Disclaimer: I don't own anything, but the title and insane ideas that role around in my head.

A/N: 1. Ok guys here's the scoop; if you've been following this story you should see I pick out little things you say and they appear in the next chapter because that's what good medicine is…. A little bit of this and that . . . . . So keep the ideas flowing and lets have fun.

2. I like the title but BrowneyedShamer I want a new one with the same words . . . . Reviewers you know best send in your ideas and I'll look it over. . . .

3. Plus looking for a place for Seto to pop the question . . . . May not be what you think, but I need a place; it can be as small as a closet or as big as a concert hall. You pick it and my muse will decide. Haha haha . . . . .

4. And last any special quotes that BrowneyedShamer might say to help Joey….. hahaha after all she's special to him and he listens…..

Chapter4: Pup and Master

"Not hungry," Joey whispered his voice deep, with a sexy undertone. He laughed inwardly at the sound of it and wondered if Kaiba would find it attractive.

"Joey, a friend once told me I won't find the answers to my problems by doing nothing. If you want something then go and get it. Hell what could you loss."

"Myself and my freedom," the boy mumbled while wiping his eyes.

"Ok, let me get this straight. One of the riches boys in the world ask you to be his boyfriend, he takes you into his home, gives you everything you want…. By the way sorry for taking your play toys this morning and you call it prison. Freedom . . . . There's not a lock on your door. It's on your heart," BrowneyedShamer placed her hand over his chest; it beat wildly.

Joey looked at his new friend and he wanted to believe with all his heart but it just didn't seem possible. All my life shit hits the fan and it just keeps piling up. Soon the rain will start and the holes in the roof will become little water falls. "Gotta go and dig out the old buckets down in the basement,' he thought.

"Oh and let's not forget the money dad owed to the loan sharks. 'Shit on a muffin,'" that's what his mom used to stay and he'd laugh. Mom always smiled and her eyes twinkled just like Kaiba's.

"What you say?" she asked. The nurse eases next to Joey on the bed. She started to rub his left palm. Call it reflexology, one eye closed and he sighs.

"Shit on a muffin," Joey laughed. "When things got tuff, Mom always said even shit on a muffin looks good right about now." Dad use to work at one of those soup kitchens and he'd bring this stew home three times a week. Mom tried to fix it up with whatever we had and she called it 'shit on a muffin.' Sorta like that JELLO; a lot of colors mixed together errrrr."

"Well it all depends on whose table you sittin' at. In my house JELL-O was mmmm good." She smiles and continues the treatment on his right palm.

"No shit . . . . " Joey gave the stern nurse a half smile.

"No shit . . . . "

"You don't talk like a nurse . . . . You know."

"Well shit on a brick . . . . That's the way we said it back home."

"So tell us about the JELL-O," Joey asked.

"I love JELL-O. It's funny the way it giggles and when I was a kid mom always made me green JELL-O in the shape of a bear. She said that the bear would make all the silly sickness go away with his juggle powers. I always laughed my head off and felt sooooooooo much better! Oh and I loved the vanilla sauce mum made with it. She made it like pudding just with double the milk and it was great!*

"Ah . . . . Still hate it," Joey mumbled. They both laughed. Tomorrow his stitches would most likely be bruised but it felt good to laugh from his heart again.

"How about a little party, your guys are really getting depressed outside." BrowneyedShamer used the intercom system to summon the gang who were hanging outside anyway. Ryou tumbled over Mokuba and Mokuba fell on top of Yugi and Yami walked over the mess of bodies. It was hilarious.

"Man that hurt," Yugi called out, being at the bottom had its disadvantage sometimes.

"Well it was your idea to listen outside the door," Yami looked back and walked the short distance to his haiku. Gently he lifted his lover up and gave him a kiss. Joey blushed as he remembered the last time Kaiba kissed his lips. They were swollen and sensitive for hours. Kaiba called it training and that's what pissed the blond off.

"Call him,' BrowneyedShamer whispered in his ear. "He's properly thinking about you."

Joey jumped and chewed on his lip and once again Kaiba bussed around in his head. "That's my job, puppy."

"I'm afraid; he's such a jerk and unforgiving," Joey continued to chew.

"You're talking about Nii-sama and that's not true. He'll give you anything Joey," Mokuba winked at the bewilderment he saw on Joey's face.

"It's all good, but his hands are everywhere and I'm just not ready for that," he tried to explain the young Kaiba.

"Well here's the phone and while you're deciding the faith of the world I'll go and get some sweets and JELL-O for the prince," everybody rolled over and started to laugh.

Lost in their world nobody heard the noise outside or the look of horror on the nurse's face when she dropped the dish containing Joey's food. She stood frozen in time eyes transfixed on the mashed potatoes and gravy sliding on the floor. Rivers rolled down the front of her dress and she couldn't take her eyes off the plate.

"Brownie . . . . . Brownie what's wrong," Joey jumped out of the bed and grabbed both of her arms. He started to shake the tiny women's body.

"Please wake up!" Slowly BrowneyedShamer raised her head and focused on the face in her line of vision, but the image was one of horror.

Instead of Joey's beautiful hazel orbs she saw a blank socket which was covered with white hair where there should have been an eye, or perhaps something else.

"Wake up!" Joey screamed which caused his face to hurt and he started to sway Out of the blue a hero climbed in from the patio window just in time to catch the thin boy in his strong arms.

"Kaiba," Joey closed his eyes, he felt safe.

"Nii-sama"

"Seto Kaiba, interesting," Yami smirked.

"Not another word," Kaiba barked, as he lifted his boyfriend up and carried him to the bed.

"Pup you OK . . ." Kaiba traced the extended veins around the boy's neck and jaw. "You're burning up."

"I'm fine," he placed his hand on top of Kaiba's grateful for the touch. "What about my nurse?" Joey tried to move but Kaiba pushed him back.

"Oh it's nothing Joey, just a little waking dream, fainting without fainting, tired. When you get to be my age things happen," she winked and took the glass of water Ryou offered.

Joey didn't believe a word of it, but that was another conversation for another day. First things first . . . . . "Kaiba what in the hell are you doing in my bed room!"

"Watching you, what else!"

You could hear the little giggles around the room, just like 'shit on a muffin,' life happens…..

Oooooooooooo

Wow . . . . .

Give the boys a break, its love; please don't forget to answer the questions! Hey how are we doing so far, Miss B….

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