I realized that if I didn't spell-check and reread what I type on the internet- I would have the English of a four year old. Which is sad because I don't usually double check comments and reviews and that stuff...

Sorry, I don't update a lot guys. I'm going to be truthful here and say that I'm extremely lazy- I don't write until I absolutely feel like it. So I apologize if the whole story already completely evaded you...

I do not own Fairy Tail. Now excuse me as I cry over the fact that I wouldn't be able to enjoy animated Sting and Rogue before my birthday waah...

A plus of having an animalified-lacryma placed in you- and the only plus mind you, is that I have the instincts of whatever that certain animal was.

Mine just happened to be a bunny.

Which means, I was really jumpy.

All traumas aside, being part bunny is not fun at all. Trust me.

So what happened when I heard that husky growl-like voice shout my name?

Well naturally, I jumped and sidestepped- which probably wasn't the best move because before I knew it, I was sent backwards onto my bum with a dark skunk monster thing towering over me.

Ok, maybe that last part was a little too much... but nonetheless, I was in a part of town that I usually didn't go to without Sting (ohh Sting) and in an outfit that was extremely embarrassing. It wasn't my fault that I screamed when I looked up to see a freaking cat thing glaring down at me.

And it totally wasn't my fault that the first thing that ran through my head when I looked up was

'Oh my god, I'm going to be eaten'

Because judging by the way the cat monster thing licked its lips, either on purpose or unconsciously when it looked at me, I could tell that it's thought were probably on what was for dinner that night. And Bunny Girl probably looked delicious to cat people.

I could already feel the fuzzy fur of my ears brush past my bare shoulders as I continued to have that awkward staring contest with the cat-thing, the husky growl-like voice getting louder and louder in the background. I couldn't feel my feet anymore and something told me that I was going to be shot down if I stood up anyway.

In the corner of my eye, I saw a random person get thrown out through the window of Bar Sun.

I swallowed nervously as I began mentally writing down my will. Oh gosh, I bet Rogue would love that apron and my quality oven right about now...

"Lily, why did you run off for, you crazy-" maybe it was a coincidence but we both looked to see one of the Fairy Tail contestants make his way towards us with a scowl set on his face.

Gajeel Redfox. Rogue's old teenage crush- opps, I meant... role model.

"Just trying to give you and Levy space," said the mancat before he did the scariest thing ever. He popped.

I'm not even joking- he literally popped.

He popped into a pink freaking cloud.

Guys, he popped!

And when the clouds cleared, a small black Exceed appeared in his place and Gajeel didn't even seemed fazed in the least. If anything, he was more flustered than anything as he tried to shoo the small Exceed off.

These fairies really are crazy...

"So what do we have here?" I wonder how much time had passed for me to get over the fact that the man cat morphed into an exceed and was now flying leisurely in front of my face like it wasn't thinking about eating me five minutes ago, "a Sabertooth mage, I see?"

"Gehe~" I almost twitched as I watched the Iron Dragon Slayer spin- or maybe twirl around like a freaking ballerina and somehow change into a white tux and fedora. Yeah, I don't know either.

I wish someone could have explained what was happening around me as I was grabbed by the arm and dragged into Bar Sun.

Because I didn't know what the hell was going on.

One second, I was doing summersaults down a never ending flight of stairs and the next I'm beside a Fairy Tail mage in a bunny suit.

"WE HAVE ANOTHER BUNNY GIRL- shooby doo bop!"

I have never been more conflicted with myself in my life.

Here I was, in Bar Sun, on some makeshift stage, which was actually five tables pushed together; dancing beside Lucy Heartfilia who somehow changed in the last five seconds into an outfit matching my own as Rogue'soldmancrush's at in some chair and sang like the little angel he was.

I wonder how loud I would have to scream for Sting to hear me...

"!" I stared indifferently at Sting's item of interest as she squawked and shouted at her red headed guild mate from across the room.

Her voice was starting to bug me already, I don't get how Sting would like such a person... she seemed like such a push over.

If only it wasn't for the journal, I-

The journal.

I...

"What are you doing, Bunny Girl? Dance!"

"I am dancing!" retorted the blonde beside me, and I shrank back. Almost falling off from the edge of the table as the gears in my head began moving.

The journal...

Thinking back on it, I actually couldn't remember whether or not it was actually Sting's diary or just some plain chewed up tome.

For all I knew, I might've just read Sting's crazy erotica that day in the library...

But then that would mean that Sting trusted me enough to actually let me keep his erotica for him and... Oh god...

