The next day I rushed down to the canteen the second I woke up. Ryan was not there, he was probably to embarrassed to come down after last nights escapades. I said fair well to Jacob, eat breakfast and meet my new partner, a girl called Abby. Our activity for today was to abseil down a 50 ft cliff face. As we were queuing up for our abseil. I noticed Abby was shaking. The shaking made her look pretty. If I wasn't gay I would have bummed the shit out of her, there and then. I put my arm around abby to comfort her. We stood atop the cliff. I dropped off the edge first. Abby shortly followed. We were halfway down the cliff face When I noticed Abby's rope had been sabotaged, shortly the rope would snap and she would plummet to her death. I grabbed her just as the rope broke. She grabbed onto me as tight as she could. I abseiled to the ground where I was greeted by the post-teen man who was meant to be responsible for our safety. "I hope you enjoyed you abseil please come again" he said. "what the fuck just happened?" I said back. "any complaints need to be posted to head office." said the man. It was useless he was like a robot programmed to say the same thing over and over again. We began to walk away when dan bardo's dead body fell from the top off the cliff and landed at our feet. "for fuck sake" I shouted.
After me and Abby had been questioned about dan's death by a black police officer i swore I'd seen somewhere before. We decided to go back to our tent. I was sat on my sleeping bag talking to Abby when she suddenly she burst into tears. She told me about the time she was on Jim will fix it. She asked jimmy if she could milk a cow while blindfolded. jimmy invited her back to his dressing room after the show to do this. When she entered the room he blindfolded her and gently placed 'the cows tite' infront of her face. She began squeezing the 'tite' until all the cows milk ejaculted out all over her hand. as she was leaving he grabbed her and bent her over his dressing table. She told how he and Gary glitter how taken it in turns to fuck her up the anal hole. I said that's terrible. I asked if she had told the police. She said "yes, now the BBC are conducting an independent investigation." I then decided to open up to her about my homosexuality and the fact somebody filmed me and Ryan doing the job. She said "oh, I like you matt and I though maybe we could go at it like rabbit's. Right now." I replied "why not." with that our mouths joined together and we began to suck each other's faces dry. I lifted up her top and undid her bra strap. Her tits dropped loose in front of me. I put one hand gently on her bosom and began to squeeze it lightly. Next off came my shirt followed by my jeans. I pulled down her treggins and then slowly slipped her panties down to her ankles. Her hand grabbed the silk of my boxers and whipped them off me. We were both now completely nude our bronze bodies connecting at the mouth. I felt a soft hand grab my penis. The hand slowly guided my large muscle into her flappy entry slot. "Your dick is larger than jimmy savile's" she said as I began to gently thrust my muscle inside her. I gently jerked backward and forward until at last I gently cummed. She screamed out in an orgasmic fit as my cock touched the side of her clitorose. We suddenly stopped the aggressive movement's and just lay there still connected at the what seemed like eternity I pulled out of her And began to lick away the sticky mess I made on her hairless little apricot, it tasted like fish fingers. She screamed finger me. So I did. My index finger rummaged around in her slowly at first. But then I moved it faster and faster until Abby was screaming a painful orgasmic noise at the top off her lungs. Im really surprised nobody herd. "Tell me what you going to do to me" she said. I'm going to fuck the fucking shit out of you, you fucking fuck face whore.I'm gonna make you wetter than the male contestants on young apprentice. I'm going to finger blast you until your fishy innards are shit out your ears. I'm going to batter your arse with my big gigantic dick until it's redder than mr gilespie's nose. I'm going to lick your Minnie flappy piss hole until it's sparkling clean. I'm going to fuck your mouth until you have to get your jaw wired shut. "yes do that, fuck my mouth" she screamed. So I placed my scrotum stick on her tounge. I thrusted as she sucked. This process made me have the most splendid orgasm all over her face. I took my balls out her mouth and we lay there, panting and panting. "I'm thirsty" I said. "why don't you have a sip of milk" Abby replied. She then plonked her tit on my face. And I began to suck a cool refreshing drink out of her.
Later down in the canteen I approached Jordan. "scarface, scarface, scarface, I really need to get you laid" I said. "I've had it lots of times" said Jordan. "rape and granny banging don't count." I replied. "did you hear about Jacob?" said Jordan. "no, what happened?" I asked. "well he pushed dan bardo off a cliff. Then he blew his brains out with his dad's sawdoff shotgun." "his dad has a sawdoff shotgun!" I exclaimed. "well he did use to be a rapist" Jordan said jokingly. We both laughed. I stopped laughing after about three seconds, but Jordan kept on laughing. Ten minutes later I grabbed my suitcase and got on the coach home. Leaving Jordan laughing in the now empty canteen.