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Toxic Hibari : Psycho therapist and psychologist...? Same yes..? Close enough perhaps?

...a Psychologist...

"Summer's Health Clinic". A clinic for the mentally ill and or psychologically affected. In that clinic sat a man in a smart white professor lab coat with fake glasses, much to his dislike. The glasses of course, made him look wise and professional, which were the qualities a psychologist should have. Should have. Why was Xanxus forced to wear glasses? The answer was simple: because he didn't have qualities of wise and professional. Well, he was a mafia boss after all...not some psychologist like he was now.

"Fixing people's minds...ha...what a joke" muttered Xanxus, checking his appointment list. The next patient was due to arrive in around 5 minutes. Time to kill time... Xanxus walked over to the small portable fridge and took out a bottle of Tequila, then over to the cupboard to take out an expensive glass cup. He strode over to the psychologist's armchair, sat down and poured himself some tequila. Suddenly, the buzzer sounded. Xanxus's patient was here. Damn...stuff them...

"E-excuse...m-me..." spoke a timid voice of a little boy opening the door, "A-are you...P-professor...X-xanxus?"

Xanxus eyed the kid, then beckoned him to sit down in front of him. The boy had a horrible sense of fashion, wearing old and overly-big clothing. The expression on his face said it all. The boy wore a sad and lonely expression. Xanxus sighed and looked at the boy's profile:

Name: Bent Martilli

Age: 8 years old

"S-sir..."

"What?" replied Xanxus gruffly, glaring at the little boy who shrank back in fear. Why...the hell am I stuck here trying to fix people's minds? I don't have time for this, dammit!

"I-I...I lost...my teddy-bear!" cried Bent, tears forming, "W-what do I do?"

"..." Seriously...? This guy came to me because he lost his pathetic teddy-bear?

"Just go and get another one," said Xanxus dryly, growing tired of the boy's cries. Bent stared at him with horror and shook his head, then started to cry again.

"I-it...it was special!"

"So? Who cares? You must think everything's special...look trash, get over it," glowered Xanxus, not giving a shit for the poor boy who was sitting there, eyes wide with shock from the reply. Xanxus poured some more Tequila into his glass cup and waited for Bent's answer. No reply. The boy just sat there deep in concentration. Suddenly an idea formed in Xanxus's head. He had witnessed psychologists do this countless of times...Might as well give it a go to this scum...

"Close your damn eyes, kid" hissed Xanxus, glaring at him, "And in that twisted mind of yours...imagine what I tell you to" He heard a soft reply from the boy and continued on. Now...to think of a scenario...

"You're walking through a shitty forest with your 'special' teddy bear" spoke Xanxus, sitting back in his grand armchair, "There are zombies and gigantic spiders...and...a...a... shitty shark..." He smirked, trying to imagine Squalo dressed up as a zombie and a spider. There wasn't anything else I could think of...He waited for a reaction from Bent and got a soft whimper. Heh.

"Then, you come across a...across...," Xanxus rubbed his temples and tried to think of an idea, "...a brain-eating, teddy-bear ripping...teddy bear." He smiled triumphantly and saw that the boy's face was scrunched up, ready to cry. "The brain-eating, teddy-bear ripping teddy bear is so scary...so damn scary that you nearly faint from shock"

"He asks you: What do you value more, trash? Your half-assed life or your pathetic teddy-bear?"

Bent had tears streaming down his face, but when he heard Xanxus's last statement, he gave a small, secretive smile. However, he wasn't totally convinced. Xanxus saw that, and racked his brains. Tch...stupid...get convinced already...

"Look, if you throw away your half-assed life to some brain-eating, teddy-bear ripping teddy bear...then your...your...mother...is going to...miss you, brat. And I'm not responsible for that." hissed Xanxus, reaching for his Tequila glass and thinking about what he just said. Tch...cannot believe I said that...scum. Right after he said that, Bent opened his eyes and started bawling. Literally.

"MUUMMYYY! WWWAAAHH! MY MUMMYYY!" cried Bent loudly, forgetting about his teddy bear problem, "I WANT MY MUMMY TO GET ME ANOTHER TEDDY-BEAR! WAAAHH!"

Bent's mother, hearing high-pitched cries from her son, did what a mother would do. She stormed in, stared incredulously at Xanxus, picked up his son and started soothing him, stared at Xanxus some more and walked out saying something along the lines of 'Did I go to the right psychologist..?'. Xanxus knew that he was going to lose this shitty job, since the mother must have thought he was some psycho that needed a psychologist himself. A look of disbelief from the mother and his job was down the drain. Not that he cared...Who gives a shit?

He yawned and drank some more Tequila, a smile playing on his lips. At that split moment when the little boy walked out, he saw a weak smile and heard a soft whisper:

"Thank you, Sir"

NAME: Xanxus

OCCUPATION: Psychologist

STATUS: FIRED.

I AM TERRIBLY SORRY! I FORGOT HIS STATUS...*FACE PALM ON THE TABLE* SO SORRY...REALLY...This is re-uploaded by the way! So Sorry...Apologies...I will do a GOOD CHAPTER TO MAKE UP FOR IT! Thank you, saruko and Mockingjay Rose for telling me! By the way, Xanxus was FIRED because of the mother...her looks of disapproval. Then she probably reported his outrageous behaviour to the reception and they fired him right away.

Not as long as the previous chapter...ahaha~

The other chapter was an exception then=D

Hope you liked it! Ehehehehe...In my opinion, the last part was sweet^^

-THEULTIMATEGREENBOSS