Disclaimer: I don't own anything, but the title and the insane ideas that role around in my head.

Famous Quotes: I really want some popcorn! ;( can't for another TWO weeks *sigh* popcOrn= food for the gods!

Recap: So in return he boldly pulled Kaiba's ear to his lips and cooed softly of nights to come.

Blood rushed to Kaiba's non-thinking head, "BrowneyedShamer get your ass in here!"

Chapter 6: Popcorn

Slowly Joey and Kaiba watched as the massive door to his bedroom opens, but instead of the nurse dressed in jeans and a sloppy sweat shirt Ryou popped his head in just above the doorknob.

"Joey she's gone for the night." Ryou whispered and jumped backwards at the glare in Kaiba's eyes. Yep his life was about to end and he was only the messenger.

"Gone, I pay for twenty-four hour care and she has the nerve to leave you alone," Kaiba's words vibrated around the room. "Don't you dare leave pretty boy, explain or die."

"Dragon!" Joey tugged on Kaiba's vest. "Hey didn't you want some me time," Joey's parted his lips asking for another cheek rub or gentle kiss. His 'come here big boy look' set Kaiba on fire.

Joey smirked as he watched the waves of desire swim in the other's eyes. It was so easy to imagine Kaiba's hands all over his body; especially on his neck and aching shoulders.

Yugi pushed Ryou inside the room and offered an explanation as to the nurses' disappearance. "Actually BrowneyedShamer left this note for you man and a plate filled with goodies for us."

"Hey love, sometimes the best medicine is a bit of sugar and spice; seems like you're going to get an overdose of love tonight. Tell blue-eyes to keep his hands on top of the covers and his pants button up tight, I'm watching. Don't stay up late and be kind to each other. Kaiba when you finish reading this make sure Joey takes his medicine at 10pm with a spoon filled with honey and applesauce. I'm counting on you, but if you can't handle him call me and I'll be right over. . . . . . Joey has my cell."

"Joey I've had cook prepare enough food for a late night cookout, so treat your family with love, breakfast at nine o'clock.

PS: Are you still there? Good night Kaiba and don't touch anything below the waist . . . GOT IT. . . ."

Joey laughed and attempted to fold the letter in half, just like the human fly snatching a bug with his tongue, Kaiba grabbed it out of his hands.

"Hey that's mine, jerk," Joey screamed out loud, big mistake. Within seconds Kaiba had read and memorized every line. "Oh I'm deducting one night's shift," Kaiba calculated the money in his pocket and directed the anger at the gang standing at the door.

"Get out; he's not having a slumber party, go put on your gowns and sleep in the basement. . . . The lower basement . . . on second thought Mokuba! Have Roland get out those old dusty tents and sleep outside . . . . Hahaha!"

"Nii-sama it's raining," Mokuba counted the attack.

"And it's snowing in Alaska, did I ask for a weather report?"

"Come on guys my room is dry and I've got my own game room," Mokuba reached out and grab Ryou; his secret crush.

"Kaiba you really can be an ass when the mood is right." Joey shifted his position on the bed; his legs had gone to sleep.

"I know what I want and unlike others I'm not afraid to take it."

"Yeah well even you can't always be on top," Joey regretted the words a second after he spoke.

"Or you suggesting I become the bottom?" he smirked and zeroed in on Joey's uncomfortable state. The blush continued to rise in his cheeks and that wasn't from the surgery. "Because I'm in regardless where I am." Now Kaiba chuckled.

"Ah . . . don't you have sometime better to do. . . . Like write a long report." Irritated Joey wiggled deeper under the cover.

"Done!"Kaiba winked

"Analyze some statistics?"Joey blinked

"Done!"

"Make some money?"

"Don't need anymore?" Kaiba glared.

"Everybody wants something?"

"Hey it's true I want you, baby but I'm not going to hurt you, so chill. Is that the right word?"

"Yeah, it's not so bad, but you don't have to talk hip."

"Joey and you don't have to hide, we can take it slow."

"It's not that, my leg really hurts."

"Let me see," Kaiba pulled the blanket back and proceeded to place his hands around Joey's waist. With ease he slipped his fingers just inside the elastic casing.

"Aah . . . . What are you doing?" Of course his reaction only forced Kaiba's hands deeper inside.

"Idiot, I have to take your pants off to see your legs?"

"I don't think so," Joey pulled upward on the silk bottoms and Kaiba pulled downward, each determined to get the job down or up..

