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...a Milkman...
Xanxus was very troubled. From the previous furniture salesman...and to now, a freaking MILKMAN. Why this shitty job of all jobs available? Not just that, the Ninth had confiscated both of his guns due to what happened the day before.
"Now Xanxus, if you want to make a profit and earn some money...I will have to confiscate your X-guns. No one is going to approach you and buy anything if you keep shooting"
"Old man..." muttered Xanxus irritably, picking at his milkman "uniform", which consisted of a shirt that was nicely decorated by a mooing cow at the back and the logo which read: "WE LOVE MILK! MOO MOO!". Along with the shirt, he wore a cap with a picture of a milk bottle. No wonder Xanxus was angry...
Xanxus had a box of milk needed to be delivered to a certain neighbourhood. What made him even angrier was that he had to travel by foot. Not car, but foot! How dare that old man do this me...when I see him next...when I see him next... Xanxus placed a bottle of milk near the mailbox of a house half-heartedly with more force than needed and then continued on to the next.
"This is so embarrassing...just what the shit is a Varia boss doing giving out MILK BOTTLES?" roared Xanxus, crushing a bottle of milk in his hands, "Give me a freaking break!" As soon as he crushed the bottle, a little girl stepped in front of him. She was wearing a floral dress and her blonde hair was tied in two pigtails.
"Mister, what are you doing to Moo-moo?"
"Get out of my way" glowered Xanxus, walking around her. However, the girl stepped in front of him once again, tears forming.
"Waaahh! I want milk! I want milk! You destroyed Moo-moo! MILK!" cried the girl loudly, attracting attention. Soon, people woke up and peered through open doors to see the commotion.
Why is this happening to me...trashes...what the hell does this girl want? FREAKING HELL...stop crying, you little shit! He considered the options he could take to get rid of the girl and chose to ignore her and keep walking. Xanxus was not going to stop for a little girl. A crying little girl. He walked around her and continued to place a milk bottle near the mailbox of each household reluctantly. Basically, he was smashing the bottles as he placed them down, but not with enough force to break them. It was the only satisfaction Xanxus could gain from his job. If you can't break them...half-smash them.
However, with each milk bottle he placed the more force he used. Soon enough, milk bottles were broken and smashed as soon as he placed them down. Of course he didn't care.
"Tch...pathetic bottles that break so easily...I swear the ones I throw at Squalo are way more harder than this trash!" muttered Xanxus, glaring at the few remaining unbroken milk bottles. Suddenly, the cries of the same little girl could be heard behind him.
"MISTER! YOU'RE BREAKING EVERYTHING! ALL THE MILK! MOO MOO! MOO MOO!"
"I don't care, little girl" said Xanxus, walking away. Once again, everyone was coming out to see the commotion.
"Oh dear, what a poor little girl"
"Did he make her cry?"
"He must have...he's so mean!"
"Hey, he's the milkman!"
With all the whispering and the cries of the little girl, Xanxus was losing his temper...fast. He wanted so badly to just throw all the milk at their heads. Hah, let's see if your head are as hard as Squalo's, scum. No...he couldn't do it. Then the ninth would confiscate his guns forever. Tch...trash-holes...
"MISTER! THE MOO MOO MILK! MO-"
"Here's your shitty milk, little girl" hissed Xanxus and handed her the whole box of remaining milk bottles. And with that, he quickly walked away. His job was done and he couldn't handle another cry of the girl.
Xanxus only delivered 5 milk bottles. 15 were smashed. 2 were crushed. 8 were given to the little girl. 5 out of 30 milk bottles...you guessed it. He is definitely going to be...
NAME: Xanxus
OCCUPATION: Milkman
STATUS: FIRED.
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