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...a Hair dresser...

Xanxus was fed up after being told several times not to get mixed up with shampoo and conditioner. He ran his hair through his sleek, black hair and groaned. "Tch, basically the two are nearly the same anyway," he muttered, walking towards the next customer, "They smell the same, look the same and even taste the same."

Hang on. Xanxus, you have tasted shampoo and conditioner before?

"What style, scum?" he asked gruffly, while picking up a pair of sharp scissors and a razor. The timid customer pointed to some weird-looking hair-style on a catalogue and said that he also wanted to wash his hair. Stupid trash...making things more difficult. He stared at the hair-style the man wanted. A...Mo-hawk? It sure looked like the one Lussuria had, but not as flashy. The hair-style didn't suit the man at all. Basically, it was shaved on both sides with the remaining hair in the middle spiked. Xanxus smirked. At least he could use the razor.

Xanxus started by covering the mirror with a black cloth. "S-sir! Why have you-"

"Shut up. Aren't hair-cuts all surprises? By cutting away the old hair...it's a damn surprise you arse-wipe! Appreciate it, you scum!" growled Xanxus, while shaving away the right side of his head. The man nodded meekly with widened eyes and remained silent. Xanxus then proceeded to shave off the left side when he heard a small cry of protest.

"S-sir! W-why do I feel a slight emptiness? W-why are you using the ra-"

"Shut the fuck up, or I'll shave your trash-like face until even the garbage man won't know what type of rubbish you are anymore."

"Y-y-yes!" stammered the customer in horror, "S-s-sorry, sir!" And with that, he mentally zipped his mouth shut. Good move. Xanxus dipped his hand into some hair gel and hastily spiked his hair up. He then shoved the man into a room used especially for hair washing. "A-are you w-washing my hair now, s-sir?"

"What does it look like? You think I'm leaking on your hair, trash-hole? I think the men's toilets are more appropriate," hissed Xanxus, who grabbed the nearest bottle of what seemed like shampoo and washed his hair with it. He noticed some whitening on the man's hair, but he brushed the thought away. Just aging...white hairs only... Well, he couldn't care less anyway. As long as he finished the job... Xanxus looked around and saw an interesting bottle on the shelf. He walked towards it, picked it up without hesitation and poured the contents onto the man's hair without even taking a glimpse of the label.

Suddenly, within a few seconds, the man's hair changed dramatically- from hair to…

No hair.

Xanxus stared, and stared. He closed his eyes, and then opened them. Doesn't matter...we all lose our hairs eventually...this guy just wasn't so lucky... He quickly used a towel to cover his head and turned off the taps. "Finished, trash," he said, "Keep the towel on your head until you walk out of the shop. It's a surprise...and if you don't..." Xanxus snatched a razor from the table and held it to the man's face. "You won't live to see tomorrow."

"Y-y-yes! T-thank you s-s-so much, s-sir!" cried the customer as he ran out of the room to pay. Xanxus sighed and rubbed his temples. You won't be thanking me after you take that shit off your head.

The man walked swiftly to the door and stepped out to face a cold gust of wind, which blew the towel away. Huh? Why does my head feel so cold? Huh? He touched his hair. Wait. What? Hang on. What? He was touching his head instead of his hair. The man touched some more and his eyes widened in shock. T-this c-can't b-be...I-I have a d-date t-tonight...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Turned out Xanxus looked at the wrong hair-style to begin with. Then he had bleached his hair instead of washing it with shampoo. And to make matters worse, he used a 'Hair Removal' instead of conditioner.

Are you really sure you know the difference between shampoo and conditioner, Xanxus?

NAME: Xanxus

OCCUPATION: Hair dresser

STATUS: FIRED.

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