Pairing: Beca/Chloe

Title: You, Me, and Fat Amy

Word Count: 1,520

A/N: Greetings, my little aca-darlings. I had so much fun writing this one. Hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. Much love, dearies. Special thanks to Guerilla Warfare for this amazing prompt! Hope I did it justice for you, lovebug.

Guerilla Warfare: Thank you for all of your reviews and thank you so much for the amazing prompt. I have to say, this was one of my favorite ones to write.

writting is love: Glad you liked it. =)

helric15: Awww. Thank you. It's always so nice to hear that my writing is enjoyed.

Original Prompt: Okay, so, Beca and Chloe are at the beginning of their relationship, and have gone on a few dates, but haven't kissed yet because Beca's "not ready" (excuses!). So, they're standing outside Beca's apartment, and they're both totally feeling the mood, but Chloe holds back because she's respectful (and amazing), but Beca, in a dramatic display, is all, "I'm ready," and pulls her in for a big kiss, only to be interrupted by Beca's roommate, Fat Amy (duh), not half a second into , it's basically them never being able to go beyond about a second's worth of kissing because Fat Amy's always interrupting in amusing ways (as she is wont to do). Now, it's not my call if, say... someone gets told off and our favorite couple just ignores her (to which she comments lewdly at) and continues at the end, but, hey, if you wanna do that, go ahead.

Everybody has that one friend. You all know the type. The friend with unfortunate timing and no sense of personal boundaries. The one that always seems to pop up at the worst times and can't seem to control what comes out of their mouth. For Beca, that friend was Fat Amy.

Now, it wasn't that Beca didn't like Fat Amy… In fact, it was quite the opposite; she adored the unusual Aussie. They shared an apartment together off campus and had developed a brilliant friendship. Beca would do absolutely anything for Fat Amy, and the same was true for the other woman. But, even friendship had its limits, as Beca would soon find out…

Beca walked hand in hand with Chloe down the quiet street towards her apartment. The DJ smiled as she looked over at the redhead. The brunette's eyes shone with unmasked adoration for the other woman. The two had only been on a few dates, but that had been enough for Beca to know that she was absolutely crazy about the wonderful and amazing woman that had swooped into her life so unexpectedly.

"I had such an amazing time with you tonight, Beca." Chloe gushed. Her crystal blue eyes glimmered under the moonlight as she smiled sweetly over at the DJ.

Beca smiled shyly and ducked her head down, hiding behind a curtain of her dark hair. She was new to all of this relationship stuff. She had never really dated before. It wasn't like people hadn't tried to get her to go out with them; she had just never found anyone who had held her interest for long enough to ever consider dating them.

"I'm glad. I had a really great time, too." she said, her voice barely reaching above a whisper.

They walked the rest of the way in comfortable silence, simply enjoying their time together. They slowed as they approached Beca's apartment, stopping right outside the door.

"So, did you want to come in?" Beca asked nervously.

"I wish I could, but I have to study for finals tonight." Chloe said with a frown, clearly disappointed to see the evening come to an end.

"Oh, ok." Beca said, clearing her throat uncomfortably. They had yet to share their first kiss. Chloe had actually attempted to initiate a kiss after their second date, but the DJ had shied away, mumbling something about not being ready. Though Beca had desperately wanted to, her nervousness had gotten the best of her. Chloe, being the understanding and sweet person she was, respected the fact that the DJ wasn't ready to take that step quite yet. She had said she would wait however long it took for Beca to be ready.

The two of them stood there awkwardly, both waiting for the other to make the first move. When the awkward tension became too much to bear, Chloe simply smiled and nodded her head slightly.

"I'll text you later, okay?" she said, giving Beca a warm hug and turning away to leave.

As Beca watched the redhead's retreating form, she realized how stupid she was being. Putting her doubts and fears aside, she took a deep breath and took a step forward.

"Chloe wait!" the brunette cried out. "Don't go yet… I'm ready." she said, taking a few more steps forward.

Chloe walked back towards her, grinning. "Are you sure?" the redhead asked, gazing into her eyes. "I don't want you to feel pressured into doing something you're not read-"

She was cut off as Beca surged forward, capturing her lips in a passionate kiss. Beca's mind exploded with feelings as she felt the warmth and softness of Chloe's lips against hers. Just as she was about to deepen the kiss, a commotion could be heard from behind her as Fat Amy burst through the door.

