WAZZUP! Ahaha, thank you all so terribly much for leaving a review! Reviews have definitely given me inspiration=D Thank you once again!

Thank you Mockingjay Rose for Beta-reading this story! Awfully appreciated=D Well then, this is a suggestion from A Natsume Yuujinchou lover! I grant your request for putting the Varia in this chapter as well! Hopefully, this chapter will make up for the mistake I did in the last chapter, ahaha~

I'm including Fran in this, by the way! And Mammon is not dead=D

WARNING: CONTAINS QUITE SOME SWEARING. (It is the Varia after all...)

SEE YOU AT THE END OF THIS CHAPTER!

...a Police-man...

Now Xanxus, since you have been fired from all your previous jobs...I will be choosing your job this time. I know you will enjoy this job and you will try not to get fired to the best of your abilities. Well then, your job today...is a-

BAM.

Birds could be seen flying out of harm's way. Xanxus was trying to get rid of the Ninth's formal speech regarding his next job out of his head. How? By trying out his X-guns. I guess you could say that he was delighted to get them back ever since the Ninth confiscated them. By expressing his delightfulness, Xanxus was shooting his guns at every poor living being- flowers, trees and now birds. He smirked as he replayed what job he was getting from the Ninth.

Well then, your job today...is to be a Police man.

"Heh, authority over trashes..." spoke Xanxus, thinking what he should make out of today's job. In his perspective, being a police officer meant he could arrest anyone he liked. Anyone... If the whole police force was under Xanxus's command, who knew what would happen...probably everyone would end up getting arrested. Xanxus had a particular goal in mind today...and that goal was to:

Arrest as much people as he could.

"This was a once in a life-time opportunity after all..."

-XXXX-

"VOOII! BEL! GET OVER HERE! HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY SHAMPOO, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" yelled Squalo, chasing after Bel who was in the middle of mixing Squalo's shampoo with a deodorant.

"Ushishishi~ Captain Squalo, your hair will smell nicer now, shishishi~" grinned Bel, while trying to get away from Squalo and his waving sword. Bel slid down the banister of the stairs, while Squalo whose instincts took over, jumped down the stairs, swung off the chandelier and landed perfectly...before Bel.

"VOOII!" shouted Squalo loudly at Bel who just landed, "I'm going to slaughter you!"

"Bel-sempai, you can never win against Captain Squalo. The shark is going to eat the squirrel anyways," stated Fran in a bored monotone.

"It's not a fucking squirrel!" hissed Bel, throwing his knives at Fran's frog hat.

"Bel-sempai, you hit the wrong target. Aren't you fighting Captain Squalo?" questioned Fran, pulling out the knives.

"Mou~ Now now children, quieten down! Breakfast is almost ready!" exclaimed Lussuria cheerfully, who was preparing breakfast for the lot. Whilst humming to himself, he told Levi to turn on the radio.

"Why do I have to do it..." grunted a very annoyed Levi, who was awfully depressed since his boss was away for so long. How loyal. Mammon was in a corner counting his money, what else would he be doing besides that? Constantly telling everyone how much money was in their credit cards drove them crazy.

The Vongola Famiglia's Elite Independent Assassination Squad. That was what happened nearly every morning.

"Breakfast is ready, mou!~" cried Lussuria, happily bringing over a large plate of pancakes to their expensive dining table. A few familiar catch-phrases and complains from Levi were heard before they sat down to their breakfast...without their boss.

"Mu~ It Looks like no-one's going to be shooting guns toda-"

BAM.

The Varia looked at the hole that went through their expensive cream-coloured wall. Everyone swore they could see a vein popping from Mammon's forehead.

BAM. BAM. BAM.

"Trashes..."glowered Xanxus dangerously, "You are under arrest, scums!"

"B-boss!" spluttered Squalo, whose eyes widened in surprise. His sword was pointed at his boss, "VOII! W-what the hell are you doing here?"

"BOSS! BOSS!" shrieked Levi, his face aglow with joy that his boss was back, "You came back!"

'Oh. What good news. Everyone loves you, boss. Welcome back." waved Fran, who then turned back to his breakfast which he was determined to eat in peace, since everyone was distracted from their boss's unexpected return.

"Shut the hell up, trashes...I'm not here to play" growled Xanxus, taking out his beloved X-guns while glaring at them the same time.

"Ushishishi~ Did you buy a present for the prince while you were on errands, boss?" laughed Bel sheepishly, placing both hands in his pockets. Xanxus glared at the group and wasted no time. He pointed his guns at Squalo, who flinched at his sudden movement.

