Ron was stuffing cake into his mouth as fast as he could. It was really good, those house elves sure knew what they were doing.
Suddenly, the twin's purple owl smashed into the window of the hospital wing. Ron hurried to the window and opened it. The owl flew in and dropped a package on Ron's head. After pecking Ron's ear until he gave it a piece of cake, it flew away.
Ron opened the parcel eagerly. Inside was a small book with a note attached. It was written in horribly fancy handwriting, but he supposed that the twins had used their dictating pen to write it. It read
Dear Ron,
We are pleased to learn that you have finally come to your senses and are attempting to win Hermione's favor. We are also pleased to learn that you have finally realized how wonderful we are at charming witches. Of course, you could never become as good as us, but we have sent the source of all our secrets along with this note.
We expect a photograph proclaiming your success in three days' time. Use Harry's owl if you can't afford to rent one.
~Fred and George Weasley
Ron looked at the book curiously. The title was very straightforward, with "12 Fail Safe Ways to Charm Witches" printed in gold lettering.
As he opened the book and flipped through it, his excitement built. This was EXACTLY what he had been looking for! As he looked up at Hermione giggling and chattering with her other friends, he realized that he was probably not as unlucky as he thought he was.
Here ends the story of how Ron got his book, but the story of how he used it is certainly not. If you want more, reread the Deathly Hallows.
Auror's Notes: Thank you all so much for your reviews and your patience when I take so long to update. I am sorry that the last chapter is so short. I thought about adding quotes from the Deathly Hallows to make it longer and more complete, but decided against it. Partly because I couldn't find the book, but also because I didn't want to spoil the best parts of it for those who haven't read it, and if you HAVE read it, I needn't put it in.
Oh, and even though the story is over, it would still be nice if you reviewed. Please? Pretty please? Reviews are ALWAYS written well in my opinion. Even if they just say "I liked the story," it's still a review, and it's still very thoughtful and generous. Besides, I'll never know if you liked or didn't like the story unless you tell me!
And also, to the person who caught my typo in chapter 5, THANK YOU for pointing that out. You are right of course, Pansy Parkinson does not belong in the Gryffindor common room. I had meant to put Parvati, but I guess I didn't. So... Sorry guys! I fixed it now.