"You came to the wrong neighborhood, assho-" Fat Amy stopped as she caught sight of two familiar faces. She was slightly out of breath as she spoke. "Wait, it's just you guys? You mean I did actual vertical running on stairs for nothing?"

Beca glared over at her roommate. "What the hell, Fat Amy?"

The Aussie's eyes grew wide as the realization of what she had just interrupted hit her. She attempted an innocent grin. "Funny story… I maaay have, maybe, thought you were burglars…"

Beca gave her roommate and incredulous stare, shaking her head. "Burglars…" she said slowly. "Why would burglars come through the front door?"

"I don't know how you Yanks do things around here." Fat Amy said, not missing a beat. "So are you flat butts coming in, or are you going to stand outside all night?"

Beca shot Fat Amy a pointed stare. "I'll be in a minute, Fat Amy."

Fat Amy finally took the hint. "Alright, I get it. I'll leave you ladies to it then." she said with a suggestive wink. Beca rolled her eyes as her roommate disappeared back inside the apartment.

With the mood effectively killed, Beca turned back around to Chloe with a frustrated sigh. "Well that didn't go like I planned it." she said bitterly.

Chloe giggled. "It's okay, Beca." she said in a reassuring tone. "We'll have plenty more chances." She scrunched her nose up adorably, leaning forward to place a peck on the tip of Beca's nose. "I'll talk to you later, okay?"

"Okay." Beca said broodingly, still disappointed about the ruined kiss. She watched as Chloe walked down the street, finally going into the apartment and releasing a frustrated sigh.

A few days later found Beca and Chloe cuddled up on the couch watching a movie together. As the last scenes of the movie played across the screen, Beca found herself presented with the perfect opportunity to redeem herself after the disaster of a first kiss that had happened a few days prior. The movie ended and the redhead stretched her body out releasing a cute little yawn. Beca smiled, reaching forward to tuck a strand of auburn hair behind Chloe's ear. "What do you say we give our first kiss a second try?" she said with a smirk. Chloe responded by leaning forward slowly with a smile. The DJ leaned forward, preparing to meet with soft lips, when the unthinkable happened.

"So, what are we watching?" Fat Amy's voice cut through the silence as she plopped down on the couch.

"You've got to be fucking kidding me…" Beca muttered under her breath, letting her head fall forward onto Chloe's shoulder.

"Jesus, you two know there's a bedroom right over there for that, right?" the blonde said, taking in their close proximity to one another.

Beca simply glared over at her roommate, wondering if the jail time for murder would be worth it.

Beca's death glares were obviously overlooked by the blonde, because she continued on without a care in the world. "I'm in the mood for pizza. You guys feel like pizza?" she asked, clueless.

"I'm good, thanks." the DJ responded in an acid tone. "Don't you have something you have to do, you know, anywhere but here?" Beca asked, trying to send a hint to the Aussie.

Fat Amy paused a minute to consider the question. "Mmmm… Nope." she said with a clueless smile.

Beca ran her hand over her face in frustration, pinching the bridge of her nose in an attempt to keep her cool.

"I'm just gonna… head home." Chloe said awkwardly.

Beca sighed again. "I'll walk you to the door."

The rest of the week was filled with almost kisses followed by the inevitable interruption by Fat Amy. By the time the weekend had arrived, Beca was ready to explode.

Beca sat in the passenger seat of Chloe's car. They had just gotten back to the apartment from an evening out to dinner, and were sitting in the parking lot of the apartment complex.

"Thank you for dinner." Chloe said with a smile.

"It was my pleasure." Beca said with a confident grin. She was growing more comfortable being around Chloe. Seeing a Fat Amy-free opportunity, Beca leaned forward, intent on finally getting her kiss with Chloe. The kiss started off slowly, growing more heated as Beca leaned further into the kiss, bringing her hand up to cup Chloe's jaw. She could faintly make out a tapping on the window. She didn't even need to look to know who it was. She felt Chloe start to pull away from the kiss. She gently put her hand on the back of the redhead's neck, pulling her back in.

"Ignore her. She'll. Go. Away." the DJ said in between kisses. She felt Chloe giggle into the kiss.

The tapping continued. "Guys! Hey guys!"

Beca pulled away from the kiss momentarily, turning towards the blonde. "Go away. We're busy." she deadpanned, turning back around and resuming the kiss.

Fat Amy threw her hands up defensively. "Alright. I can see when I'm not wanted around." she said as she started walking towards the apartment. The Aussie could be heard shouting as she walked away. "If you're going to do it in the car, at least pull around back. We have neighbors, you know."