Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Author's Note: Yo. Hey guys, sorry for not updating in a while, I've been playing Magic Online recently a lot more than usual. REVIEW REPLIES!

Duo Darkscythe: I AM NOT A FANBOY! You can tell by my name, that I am not a girl. What kind of girl would say, "Thou Shalt Kill"? I used to put non-yaoi in this story's summary, however, I removed it because this girl got mad at me, because she thought I was insulting her orientation. Bah whatever...I AM NO FANBOY!

Ryuusekei: sry, no Naru/Tayu. No Naru/Tema.

Tokyo no ecchi: Your not alone, my friend...everyone demands longer chapters...Usually I make up for it my updating everyday(as I did with Once a Hitokiri, always a hitokiri...Btw, that story's on hold right now), but...yeah..ill try...

START CHAPTER

Naruto, Gaara, and Kita woke up under a tree, near the old training grounds of what was formerly Team 7. It was hard, for Naruto to be here, it seemed, to Kita and Gaara. And through the week, they began to learn more and more about each other. Though Kita sort of felt left out. Whereas Naruto and Gaara felt loneliness their entire lives, Kita had felt loneliness for a short time, namely a few years. But still, they were, comrades.

Earlier that week, Tsunade gave Gaara an extremely large amount of verbal abusing, reprimanding and whacking when Gaara gave her the notion that harm was to befall some of her villagers. As Hokage, it was her duty to make sure that none of this happened. And so, there was no violence.

However, there was progress. Naruto and Gaara traded a few techniques, and during her very rare free time, Tsunade taught Kita some medical techniques. This was great for them. Though, to Tsunade and Kita's dismay, Gaara learned the Sexy technique(A/N:Sexy no jutsu. I will not use "no jutsu" in this fic. Sorry, I get frustrated when my spell checker continually marks it wrong, so I'll be using jutsu's exact meaning: technique). Gaara, was extremely skilled at it.

On the Fifth day.(two more days remaining), in the Hokage's office.

'I think, Naruto, that I should disclose information about you being here to at least someone.'

'Eh? Like who? Nearly all of my old friends attended my exiling.'

'Shikamaru for example. I'm sure he'd appreciate having you guys for allies.'

'Shikamaru?' said Gaara and Kita

'He's that guy who was crushing on your sister, Temari. He was also with me, when I first told you that I had a monster inside me.'

'Oh, the cloud guy. What good would that do if he was here?'

'You know that he is a genius, right?'

'Well...' said Kita

'I'm sure he wouldn't oppose you or anything. He was against your exile, after all.'

'Really?'

'Yea.'

And so, Tsunade called for Shikamaru to go to her office. Shikamaru was nowhere to be found. Then, after some information for Naruto, they found Shikamaru's favorite hiding spot. Later on, Shikamaru would berate Naruto for that.

'Yo.'

Thus, Shikamaru was told of Naruto, Gaara, and Kita( he was met by indifference from Gaara, as he was a protective little brother)

'Alrighty. Just so you should know, these are the names of the people who still value Naruto as a friend: Neji, Gai, Lee, Kakashi and Kurenai, though they ran away together-

'WHOA! Kakashi-sensei, and Kurenai-sensei? Together? And they eloped...WHOA'

'Let me finish: Ino-

'Wait, Ino told me to get the fuck out too.'

'That's because her dad used the Shintenshin on her to make it look like her, just so he wouldn't be ashamed.'

'Really? Whoa.'

'Now let me continue. I think Sakura finally is starting to realize how much you meant to her(at this, Naruto stiffens, and gets out of "WHOA" mode), and also of course, the Konohamaru corps.'

'I always knew I could count on those three.'

'Well, yeah. Whatever. Hokage-sama, can I file for a vacation?'

Later...

Naruto, Gaara, and Kita used the Henge once again, this time however, as Sora, Donald, and Goofy(SYKE!), no not really. They just went there, as themselves. The Ichiraku-san was more than glad to have his favorite customer, as well as potential new customers. If Naruto's love of ramen came from the Kyuubi, then why could not the same be said of his companions? However this was not to be the case. Kita did, however inform him of several Stone dishes that he could use to sell in his shop, all of which could be made using regular ramen noodles. Soon after Naruto, Kita, and Gaara left, Ichiraku became a millionaire.

THE DAY INO'S DAD COMES HOME TO KONOHAGAKURE NO SATO

'Finally, back from a hard week's mission' said Yamanaka Inoichi.

As he went to the Hokage to extract his payment, he thought he was looked oddly at by the Hokage. Mistaking this for flirtation, and making a move, his wife was promptly told, and he got smacked by both Hokage, and his wife. His day was not going well. It was made only worse, when he saw the Kyuubi brat inside his bedroom.

'You? Aren't you supposed to be dead?'

'No, I'm supposed to be lying in the Underworld plotting revenge.'

'Really?'

'Sorry, but no.'

Kita then explained who she was, and Naruto, Gaara, and her purpose for being there. Inoichi instantly paled. And then, his wife and daughter came into the room.

'Naruto?'

'Kyuubi-brat?

'Yo.'

Kita then again, relayed the information. Ino silently agreed in her mind. It wouldn't tax her as much, as it would her parents, because she was willing. Her parents however, would suffer torments worse than a Thousand Years of Pain: High Heel Style. And so the process began.

Author's Note: My writing skills are seriously detiorating. I'm considering switching the story format to a movie script format, to make up for bad writing. So, everybody, give your opinion on that. Well, see you guys later.

Dakarakozou...Sayonara nanda...Thou Shalt Kill(or TSK for short)