"Who does she think she is? That girl has denied the wrong man. No one has ever said 'no' to Emmett!" Emmett found himself later that night sitting in his favorite chair at the small pub he owned in town.
A/n - dont own shit..
*wipes sweat from brow* this is the hardest yet to translate into my fic. Ive been thinking about it forever and you all have no idea how many time I've had to watch it over and over. I was sure it was going to be terrible and I was going to have to do it over and over. But luckily Steph said it was good and she could see it in her head.. So now I'm happy..
"You're right about that!" Alec quickly agreed as he brought Emmett a refill of his beer.
"Denied, Turned Down, Dumped. Publicly humiliated! That's all just more then I can take!" He grabbed the beers and threw them into the fire.
"Want another beer!" Alec piped in, he had been trying to lift Emmett's spirits ever since the incident had happened.
"What's the point? Nothing is helping." Emmett pouted some more.
"Emmett! You need to pull yourself together!" Alec shook him. "Dang, it just irks me to see you like this Emmett, just so down in the dumps." Emmett hits him. "Have you forgotten that every guys here would like to be you? No man in this town had ever been as admired as you. You're, seriously, everyone's favorite guy. Everyone here is inspired by you. And dude, everyone can see why!" He takes Emmett's chair and makes him face the crowd behind him, all his nightly customers.
"Let's do some examples shall we?" Alec gets up and walks to a group of mean sitting around a table.
Tanya, Kate, and Irina are sitting at the bar listening to the conversation and sign, waiting to hear all about him.
"No ones slick as Emmett!" The guys whom Alec had his arm around.
"Or quick!" The bartender spoke up.
"See Em, you can ask any Mike, Joe, or Eric," he walked around tapping each guy on the head, "who's team they'd rather be on and it'd always be you."
"No ones big as Emmett!" Another guys called out.
"Or has dipples like Emmett." Alec was back in his face, and tickling the said marks on Emmett's face.
"Yes," Emmett agreed, "as a man I'm rather intimidating."
Alec grabs another mug of beer to drink to Emmett with. "Emmett's the best and the rest is just shit!" He through his hands up just as the beer flies out of his glass and all over Emmett. Causing Emmett to through another punch at him, this time making Alec fly backwards.
"No ones fights like Emmett!"
"When wrestling no one give noogies like Emmett!"
Kate, Irina, and Tanya, decided to put in there two cents. "No one is as hot and sexy as Emmett!"
Emmett then picks them all up, "It obvious I have muscles to spare."
Alec recovers from his blow, "None of you is scraggly or scrawny."
"Oh," Emmett gets excited, "and all of me is covered in hair!" He rips his shirt open as if to prove his point. "And I'm the size of a barn!"
The girls instantly sigh and have to fan themselves at the sight of him.
"No one shoots like Emmett!" Another bar attendee shouts out.
Emmett sits back in his chair and realizes just how awesome he is. He has known it but it just makes it that much better when everyone is telling him and the girls are all over him even more.
But just then Charles Swan bust through the door, covered in snow.