Hello ppl!!!!!!!! Cookies to all my wonderful reviewers!!!!!!! This chapter is NOT is message board format, partly because I need a break from writing all of those "TO, FROM, SUBJECT" lines, and also because the story line calls for it! Enjoy Zack and Jack getting their buttocks kicked :)
Zack and Hodgins thought that they had made a clean getaway from the Jeffersonian (keyword: thought). This was not to be, as Angela spotted them on the way out.
"ZACK! HODGINS! DR. BRENNAN, DR. SAROYAN, I NEED SOME HELP CATCHING THE EXPLOSIVES!" Angela shouted
Dr. Brennan, who had been reconstructing a skull, (gently) put it down and ran to catch up with Angela. Dr. Saroyan was in the middle of paperwork that she had to do thanks to…. well, you know whom, so she was more than happy for the excuse to get up. Running with Angela and Dr. Brennan to catch the culprits was the perfect way to let out the pent-up anger that was in store for the two.
Zack and Hodgins clearly saw that they were being followed so Zack pulled down a couple of empty chairs while Hodgins lit a smoke bomb. The diversion was just enough for the pair to slip into Hodgins car in time to see the ladies come out of the building.
"Drats" Dr. Saroyan said, "They got away"
"I think I know where they went," Angela said
"Where? And how would you know?" Dr. Brennan said
"Hodgins place. He allowed me to explore the place, you know, kind of like a kid? Anyway I found a hallway that lead to a small room, and that room had a door that lead to a secret hiding space. I know it's cliché, but I seriously think that it's where their hiding spot is." Angela said
"Great, but do you have a key?" Dr. Saroyan said
Angela dangled a key in front of her.
"Excellent"
"Hey, you know what we should do?" Dr. Brennan said
"I'm a little scared to find out but ok, what should we do?" Dr. Saroyan said
"Give them a bath" Dr. Brennan said
Dr. Saroyan and Angela looked at her.
"With squirt guns"
Angela swore she could see devils horns holding up Dr. Brennan halo.
"That is…just genius" Dr. Saroyan said
"Who or what are you planning on squirting with water?" Booth said (he had just arrived at the Jeffersonian)
"Two certain scientists" Angela said
"Oh, for the lab bowing up? My son has 4 really big squirt guns, if you are interested." Booth said
"Why Booth" Dr. Brennan said, "We'd love it!"
"I hate it when she smiles like that." Angela said
MEAN WHILE"Do you think that they're going to find us?" Zack asked nervously
"Nah, the spot that we're going to be hiding in is completely secret, nobody knows it exists" Hodgins said reassuringly
They pulled into the driveway of Jacks house and bolted up the stairs, through the front door, up another set of stairs, down a hallway, took 3 turns, up another staircase, into another hallway, and into a room. Jack felt the walls for a thin crack and pulled on it, revealing a staircase.
"In" Hodgins orders
Zack followed the orders
"You think that they'll look here?" Zack asked
"Nah, they don't even know that it exists." Hodgins said
ON THE OTHER END OF TOWN"We ready?" Angela asked
"I believe so," Dr. Brennan said
"Lets get those guys" Dr. Saroyan said
They hopped into Saroyans car (well they couldn't exactly take Angelas, Booths, or Brennans, could they?). Angela drove because she knew the way.
"So the game plan is to sneak in, and totally get them soaked, right?" Dr. Brennan said
"That's the intention," Angela said
Dr. Brennan was grinning ear-to-ear. She hadn't had this much fun in a long while.
45 minutes later they pulled up into the driveway of Hodgins house. Angela tested the door; it was open. No need for the key today.
They sunk up the route that the boys had gone up earlier, into the room, up the staircase and behind the door at the top of the staircase.
"On 3" Angela said
"1…2…3!"
The ladies pushed the door open to reveal Zack and Hodgins. They then proceeded to squirt them. Dr. Saroyan took down Hodgins; Angela got Zack, and Dr. Brennan got both of the guys backside (especially their buttocks) wet.
"WE SURRENDER!!!" the men shouted at the same time
"Good, now are you going to clean up the lab?" Dr. Saroyan asked
"YES"
"But just how did you know that we would be here?" Hodgins asked
"Do you really want to know?" Angela said
"Ok, never mind"
The ladies lead the men down to where Booth was waiting, then into the cars to go back the Jeffersonian. Brennan rode with Zack and Hodgins, in order to make sure that they got back and didn't get away.
"So" Hodgins said, "We're totally screwed."
Zack nodded in agreement. When they got back to the Jeffersonian here was going to be hell to pay…
So what did you think? To me it's…ok. Didn't exactly come out as I wanted it, but it's ok. Tell me tell me tell me! Reviews help me write!
