LOTR Aftermath Story
Chapter 4
After eating breakfast, of which consisted of Legolas insisting that the elvish bread was better, and only Seva and Gimli eating the jerky, the trio packed up their stuff and started to head towards Erid Mithrin again. "I have to pee!" Gimli whined. Legolas glared at him, "Then go, stupid dwarf." Gimli pointed at Seva, who again insisted on running ahead of them, "But we have a girl with us now! I can't just take a pee right in front of her, stupid elf!" Legolas sighed, "What do we do then?" Gimli patted Legolas's back, "You come with me and make sure she ain't watching with your elven eyes." Legolas looked at him as if he just suggested they jump off a cliff, "That's an idiotic plan. Why would I want to be a watch out for you?" Gimli grinned and whispered, "So you can stare at her butt some more. Right before I actually fell asleep last night I caught you, you elven pervert!" Legolas' face turned bright red and he sighed, "Fine, but you have to promise not to tell her anything!" Gimli nodded and they both started walked to a nearby small shrub. "Hurry up. She's getting really far ahead. Great, now I can't see her," Legolas groaned as he strained to see Seva. Gimli finished going to the bathroom and walked out from behind the bush, "Well at least it'll force you to stop staring at her behind." Legolas glared at him, "Your the one who got all flustered after she complimented you." Gimli burst out laughing, "That? That's because most women ignore me and drool all over you. Honestly, your the reason I'm bad with the ladies, stupid elf." The two started to hurry over to where Legolas last saw Seva. "Do you see her?" Gimli asked. Legolas looked around and finally spotted her laying again a small tree, "It looks like she's unconscious. She's still breathing, though." The two hurried over to her. "What the hell? Was she attacked or something?" Gimli asked as he looked her over, "She ain't bleeding." Legolas looked at her harder and listened to her breath, "No, she's fine, thank goodness. She's just asleep." Gimli started to poke her with the handle of his axe but Legolas stopped him, "She hasn't slept in who knows how many days. We shouldn't wake her." Gimli sighed and moved his axe away from her, "Fine, but she was the one who kept saying that we had to keep moving. I would hate to be murdered just because you had the hots for her and didn't wake her up." Legolas gently picked her up, "I'll just carry her. That way, she can sleep, and we can keep moving at the same time." Gimli smirked, "Or just because your a pervert, but, whatever. Let's just keep moving." Legolas glared at Gimli, "Shut up, stupid dwarf." Gimli laughed, "Oh you can wish that I'll shut up but you know it'll never happen, stupid elf." Legolas promptly ignored Gimli and instead started walking in the direction of Erid Mithrin again. "Her bag is heavier than her. Gimli can you take it for me?" Legolas asked as he waved the pack at him. "Sure. Make the dwarf to the heavy lifting," Gimli mumbled as he took the bag and threw it over his shoulder. "It is heavy! What does she have in there!?" Gimli threw the bag on the ground and opened it. "You shouldn't be digging through that. Hey, is that her daggers in there? Why wouldn't she be carrying them on her?" Legolas asked, curiosity getting the better of him. "Yeah, she has her daggers in here," Gimli answered as he continued to rummage through the bag. "What else is in there?" Legolas asked as he peered into the open pack. "Um...jerky, elixirs, that map she had earlier, a really dirty bedroll, ahh hah!" Gimli pulled out a few bottle of ale with 'So Strong It Could Even Make A Wood Elf Drunk!' written on it. "Oh no. Put that back. Or bury it. I have a bad feeling about that stuff. Plus, if it could make me drunk it could kill you," Legolas warned. "Fine, fine. I'll put it back. We should start walking again," Gimli said as he put the bottle back and threw the bag over his shoulder.