I took a step back as a billion new images surged through my head, bad Lily! Bad! I was too embarrassed to even realize that I fell off the makeshift stage until someone ran up to me.

Too bad I dashed out the bar before I even let their concerned voices cross me; my face was turning into a red hot kettle. It was probably hot enough to cook an egg- I was just that embarrassed.

Who would think of Sting Eucliffe like that anyways?

Sting was prideful, arrogant and anything but a pervert. He was suave and he was a bit of a player but he wouldn't read or write erotica.

Why did I...

"Ahh, wait up!"

I stopped dead in my tracks as I turned around to stare at the growing figure following fast behind me. Why did she follow me? She had nothing to gain... nothing at all.

We didn't even talk to each other; if anything, this was probably something uncharacteristic for her to be chasing after a girl from the guild that ruined their reputation.

When Lucy finally caught up, I let my eyes drift to her feet and began wondering halfheartedly how she could have managed to run for such a long time in those heels and not get blisters... Then she pointed to my own ankles and feet, "you're... bruising."

True enough, the stairs and the many times I've fallen had taken quite a toll on my feet; turning my legs green and reopening old cuts. I didn't even notice.

"You... should rest," she panted tiredly, sweat dripping down her brow as she tried to catch her breath. It made her look pitiful, and it was a sight that made me frown deeply.

"Place a hand on your chest and breathe out your mouth," I muttered as I leaned against one of Crocas' many stone flower pot statues.

She did just that, heaving huge gasps of air before she was able to breathe normally again. It was awkward; even now I didn't know how to properly communicate with people outside of the guild. When I woke up this morning I didn't even count on having to make a conversation with two fairies. I didn't expect to get chased down by my old team mate either...

"You didn't chase after me just to tell me about my legs," I wasn't even sure how I was supposed to word it- it wasn't a question yet my voice still went a note higher towards the end, dragging the last word as if it was to ask a question. I didn't like Lucy, but it probably wouldn't have made a difference even if I did show it.

The Stellar Mage nodded almost immediately, brushing her bangs aside with her stamped hand, "why did you run out?"

I only stared at her in disbelief, was she trying to test me? I hardly knew her, I wasn't even supposed to be there... in the midst of partying fairies, obviously any ordinary person would've run out. She was asking it as if she was my friend. Or maybe I was the stupid one...

"Ok, you caught me," the blond girl laughed gently as she lifted a hand to point at my Sabertooth tattoo, "you... were with those guys, right?"

"Sting and Rogue," I corrected out of impulse, a vein popped as I looked up at her in annoyance. No way was she going to be interested in Sting now, "what's it to you?"

"How long have you known them for?"

How long? Who stops to count the years when you've only have so many? Oh honey, if only you knew how much of an old lady you were making me feel like at the moment...

"I think about four years, why?" I crossed my arms around my chest and shifted uncomfortably. I almost forgot we were wearing matching body suits, I would be lying if I said that it wasn't even the slightest bit awkward trying to talk to someone who didn't mind being half naked and was practically flaunting her stuff without noticing it.

Gosh, I think I've been hanging out with Sting too much lately... he's pervertedness is starting to rub off on me- gaahh

"I sort of need advice on getting a certain dragon slayer's attention!" Her face was cherry red now and her eyes stared back at me as if she was expected something extraordinary.

Then her words- or maybe her mesh of words started to sink in and I, myself got flustered before a surge of anger set in.

I knew it! She WAS after Sting!

"I- you... you want to ask me for advice?" I said in disbelief, staring at the younger girl as if she was crazy or something, I had no intention to actually help, "couldn't you like... I don't know, ask you own guild mates and not a random stranger?"

Because no sane person would help their rival in love. None at all. Rawr.

"It's Natsu! They'll be sure to tease me," she protested almost pathetically.

"Well I'm not going to-" I stopped and almost let myself squeal in a joyful bliss, "Natsu?"

She must've mistaken it for another disgusted comment because she turned redder (if that was even possible) and covered her face, "I know right?"

"B-but I thought you two... that..." that you were going to ditch your own dragon for Sting. But something told me that saying that would destroy whatever mutual understanding we just made in the past two minutes, so instead I let myself sigh tiredly, "why me though?"

"Oh well, aren't you dating Sting Eucliffe?"

Sorry for OOCness. I was supposed to upload this yesterday but I wanted to change up the ending a bit so voila. hahaha, oh and just saying... I'm going to branch off from the manga so that it'll be easier for me to write this without constantly checking the manga.

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