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Number Two: I Have A Mustache?
Before the gAang even reached the entrance of the University, dozens of students surrounded them, each and every one of them eager to meet the avatar. Aang even noticed that one the students was developing foam in her mouth. He frowned. Must be a distant relative...
One professor pushed past the crowd. He raised his hand, silencing the students. He turned to the foursome. "Ah, you must Avatar Aang. You're shorter than we expected, and yet you have such a powerful force within you." He bowed. "It is, indeed, an honor to meet you."
Aang smiled at the compliment. "Tha--"
"Oh!" The professor looked at him, as if noticing him for the first time. "You must be Toph Bei Fong! We've heard a lot about you as well!"
The real Toph frowned. "Wait, but I'm--"
"And," the professor continued, ignoring Toph, "I see that the rumors are true. You've been working on that mustache, Lady Bei Fong." He peered closer at Aang's face.
Aang grinned and rubbed the area under his nose. "I have a mustache?"
Toph gaped at what the professor had said. "What rumors?"
The professor looked at her. "Well, Avatar, there have been rumors that you are traveling with a young, blind girl, who has just a couple of whiskers..."
Katara's eyes widened in alert as she watched Toph grit her teeth. "Erm... professor?"
"...or wait, did they say a lady with a mustache..."
Sokka noticed Toph clench her fists, and joined in with Katara. "Profeeeeeeeeeeeessor..."
"...no, hold on. I think they said an old, bearded woman..."
"PROFESSOR!"
Toph exploded. "THAT'S IT!"
...And no one could believe what she did. Let's just say... that that was how the Atomic Wedgie was born in the Avatarverse.
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Heh. Aang's fooling everyone with his hair, including nerdy professors! Reviews are most definitely welcome!