Big Brother Complexity

If you're against Sora drinking, and getting drunk accidentally, turn back NOW. Didn't know if anyone did a Sora getting drunk fic before, so I did this.

Chapter 7: Alcohol...?

If you ever ask a five-year old to clean up your room, remind his big brother to not steal your cash.

"C'mon Sora. Clean my room please," Yuffie begged, and Sora smirked. "You need to pay me first." "Since when did you get so needy for munny?" the black haired teen exclaimed, balling up her fists.

Sora didn't flinch. Instead, he held out his hand. "200 munny," he said proudly, and Yuffie could practically feel her jaw drop to the floor. "You're kidding." "Nope," Sora grinned, and the ninja sighed.

"Cash, or-"

"Cash."

Yuffie grumbled something about never letting Sora into her house again followed by a string of curses. "Oh, don't go into Squall's room, it's a wreck in there!" Yuffie said before standing, and pushing Sora into her room.

"Have fun!" she exclaimed, slamming the door.

Sora looked around the room for any abnormalities. Nope. Just a bunch of clothes piled up everywhere. The five-year old got straight down to work, picking up things here, folding things there. It took around a few fifteen good minutes of his life to clean up the room.

'Just because Yuffie needed to catch up with Vincent,' Sora murmured to himself before wiping the sweat off his brow. Even though it still looked a little dirty, the boy proved it good.

"I wonder what Leon's room looks like," he said to himself, pushing the door open to walk down the thrust the door open with a grunt, and his eyes widened. Now Sora always thought Leon was a neat freak. He once told him, "When you're not looking, I'm gonna sabotage your room."

At that time, Leon forced a grin, and Cloud coughed in annoyance. Aerith cracked a petite smile, and Yuffie started laughing. Sora didn't take it seriously.

Sora burrowed deep into the mountains of clothes, and groaned when his head hit something hard. He opened an eye to come face to face with a small fridge. A tiny note came to match.

"Cloud, Aerith, Yuffie, Cid, Vincent, Tifa, and all you people, this is not for you. This means you Cloud," the note read, and Sora shrugged, His name wasn't on there so...

The boy tugged on the handle, and an assortment of bottle containing stuff he didn't even know was filled from the top to the bottom. "Woah," he smiled to himself. One bottle looked like it was filled with chocolate milk, and Sora frowned. Why didn't Leon let anyone drink chocolate milk?

Sora was surprised to find it already open, but he took a sip anyway. He immediately coughed and gagged out the liquid (which actually was beer if you mind). "What is this stuff?!" he yelled out to no one in particular.

He grimaced before tasting it again. But this time, it actually tasted better. (I hate beer) Sora eventually got one bottle down, and went on to the other assortments, before he was hiccuping, and clumsily walking around.

"Wha?"

The front door burst open, and many voices could be heard. "Hey, Sora! Vanitas is here to pick you up!" Yuffie called, and she frowned when she got no answer. "Uh, Sora?"

Sora crawled through the door, and slid down the steps of the staircase. "Ow." "Oh my god, Sora. Are you okay?" Aerith rushed over to the toddler, whose head was getting woozy.

"Yeah... I'm fine..." his voice slurred, and Vanitas frowned. "Sora?"

"Hic."

"Are you-"

"Hic."

"... why does he smell like a mixture of liquor, wine, and beer?"

Everyone froze, and the door opened again, Leon, Cloud, and Tifa entering the house. "Hey guys," Tifa greeted for her partners. Cloud glanced at Sora, and crossed his arms. "Why is Sora weirder than usual?"

Everyone turned to Vanitas, who opened his mouth to speak. "He's drunk! Where did he find alcohol?!" he demanded, bringing Yuffie close to his face. "It wasn't me, I swear! I told him to clean my room, and I told him not to go in Leon's!"

"Yuffie, he's curious. Don't single my room out," Leon scolded the ninja, who glanced at Sora to watch him stumble. Then silence erupted. "Leon, does this mean you have alcohol in your room?" Cloud asked, and Leon gulped. "Yeah, so what?"

"You're the leader of the restoration team! How could you-"

Sora suddenly shot up, like he'd had a dose of coffee with sugar and cake mixed together. That's enough for him. "This is boring!" he exclaimed, and he suddenly tore off his clothes (to Vanitas's dismay), and ran through the open door.

"Sora!" everyone screeched, dashing out the door to catch him. Whatever Sora drank, he'd clearly had too much of it. He outran everyone, and he took a sudden turn. The group lost him, and Vanitas glared at Leon.

"It's all your fault! My little brother is DRUNK!" he exclaimed. Before Leon could object, a man with silver hair walked up to the group. "Sephiroth, what is it?" Cloud asked, shying from th man.

Riku clutched Sephiroth's hand, and he seemed shocked.

"Do you have a boy with spiky brown hair, running around like crazy?" Sephiroth asked, and Vanitas nodded. "My little brother," he said, and Sephiroth facepalmed.

"Well, you know that cliff over there?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, he's taking a leak."