Seto Kaiba let go of my pants! Errrrr. Err. . . I swear I'll remain a virgin until my fiftyish birthday."

Once again with the speed of superman Seto the dragon hands were safety buried in his pants pockets and he'd inched back just a few centimeters for the blond.

'Wow, how in Ra's name did he move so fast,' Joey thought as he tested his new powers.

"Genius, I was only going to massage your legs."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . . Well you could've said something, control freak." Without another word spoken Joey decided to trust and he lowered his pants down and left them at his knees. Kaiba finished and toss the silk to the floor.

"Be right back, turn over for me," Kaiba whispered in his ear.

Trusting his moves and words Joey obeyed. "Ok,"

Kaiba returned and Joey felt the weight shift on the bed. Kaiba straddled his legs and before Joey could protest started a firm circular motion around his right leg with hands warmed with hot oil.

"Feel better," Kaiba taunted the boy sweet words and hot air over his ears.

"Ah ha . . ."

"Relax" those were the last words Joey heard before he drifted off to sleep but not so for the CEO. Somewhere between the hours of midnight and daybreak Joey started talking in his sleep.

Kaiba unable to sleep kept a close eye on his boyfriend; he couldn't control that gene that caused him to care and love with passion. So he watched and as Joey started to stir he moved to his bed side and listened. Instead of sweet words of lust and moans of sex Joey uttered one word over and over,

"Popcorn . . . popcorn . . . "

"Idiot," but he smiled only his puppy would dream about popcorn instead of sex with him. It was sort of sexy in a puppy way, so Kaiba started to play.

"Me want popcorn. . . . Now," Joey tossed, his lips parted so sweetly and Kaiba's evil grin surfaced.

"I do really want some popcorn, wahhhh, with lots of butter and cheese and garlic."

"I got popcorn," Kaiba blew the words right into Joey's ear.

"I'm not supposed to have any for like 3 weeks... I lOve popcorn it's the food of the gods!"

"But I'm your personal Dragon with popcorn."

"Dragon and popcorn, and rainbow," Joey figures he was in heaven and he only need one more thing for total bliss.

"More popcorn . . . . . "he purred.

"Lots and Lots but I want a prize too . . . . " Kaiba growled, he was ready for the kill.

"Prize!"

"Yes," Kaiba moved in closer but this time he pulled Joey into his arms. "I want you,"

"Ok . . . . . . Popcorn . . . . Popcorn." Joey smiled and went back to sleep.

A few hours later he woke up to a delicious smell that rendered him speechless. Standing at the foot of his bed dress in a long silk bath room, clearly smirking was Kaiba. In his hands he hell the biggest bowl imaginable brimming over with POPCORN! Joey could see the steam rise from the bowl.

He wanted to cry from happiness, but when he smiles his jaw made him remember. "Shit on a muffin, what am I going to do now?"

Meanwhile . . . . On the other side of town a sleepy eye nurse rose from what appeared to be a futon of sorts. A bit lumpy but worked well when you had no other place to go. Yuki her long time friend quietly brought in a cup of strong coffee and set it down on a night stand near the bed.

"Mmmm . . . ." greedily Millie downed the cup. "Just like the old days."

"So what's up and how long will you be gone this time?" he asked, knowing the answer wouldn't be enough. He loved her in his own special way.

"I'm not coming back . . . my job is done. It's over Yuki, all my tears are dry."

"What about the boy? Didn't you say he was loaded?" Yuki pulled out a cig.

"Never needed the money, he's innocent . . . just want to keep it that way. Give him this letter in about a week; you can drop it off at Kaiba Corp. I've explained everything that's important." Millie stretched her legs and wiggled into the tight skinny leg jeans and added a brown wig for affect. She even darkens her skin tone and added a fake mole on her left cheek.

"Millie you ain't gotta go!"

"California looks like a good place to start over," She turned around and admired the lines. "Guess losing a few pounds never hurt,"

"Damn it girl, listen to me." Yuki screamed. "I love you!"

"I know. . . "Millie picked up her bag which contains all she had left of her father and walked out of the back door. The wind wrapped around her face freezing her cheeks and she thought about Joey. She took two steps out onto the pavement and realizes how alone she was and thought about the laughter that surrounded Joey. She held up her hand and hitched a ride and strangely she thought about Kaiba and trust.

Maybe . . . .

Just Maybe . . . .

Oooooooooooo

POPCORN, JELLY, PUDDING, back at you, so tell me what my dear…is next.

Just in the insanity and review love you all

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