"You, shitty shark," roared Xanxus with his hand on the trigger, "You are under arrest! You have the right to remain silent! Everything you say or do can be used against you."

"V-VOII! WHAT? WHAT THE F**K DO YOU WANT, DAMMIT?" yelled Squalo furiously, with his sword pointed at Xanxus. A glaring competition was clearly on between the two. Between the boss and his second-in-command.

"Here are the three reasons why you need to be arrested, shark trash:

You say 'VOI'too much. Just shut the hell up and get on with your don't buy the right alcohol. Can't you buy something as simple as that?I know you're secretly a female...you brush your damn hair with a fucking comb every bloody morning. Cut it, you damn shark."

Squalo turned a light shade of red and nods of agreement could be seen. "VOOII! DON'T NOD YOUR F**KING HEADS! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT HUH? YOU DAMN BOSS! I VOWED TO NEVER CUT MY HAIR UNTIL YOU BECAME THE FUCKING TENTH! AND ALCOHOL? GET YOUR-"

BAM.

"Shut the fuck up. You're arrested." snarled Xanxus. That was enough to silence Squalo whose mouth was open in protest. Xanxus walked over to him, and with much difficulty, hand-cuffed Squalo, "Serves you right...scum" This earned him a few 'Voi's' and vile words. Xanxus then turned to Lussuria.

"You, are arrested for that freaking mother-complex of yours and for setting up your own private hair-dresser. Now, all the scums from the lower-class are coming to you and getting shitty mow hawks!"

"But, boss! They're stylish mou!~ We also need fashion in the Varia mansion you-"

"Arrested." hissed Xanxus, walked over to Lussuria and hand-cuffing him easily. The boss doesn't appreciate fashion, mou?~ He then swivelled around to a cringing Levi, who seemed to be giving off signals of: 'Don't hurt me boss! I'm innocent! Please have mercy on me boss!' Of course Xanxus didn't take any notice of this and hand-cuffed Levi quite easily, since he didn't make any complaints.

"And you, are just arrested." Levi's heart broke inside. BOSS! With haste, Xanxus went over to Bel, Mammon and Fran. Bel was grinning from ear to ear, clearly enjoying the moment, Mammon was counting the costs of the holes in the walls and Fran was gobbling all the pancakes.

"Ushishishi~ Why am I, the prince, arrested, boss?"

"You say that damn "Ushishi" too much, your fucking knives go into my walls and you eat all the food in the fridge" yelled Xanxus angrily, walking towards him with hand-cuffs. He could see Bel's signature grin and his mouth open with protest.

"Ushishishi~ I am a growing boy, boss," beamed the 16 year old, hands out so that his boss could hand-cuff him, going along with his everyday tantrums, "After all...I am a prince" The Varia boss spun around to face Mammon and Fran.

"You are arrested for always counting your damn money and for opening several credit card accounts," continued Xanxus, "And you, Fran, are an annoying little scum who talks like a little kid with no life...cut the bored monotone, trash" And with that, he hand-cuffed the arcobaleno who had to oblige otherwise his boss would kill him, as well as an innocent-looking Fran who was awfully full from eating all the pancakes.

Xanxus stepped back and admired his work. Heh...job complete...you trashes can just go die in a trash-hole. Without muttering another word, he walked out of the mansion thinking who to arrest next...but it didn't take long before he made up his mind.

"VOII! YOU DAMN BOSS! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DO-"

"Don't forget the paper-work, trash" smirked Xanxus, closing the door with a loud bang.

"Tch...go to hell..."snarled Squalo, gritting his teeth.

-XXXX-

"Hii! What is this, X-Xanxus?" shrieked Tsuna, staring bewilderedly at the Varia boss. W-why is he here? H-help me, someone!

"You stupid trash..."snarled Xanxus, pointing his gun at the cowering figure below him, "Are arrested."

"Hiii! W-what?"

And due to Tsuna's confusion, Xanxus wasted no time in hand-cuffing Tsuna. "I'll make sure to give you a good punishment...you fucking low-life." Tsuna fainted from shock.

-XXXX-

"Ninth...the phone," spoke a young man politely, handing the phone over, earning a smile and a nod from the old man. Timeto took the phone and hesitated. Why a call at this time during the day?

"Hello?" asked Timeto, pressing the phone to his ear and breathed a sigh of relief when he realised it was only one of his men. However, the relief didn't last.

"H-HE DID WHAT?"

NAME: Xanxus

OCCUPATION: Police man

STATUS: FIRED.

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