Big Brother Complexity
Based off of LadyChimera's comic on deviantart (O u O)
Another normal day in the speaking...
Please define normal... for this family please.
The five of them were at the beach, and it seems there was trouble. Yes, Sora and Roxas's friends were there too...
Sora and Riku kneeled down in the sand, a shoebox next to the hole they was digging. "You'll... be safe in this hole..." he whimpered, and Ven sent him a funny look while cradling Xion.
Vanitas held Namine and Roxas, while dashing towards the cold water, and they all either squealed or yelled because of the cold water.
Because you can't imagine Vanitas squealing.
Ven turned away, while thinking, 'Forget it Ventus. You know it's not worth it. Just. Don't. Ask.' "Sora, what's in the box?" Riku continued to dig while Sora wiped the sweat off his head with a dusty hand, and looked up at Ven.
He grinned sheepishly, and replied, "I'm hiding my virginity."
Ven blushed and closed his eyes. 'What did I tell you?!' He opened an eye when Xion gurgled, and sighed. "Sora, can I see your virginity?" Sora held the box close to his chest, and glared at Ven.
"You promise not to steal it?" he asked with precaution.
"... Yes Sora, I promise I won't steal your virginity." Xion watched with big eyes when Sora lifted the cover.
"Sora, that's not your virginity. That's a keychain of Virginia," Ven gritted his teeth, and Xion giggled. Sora stood in shock for a moment, before throwing the box down, and screaming.
"Oh my gosh, I had a vagina?! You lied! That's not what you said what a vagina looked like!" Sora fell onto the sand, and wiped his eyes to dry the tears. "Riku, I'm a girl!" Riku patted his friend on the back while Sora cried.
Unfortunately, Vanitas had overheard, and burst into fits of laughter, joined by the two children at his side. "Shut up vanitas!" Ven turned around and shouted at his boyfriend.
Roxas wiped his eyes, and looked up at Vanitas.
"Hee, hah... I don't get it. What's a vagina?" Ventus smirked and waved. "Have fun Vanitas!"