"Last time on Total Drama Reboot, our 14 campers began the battle for 1 mill. And believe me, they sucked. The only thing that didn't suck was some boy on boy action between Philip and Charlie. I swear, every time we do the Awake-A-Thon, the guys are always getting frisky. But the only one who wasn't frisky was Kitty, which resulted in her elimination. I'm gonna miss her. Wait, who are we talking about? Oh well, I'll figure it out right her on Total Drama Reboot!" Chris facepalms, having forgotten the name of his least favorite camper.
(And cue the theme song and stereotypes!
Adam: The Good Guy
Billie: The Indie Rocker
Charlie: The Bi-curious Pilgrim
Emerald: The Cautious Medium
Hex: The Heavy Sleeper
Kitty: The Whiny Brat
Mandy: The Beauty Queen
Mikayla: The Dirty Girl
Oliver: The Lovestruck Goth
Philip: The Confused Sexist Jock
Renee: The Cute Songbird
Snake: The Eva Wannabe
Zig: The Hottie
Okay, now we can proceed!)
Charlie wanders around by the communal washrooms, looking for a particular camper. Philip. Charlie wanted to formally apologize for the incident that occurred during the Awake-A-Thon. Although Charlie felt weird about it, he didn't wish it didn't happen.
For Philip though, it was the exact opposite. He wasn't gay, he knew that much. This is why he was hiding from Charlie, to keep him at bay.
Confessionals
Philip: I don't get why Charlie can't just forget about the "alleged cuddling". I'm not into him that way. It's not we'll be swapping spit by the dock of shame any time soon. (Philip sighs and thinks for a moment). Ah what the heck, this is Total Drama. I'll give him a run for his money.
Mandy: I was going for a morning stroll along the beach. I didn't intend to see anything out of the ordinary. (Mandy places her hand on her forehead) Oh dear. I'm ready to leave this place.
End Confessionals
"Charlie! Where you at?" Philip called. Instantly, he ran into a familiar pilgrim. "Oh! Philip! I've been looking for you to apologize and-," Charlie's apology was interrupted by Philip mashing his lips into Charlie's. Charlie melted into the kiss, and Philip propped a foot up.
Unknown to them, someone was watching this passionate moment, and they had big plans.
Confessionals
Mandy: Charlie and Philip?! Hmmm…very interesting.
Charlie: That…..was….the…..most….AMAZING THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED!
Philip: (Philip clears his throat) I am TOTALLY not gay!
End Confessionals
Meanwhile, across the island, Oliver was wandering around the forest when he ran into Emerald. "Uh….what are you doing here?" the Goth asked the medium. "Well, I'm keeping an eye out for Matheus. I don't trust him one bit."
"Uh…..okay, but can I…..uh….ask you something?" Oliver asked. "Of course, my Goth acquaintance. Anything you mind desires to know." "Well….why do you call yourself a medium? I mean, you don't really talk to dead people, but you mention this 'all seeing eye'. What is up with that?"
"Well Oliver, if you really must know. When I was a child, the only person who really looked out for me was my grandfather. He always told me who not to trust, who was a good person, and who had the outlook of surprising us all. When he died, I never would've known. He's still with me in my heart."
"So…..you still feel like you're communicating, even though he's not alive anymore?" "Correct. He can see what is going on around the island. He warns me about every bad thing in the book. So now do you understand why he's my all seeing eye?"
"I guess I do. And don't worry, I don't trust Matheus either."
Confessionals
Oliver: So Emerald is not as weird as everyone thinks. Hmmm…interesting. I wonder what everybody else's backstory is.
Emerald: Of course I tell people I'm a medium. They can think I'm stupid and weird all they want, but I came here to make my grandfather happy, not to be an antagonist. I don't want to be like Matheus. That boy just irks me. The way he's always spying on me, and taking notes on everything like I know something he doesn't. I don't though. At least, not yet anyway.
End Confessionals
"Campers! Please report to the kitchen in ten! We're cooking up an exciting challenge today!" called the host from outside the mess hall. Needless to say, nobody was excited about getting up for a challenge.
"Hey Adam. Can I talk to you about something? I need to get this off of my chest." Mandy explained to Adam. "Sure pretty lady, what's going on?" the value filled boy asked. "I saw Charlie and Philip by the dock of shame. They were…..kissing." "WHAT?"
Confessionals
Adam: This is not acceptable! I need to take care of this. I can't leave this burden on Mandy. She can't handle it, but I'll need her help.
Mandy: I hope Adam doesn't go and get himself worked up again. He's just so sensitive.
Zig: Why do they make us to challenges? Mikayla and I are too hot for this. (He pulls out a pocket mirror and looks at himself, then snaps it shut) Yep, too hot.
End Confessionals
"Okay. Today's challenge is a cooking challenge. Head chefs are Matheus and Renee. They will decide the themes of your meals. You will each be paired up and expected to prepare a certain course. Here are the arrangements."
Screaming Mice: Emerald/Oliver (appetizer) , Billie/Hex (main course), Mandy/Zig (dessert)
Killer Keyboards: Snake/Philip (appetizer), Adam/Mikayla (main course), Charlie (dessert)
"Keyboards, since you're down a child, I'm providing you with some cupcake mix. Don't waste it. Good luck campers, I hope to see some delicious meals!"
Next time on Total Drama Reboot, the campers cook up more than just food. Partners clash, and some campers don't even participate. Who will be the losing team, and who will they send home?
