Sorry, dudes. I got caught up playing "Tales of Symphonia" again... Hey, has anyone seen the uber-awesome OVA? I've only seen the first installment, but people, the fighting scenes are FRIK'N AWESOME! Kratos kicked major ass, not that he already doesn't. (Hehe)

So anyway, I know Chapters 1-11 were already pre-made on that retarded night sometime in June, but it takes a damn long while to edit them! Also, no Stephie at the end of this chapter. I haven't talked to her in awhile because of her dad... Oh, the misery. We should be able to talk again by the end of July, which is probably when I'll release Chapter 3. (Sorry) In the meanwhile, I'll try to do a little solo-work with one-shots. (I'm no good at multi-chapters, I can't keep up with updating, lol) Unless someone wants to do a story with me. Don't worry people, I'm real good at things besides chat-fics and such.

Awesome List (Chapter 1):

Mitsuko Soma, for sharing a wicked sense of humor and reviewing chapter one.

Lil' Miss Spookiness, for adding our story to her favorites... AND HAVING AN L ICON! OMG, YOU REALLY ROCK! ... (cough)

Chapter 2: Are They the Peanut Butter Ones?

Michael: HOLY SHIT! Purple condoms? O.o Dammit! How do I keep coming back here?! (hides under bed before Kira realizes he stole half his food)

Katou: (STARTS JACKING OFF)

Katou: ---NEAR MICHAEL

Raziel: O.e

Michael: O.e

Michael: (scoots away quietly)

Raziel: Oh my...

Katou: (MOANS) KIRA CUM HELP ME!

Kira: YES BABY.

Kira: JACK MINE TOO!

Michael: O.e (holds his mouth shut from throwing up and blowing his cover)

Michael: X.x

Kira: HARDER!

Katou: I'M GUNNA CUM!!

Michael: What...the...shit...?

Katou: UGH!

Michael: The hell am I watching?!

Kira: UGHHH I'M CUMMING; I'M CUMMING...

Kira: UGH I CAMEEE

Michael: That's it! (runs from under the bed) YOUR FOOD WAS BLUE ANYWAYS!!! (cries from the bad thoughts) T.T Hold me brother, hold meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! (still crying)

That Same Unknown from the End of Chapter One: ANYONE CALL ME?!

Katou: HEAVEN HAS LUCIFER?!

Raziel: Hello Lucifer! Would you like some Girl Scouts cookies?

Lucifer: (SQUEELS FROM EXCITEMENT) OOOOH! ARE THEY THE PEANUT BUTTER ONES?!!?!

Raziel: Why yes!

Lucifer: 10 BOXES!

Raziel: Okie Dokie! Only 67.99 a cookie.

Lucifer: wtf

Lucifer: no

Lucifer: bitch

Lucifer: I will take out homeboyyy

Raziel: What I meant to say was one cent a box!

Lucifer: How about they're fucken free,

Lucifer: or you die.

Raziel: Here!!! 10 boxes!!!

Lucifer: (smiles) THAT'S what I thought.

Raziel: -.- (sighs and hands the cookies over to the devil) Off to make more...

Lucifer: (opens box of cookies) Hmm? Odd smell.

Michael: DA FUCK?! (strangely recovered) YOU BITCH! WHAT'CHU DOING IN MY TERRITORIALS... UH... TERRITORY.

Lucifer: YOU SPOKE OF ME!

Michael: NU UH YOU VAGAMAN! I SAID C-COLD...ME...UH...MOTHER...(?)

Lucifer: NO... I SAW YOU WATCHING KATOU & ME-- UHH KIRA jack off.

Stephie: lmao

Michael: Y-YY-Y-YOU?!!!!!!! OH.MY.SHIT! EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS YOUR PENIAL... UH I MEAN PENIS?

Lucifer: ... -.-

END OF CHAPTER TWO

Moo: Well... that's the end of Chapter Two! It was short and not my favorite. I personally can't wait to release Chapter 4 and 5.

Michael: RAWR!

Moo: Uhh... I didn't think you'd be doing end of chapter commentary, Mika-kun.

Michael: Yea, well the retar--er Steph isn't here, so I, the AWESOME Michael-sama, is replacing her.

Moo: Michael... you do know this is a one chapter deal. Steph should be back by Chapter Three. You're not replacing anyone.

Michael: I'M NOT?!

Moo: ...

NEXT CHAPTER IS: Can't give the title away, sooo... STEPH LIKES FRUIT LOOPS!!!