AN- "Firefly, what's been distracting you?" you ask. Sim dates and Earthbound, my friends. Sim dates and Earthbound. (By the way I really need someone to ship Jeff and Poo with me. Yes, I'm quite evil.)

Blue is angry. Blue is so angry. …Well, Blue is angry a lot, but today he's especially angry. Today he's simply seething with rage.

…Why? Why? Well, guess who got detention? Again.

Blue wants to slam his head against the desk, he's so angry. But no—if he does that, either a) he'll get more detention, b) he'll get shipped off to the loony bin, or c) he'll be taken away to anger management classes (which—for the record—Blue does not need). So he just sits there, shuts his mouth, and stares at the wall.

Oh, yeah—did he mention that he's in detention right now? Because he is, and it sucks. He could be with his friends right now, eating lunch, but he's not. He's stuck staring at a blinding white wall instead.

"Blinding," and "white." Those two words really fit Blue's mood right now—as in "blinding, white-hot rage." He really wishes he could be with Green and Vio and Shadow and Red right now, but the world decided to throw him a curveball. Just his luck.

It was hardly even his fault! He didn't mean to run into Ruto… the first time. But she clearly threw that basketball in his face on purpose. So what if he had shoved her only two minutes afterwards? She started it! That stupid blue-haired, bratty, spoiled-brat captain of the swim team…! (1)

And no, Blue doesn't need to learn how to control his temper. He's perfectly in control of his emotions, thank you very much. He doesn't need a stupid therapist to tell him to close his eyes and count to ten. He's already tried that. It doesn't work.

And even if he did need help, he wouldn't ask for it. Blue is too good for them. They'd probably screw him up; turn him into some goody-two-shoes. Blue doesn't want that. He's awesome the way he is.

Not that goody-two-shoes are bad. Red could easily be classified as a goody-two-shoes (Green is also a contender, mind you), but Blue loves him nonetheless. Red calms him, and he hardly ever finds himself getting angry around the boy. In a way, Blue figures that Red is his therapist, in a strange sense.

Red is all of the anger management he needs, and it had damn right better stay that way.

AN- Ahem. So... if anyone's up for that Jeff/Poo thing... Man, I'd love you FOREVER.

(1)- This might need some explanation. All of the characters in this AU… are… well, not human, 'cause I'd like to keep the pointy ears… Hylian, then. So Ruto is a blue-haired Hylian who's an extremely good swimmer. Captain of the swim team, in fact.