Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto(presented by Dattebayo. Produced my Masashi Kishimoto(sp?)). I do however own this piece of fanfiction which you are currently reading.

Author's Note: So yeah. I'm back. My internet finally got fixed. And, a lot of stuff happened. I've got somemore stuff after this, so yeah. Hold tight. The reasons i have not been updating are: Internet connection messed up, might be falling for this girl, and other stuff. But it's summer! Yes!

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Under the gaze of rough-hewn stone walls, the Hidden Grass village slept. It's people's were sheltered from the cruel, outside world, separated by the gigantic stone monoliths that were created a really long time ago.

Naruto, Kita, and Gaara were nearing the top of the wall. A noise popped up from nowhere. It resembled a stone grazing against another rock. They quickly concealed themselves, using the Art of Concealment, saw two large doors, about the 20 feet in height, open up to reveal four ninjas walk out from it. It was three genins and one jonin. Teacher and students. The threesome however didn't have to worry about anything. They were so far up the wall, which was really big, and their cloaks matched the walls, that the jonin didn't notice them at all.

'Shitake mushrooms! Their was a door all along! We had to climb all these stairs for nothing!' Naruto whined

'Relax, Naruto, it's not like we could have used those doors anyway.' said Gaara, and Kita at the same time. (A/N: Coincidence? I think not...)

The walk went on for about half an hour, until they finally reached the top. What they saw astounded them...

It looked like a regular ninja village, except for the fact that there was plant growth. Everywhere. It seeped through buildings, the floor, even on the trees. There was also no factories that could be spewing forth black smoke from manufacturing stuff. It seemed as if the Hidden Grass was in touch with nature.

Awed by the sight, the threesome decided that they shouldn't even try to sneak in. They'd go by the gate. And so, the went back down again, which took a few hours. Whether fumes from the plants clouded their minds, or they were just struck by bolt of common sense, they arrived at the gate.

A guard was on duty, and took them to see the Kage of the village. The walls of the office were a drab gray, compared to the greenery of the village. It looked like plain cinderblock to our three soon-to-be antiheroes, but then they realized it was cinderblock. The Kage's desk was made out of cinderblock also, with the holes acting as open drawers.

'Who are you?'

'Some travelers.' said Gaara

'State your business.' said the Kage

'She is my wife. We eloped from Iwa.' said Naruto, as he pointed to Kita

Gaara and Kita's eyes bulged out in surpise. Kita was just startled. Gaara could feel blood rushing to his face.

'Why do I experience this?' thought Gaara as he tasted anger...and jealousy...

'And him?' said the Kage as he pointed towards Gaara

'He's my best friend. He had to leave because he flashed a beach.'

'Flashed? I am unfamiliar with the term.'

'He wore nothing but a jacket...'

'Oh. That. Don't try any of that here.' said the Kage to Gaara

Before Gaara and Kita could say anything, they were kicked out of the Kage's office. A ninja came up to them and informed them of basic knowledge of the village. As soon as he finished explaining the ethics of non-nudists to Gaara, he left.

'What the fuck Naruto!' yelled Gaara

'I'm sorry I said you were a flasher, but it came all of a sudden, and it had to come out natural and-'

'Why did you say Kita was your wife?' yelled Gaara with passion that could only come from one source. The flames of YOUTH.

'Eh? I thought you were upset over that other thing...Wait a minute, why are you mad that I said she was my wife? Is Gaara of the Sand jealous?' hinted Naruto

Kita just stood there, absorbing the information as best she could. Then she added two and two together. She got red in the face.

'Guys, calm down...' said Kita

'Bah. Whatever.' said Gaara

'Look, I'm sorry. It's obvious you guys have issues you must solve, so I'll look for the nearest ramen stand and leave you guys to your business.' said Naruto

And with that, he took off before the two could say a word.

'So...'

'Umm...'

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Author's Note: I noticed I don't have any action whatsoever so far. So, I'll be doing a timeskip after Araiki. Since they're about 15 here, i'll be doing a 5 year timeskip. But at least 4 chapters for finding Araiki. I feel the need for action. For slaughter!And for romance. Review your thoughts on that.