardless of how weird that sounds in my head. I fist my hands in my hair, walking over to him and pressing him against the wall behind us.

"I notithed, you athmuch. Just wondering how the fuck you got me of all people kithing your fucking fish fathe." I drag a nail across his collarbone, watching the purple flush rise beneath it. What kind of spell did this guy even put me under?

"I guess you finally realized that I am fuckin' irresistible." The highblood purrs, lifting one of his arms to dig his fingers in my forearm. I suck in a breath though my teeth, pressing closer to him. His quick breathing ghosts across my lips, only egging me on more. I let out a final huff of air before kissing him again.

What am I getting myself into?

I have a plan, I think.

And it might be the death of me.

A/N: Just curious, but would you like smut or should I leave it out? I'll wait until I get a few answers first.