Buffy The Vampire Slayer Spoof Script

by GinaLeBeau

This is rated Teen just for safety because i don't know how this script will progress. **I do not own Buffy The Vampire Slayer, nor the Characters used in this Script.** By the way, every couple of days or so i may post something new to this. So, watch... TADA! Surprise Update! I'm gonna post ALL I've typed on the computer so far! Have Fun reading!

3. Chapter 3

Scene Two: The Principles Office

Principle- Please sit down Athera Summers, Miss. Summers.

(They sit)

Principle- I am Principle Faue.

Athera-Foe?

Principle- No, Faue. Its different. Now Athera, this school is like a tightly worked ship, we do not allow slackers or fight makers. Do you understand? (Looks stern)

Athera- Mr. Foe, that was a one time deal..

(Gets cut off)

Principle- Its Faue, and you sent a Computer teacher to the ER because you... (Looks at paper) drove an antique sword through his chest.

Athera- But...

(Gets cut off again)

Principle- No matter what you thought you were doing, just remember that I WILL NOT take ANY rebellious acts soft, and they will have consequences. Hard Consequences.

Athera- Fine. Yes sir.

Principle- Okay here's your schedule. (Hands it over) Oh, and welcome to Sunnydale High. You are going to have to go to the library to get the necessary books you will need.

Athera- Where's the library?

Principle- That's your problem.

Athera-But...

(Gets cut off)

Principle- Goodbye

(Bell rings)

(Athera stands up and leaves)

Jenny- Goodbye