Okay, so I confess it now:I. Hate. Vampires. They suck. The only reason I read Twilight was because I got sick of my friends telling me to, and that it was a good book. So I thought, "Well, how good could it be?" And actually, it was a good book (overall). But you know, it could've been better if she killed Edward. The only reason I read New Moon was because I was hoping she'd kill Edward. But, nope. Another letdown. Oh well. The only reason I plan to read the next two books is because I'm still hoping she'll kill Edward (probably not, but hey. I can still hope). And the only reason I want to read the one from Edward's POV is because I wanna know wtf he was thinking when he decided he loved Bella. She is a disgrace to everything I have ever worked towards to prove that we women are better than men. Then Bella Swan comes along. Thanks. Screw you, too. Haha. So I started writing this story just so I could insert drumroll (you'll never guess it)... KILL EDWARD CULLEN!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! But, it's not working so far. boooo! Anyway... Chapter 12. Zowie.

Oh, this is a long song quote thingy. But it's cool. By the way, does anyone know (just wondering) where I got the "one-eight-seven" thing? it's cool... I'll give you a hint: SENSES FAIL.

NOTE: SHORT CHAPTER sorry!! No time to write.

Comeback Kid - Hailing On Me: "...suspicion leaked when they called. Hail on my head if I tell. But maybe I can fix this quick. I'll cover up while it's getting closer to me. But I can't gauge how much to hide. PANICKING! Underestimate the risk. Overconfidence. This time I hit and missed. Over confidence. It all depends on the delivery. It's all coming my way and I'm just hoping to survive. I'll have them know I'll give them something to hold on to. They'll never make me scrape, scrape from the bottom of this deep hole. My hands are trembling... My body... is shivering."

Chapter Twelve--Boy Hits Car

I got a call from Vivian Wednesday night. She wound up having to stay in California for another week. Her boss called and said something about a press conference that she also needed to fill in for. She apologized, asked if I were okay, asked if I needed anything, whined about her day, and apologized some more. I told her it was fine, and that everything was okay, then she had to go. I kind of enjoyed not having her around the house... everything was quieter.

The last two days of the school week went better than I had expected. Everyone seemed to finally get the point that I didn't want to be bothered. Jess was an exception, however. She seemed to be so considerate of everything going on in my life. I felt as though I could tell her anything, and she was (in my opinion) the most trustworthy girl in the school, along side Alice Cullen. I planned to invite her over on weekend when I "wasn't so busy", which seemed to excite her. However, Friday... that was the best day I'd had in a very long time.

I had no choice but to allow Edward to drive me home that afternoon. He secretly stole my keys and was in the driver's seat before I could object. As it turns out, there were many secret things he had going on that I didn't know about. Alice had been bringing him clean clothes, because he refused to leave me at home alone. He and the rest of his family had something planned for my birthday... and Edward said he also had something personal planned... which scared me.

"Scares you? It scares you?" He asked.

"Yes. I've come to expect scary things from you, Edward Cullen."

"Ha. Right."

"So what is it?"

"Can't say."

"Why not?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because I said so."

"Why did you say so?"

"Because I did."

"But WHY?!"

"Ugh, Scottie!" He laughed.

Needless to say, I got no more out of him on that subject, so I left it alone.

So, anyway. Back to Friday. The most awesome day in a very long time. He hopped into the driver's seat and cranked the car. He looked in the rear-view mirror and smirked, then looked at me.

"Well, I could give you an early birthday present now..."

"No, it's okay. Don't do ANYTHING for my birthday."

"But you'll love this."

"I'm sure, but still. It's okay."

"Oh, come on."

"Edward, I was just harrassing you earlier, about my birthday. I don't want anything."

"Too bad, you're gonna get it." He began slowly backing out of the parking space, then I heard a loud bang. I turned in my seat to see Mitch White lying on the ground. Edward and I got out of the car. I tried to surpress my laughter as Edward said, "Geez, Mitch! What the hell is your problem? If you'd watch where you're walking, you wouldn't have to worry about walking into cars pulling out of parking spaces! God, what a moron!" He got back in the car. I laughed my head off as he stood up, looking at the car, and then to his buddies, who were also laughing. I followed suit and got into the car, then hugged Edward.

"That was the most awesome birthday present ever!!"

He smiled and hugged me back, then said, "I know."

He pulled out of the parking lot and headed for the house.

Comeback Kid - The Blackstone: "You always spoke of it, and that's exactly what this is. But you're in store for it soon, dear. So savor what you've got, while you've got it."