Chapter 1: Pot, Floods, and Sales
Michael: Dude man.
Katou: WEED?
Katou: oh,, no. its just Mika
Katou: HI!
Michael: -.-
Michael: Disapointed?
Michael: lol
Michael: So, smoke any good pot today?
Katou: pot!
Katou: where?
Katou: pot?
Katou: what?
Michael: ...
Michael: (smacks him on the head with a pot) There :/
Katou: (falls)
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Katou: (sits up) dude... where am I? its like pot leaves are... everywhere...
Katou: is this heaven?
Michael: (blank stare) ...Yea... hey Kira, wanna toy?!!!
Katou: I AM IN HEAVEN!
Michael: (sighs and smacks again, dragging the brain-dead blonde to Kira's house--wherever that is)
Michael: KNOCK KNOCK, HO!
Michael: >/
Katou: huh?
Michael: DAMMIT! STAY DOWN! (hits him again)
Michael: Kira won't frikin' answer his damn door... (mumbles)
Katou: huh?
Michael: ...
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Unknown: (opens up) em.. hi?
Michael: WTF?
Michael: Sara Mudo?!
Unknown: Very funny Michael. its Kira.
Michael: HOLY SHIT! I was just talking to Sara and she had that same color! (Happened earlier in the chat and I couldn't fit it in the storyline, but I'm planning on adding it as a bonus-chapter.)
Kira: oh well I like pink...
Kira: it goes good with my eyes.
Michael: O.e
Kira: and... my ...weee--
Michael: (throws Katou at him) Here... I'm gonna go throw-up from that bit of info...
Kira: KATOU!
Kira: BABY!
Kira: ARE YOU OKAY?
Michael: Hehe... (outside looking at stones)
Katou: HEAVEN!
Katou: SEX ME WITH YOUR STICK OF LIFE!
Michael: (throws a rock at Kira's window) Sukah! (runs away)
Kira: ...
Unknown: (in a really gay voice) Hiya!
Kira: (getting pissed at all these bitches up in his crib) & WHO YOU BE?
Unknown: Oh, I was just noticing your broken window--and by the way some glass got in my eye (ouch)--and I just noticed this happened to be your house!!! Remember me sweetie? It's Arakune:3
Kira: (throws Katou down some stairs) uhhhh no... I never sucked your dick twice in one night I swear.
Kira: ... :)
Arakune: :/
Arakune: Why'd you just throw someone down the stairs to your one-floor trailer home?
Kira: he's... in my...
Kira: toliet
Kira: yeah
Kira: toilet
Arakune: ...
Arakune: So... you busy?
Kira: actually yes. I was just about to take a LONNNNG nap.
Kira: come back in about 10 minutes...
Kira: I'm a quick cummer!
Kira: I mean... I gotta clean.
Michael: (throws a brick at Kira's toilet, causing a killer-random-flood) Haha, losers!
Katou: HEAVEN HAS WATER?!
Kira: OMG! SKEET IS IN THE WATER!
Oh, who now?!: (randomly appears a Kira's doorstep) Hi there! I'm Raziel, Zaphikel's bitch--I mean assistant. Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies:)
Kira: deez
Kira: nutz
Kira: haha
Raziel: Hm (tilts head) Well, we do have coconut cookies...
Katou: HEAVEN HAS COOKIES?!!?!?
Kira: hm? well do these cookies contain skeet?
Raziel: Yes! My own!--er--I mean no added preservatives, sir. :) (more cheesy smiles)
Katou: HEAVEN HAS SKEET!?!?!
Michael: DAMMIT KATOU! SHUT THE HELL UP! (randomly appears to throw a brick at him)
Kira: I only like my own skeet... sorry. (slams door)
Michael: EAT THIS! (slams Katou against the wall and hits him with the brick) That'll teach you to keep coming back...
Michael: Hmph.
Katou: HEAVEN HAS BRICKS?!?!
Arakune: Well, are we still going to have sex:/
Michael: YOU PEOPLE ARE MADD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND KATOU?! WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET?!
Kira: ONLY if your up for a 3-some..
Michael: Gross! You're nasty! And that THING has a pennis, I mean penis! I'm leaving... cya.
Kira: WAIT! YOU CAN JOIN...
Kira: if you want.
Raziel: Excuse me, sir! (peers through the broken window) I also sell lubricated condoms. :)
Kira: nahh, I like it ruff in my ass.
Kira: thank you though.
Kira: (closes door)
Raziel: Well... I'm still here. I was looking through the broken window... remember? I also sell brain-enhancers.
Kira: GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!
Kira: I DON'T WANT NONE OF YOUR SHIT!
Kira: GO FUCK A NUT
Michael: (snuck in through the back door to steal some food) What the shit? Blue sandwiches? O.e Gross... (runs away before he gets caught)
Raziel: Well... T.T
Raziel: I must sell my items, or Zaphikel won't love me anymore...
Kira: HAHA, so what bitch?
Kira: go fuck a nut!
Kira: byeee!
Raziel: You can't close a broken window...
Michael: (laughing while eating the... blue food) HAHA, HE'S RIGHT!
Michael: Oh shit... (runs away again)
Kira: COME BACK HERE! FIGHT LIKE YOU HAVE A DICK YOU PUSSY!
Raziel: How'd you know?! O.o Oh, and I was sort of standing here the whole time... -- About those brain-enhancers...
Michael: (from a tree) Uh, wasn't he talking about me...?
Kira: LISTEN HOE! MY BRAIN IS FINE!
Raziel: Well, if that is what fine is to you...
Katou: dude... no its not... I fucked you too hard last time
Unknown... 4: HELLLO!
END OF CHAPTER ONE
Moo: Yupp! That's the end of it! Hang tight folks, the "fun" doesn't begin until later. x3 Hey Stephie, we didn't show ourselves in this on yet, did we:/
Stephie: uhh, no we didn't; I'm the action next chapter... I get to fuck Luc---- I won't spoil it :)
Moo: Yeah, great for not spoiling. -.-;
Stephie: ... I only gave 3 letters..
Stephie: it could be... I love Lucy or some shit
Moo: Fer sure... he's kinda on the characters list. ..
Stephie: ...oh
Stephie: well.
Stephie: okay :)
Raziel: Hello authoresses! Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Stephie: fuck yeahhhhh
Stephie: I want the one withOUT skeet thou.
Raziel: (tilts head) Without? .-.
Moo: Er...
Stephie: fuck you thennnn
Stephie: I don't want SKEET in my god damned cookies
Moo: Haha, idk... it is Raziel...
Stephie: damn , fucker selling me skeet cookies.
Moo: Well then... maybe we should just save your skeet chronicles for our chapter two ending. :/
Stephie: fersuree
EXTRA CHAPTERS & BONUS ENDINGS SOON TO BE RELEASED: Unmodified versions of the chat (which are wayy funnier...), Enter the world of the crazy authoresses, other stupid stuff you probably don't care about.