CHAPTER 3

(By: MADDIE)

OLIVER: Omg, there must be some mistake!!
MILEY: If there's actually someone written on there, then yeah, there is. -Oliver gives her a look- Just kidding! You know I love ya, Ollie! -Lilly pushes her aside- Ow!
LILLY: So, Oliver...who is it?
OLIVER: It's...

ASHLEY DEWITT!!!!!
LILLY/MILEY: AAAHHH!!!
OLIVER: And there my girl is right now! -walks over to Amber/Ashley- So, you wanna take a ride on the Ollie trolley tonight, baby? -flicks his hair-
ASHLEY: ..Yea, sure...IN YOUR DREAMS!
AMBER/ASHLEY: Oooo, ssss. -walk away-
OLIVER: -imitates them- Oooo, ssss.

Oliver was miserable for the rest of the school day. He was actually getting pretty excited about dating someone popular. Would he just skip to the next person on the list? Meanwhile, Lilly and Miley had problems of their own. Rico had been sending Miley flirting signals all through class whereas Lucas didn't even look at Lilly except one expressionless glance.

...Then after class...

RICO: So, toots, dinner tonight at Sentir L'amour, I'll pick ya up at 6:00?
MILEY: On what? Your bicycle? How about I pick you up in my limo?
RICO: YOU HAVE A LIMO??
MILEY: Yes - no - uh - I'll rent one!
LILLY: -runs over- Ooo, can I use it too?
MILEY: Sure, we can all take the limo and split up at the restaurant! You in, Oliver?
OLIVER: No thanks. This dating thing wasn't such a great idea after all. -walks away-
MILEY/LILLY: What's up with him??

Oliver went outside to head home when he was pulled aside by...you guessed it -Ashley.

ASHLEY: Are you still available for tonight?
OLIVER: In your dreams!
ASHLEY: Look, I'm sorry, but Amber doesn't know I signed up for this. I didn't want her to know...at least not yet. So, please?
OLIVER: Do you really wanna date me that bad?
ASHLEY: Are you kidding?? I've had a crush on you for FOREVER!
OLIVER: Omg, I cannot believe this Well, who doesn't?!
ASHLEY: I know we come from practically 2 different worlds, but you're so funny and --
OLIVER: cuts her off Shh! Save it for tonight!

So, Oliver and Ashley decided to go to Sentir L'amour along with Miley and Rico and Lilly and Lucas...speaking of Lilly and Lucas...

LILLY: finds Lucas So, Lucas...Miley's gonna rent us a limo and we're going to Sentir L'amour at 6 tonight...if that's okay? Gosh, this is so awkward
LUCAS: Perfect.

Lilly and Miley got all ready for their dates, they looked so dressed up you could hardly tell how nervous and uneasy they were. They were so scared of what their dates were going to be like. The last time Lilly saw Lucas at a restaurant she dumped shrimp sauce on his head...and the last thing Miley wanted to do was spend a Friday night with Rico! Soon, they all gathered at Miley's house to get in the limo. And Miley was surprised when Oliver showed up with Ashley.

MILEY: Oliver, I thought you weren't coming?
LILLY: Yeah, you said this wasn't a good idea. And I couldn't have been happier!
OLIVER: Are you kidding? This is a great idea! Let's go!

The limo ride was long and uncomfortable. Rico sat with his arm around Miley, Lucas held a bouquet of flowers in his hands, and Oliver and Ashley flirted and kissed the whole way. But the ride there was nothing compared to what happens next..