"Insane Asylum"

Chapter X

+++Omake: April Fools+++

Ciel Phantomhhive sat in royal blue clothes, staring at the door to the small room. It was a large room - grandly furnished. He recognized it as his lounge.

In front of him was a grand fireplace, and before that a small table that was currently holding a teapot and his own cup of tea.

In the far corner was Sebastian, watching through his glasses, interested and worried. Ciel couldn't blame him. Under his sharp look, the young inherent could swear the shadows were getting too big and the room much smaller.

This Alois - would he be different? He still sounded like a royal prat, but could it be different? Was he just as crazy?

The dark haired child jumped as the door slammed open, Doctor Faustes moving out of the way for three dark blurs to come in, immediately surrounding the child.

"Ah, it is about time." Sebastian chuckled, setting his glasses aside. Ciel could have sworn that he saw a flicker of color in those dark amber eyes - a sparkle of pink and amethystine. In his smile, the blue eyed boy knew he saw fangs. "This has taken quiet a long time indeed."

Ciel moved to stand up, but was forced back down to his seat on the couch by the sudden appearance of three pairs of hands on his shoulders.

"Unhand me-!"

"Aaaaaaaaahhhh~ Ciel~" the titled Phantomhive looked up, glaring as he saw the platinum blond boy waltzing into the room with his long purple coat and hideous mini shorts. He leaned against Doctor Faustes- a little too seductively, and slammed the door behind him. "Brother, it has been too long. How have you been doing? Crazy as always?"

The younger of the two gritting his teeth, feeling the hands turn into vice-like grips to keep him still.

"Don't worry my sweet precious little thing, I've only come to put you out of your misery~" he cooed, moving closer. His bright blue eyes were wide, filled with excitement. He sat in his younger brother's lap and curled against him, an arm wrapped behind his neck, and his other hand laced delicately over a too-quickly beating heart. "Call off the handsome demon, would you?"

There was a sharp breath, Ciel was confused and his eyes widened. "...S-Sebastian...?" there was no movement from his doctor, only a small upturn of his lips in a tease.

"Oh, poo, confused my darling little pest?" the pale blond licked his lips and beckoned to the door. All of a sudden, Hannah stepped into the room, a string of blood stained white bandages over her right eye. The dark toned maid handed the boy a carving knife, only glancing at the boy he was sitting on.

"Sebas-" when Ciel looked again towards the corner, he shivered to find himself alone. When had the dark haired man left?

"Now now Ciel, can't have that man ruining the fun, now can we~?" Alois' voice was hardly more than a whisper as he leaned into the crook of Ciel's neck. "You know, a nurse out there said you would be beautiful painted blood red~"

All Ciel could see was the knife being pulled back, and then-

Ciel opened his eyes, finding he had dozed off outside in the courtyard, waiting for his so-called brother. When the fog left his mind, he realized the purple clad blond was right in front of him, holding a bloody knife in his hands. Suddenly, Ciel felt dizzy, and recognized the pain in his side. He moved to stand, but only fell to the ground. He groaned in pain and looked down his body, seeing the bleeding wound. His hand moved down to try and press on it - why had he been left alone?

He heard laughter and looked up, seeing Alois there giggling at him. He leaned down, put the knife close to his own tongue and licked the blood off.

"Ahh~ Oh Ciel, I just wanted to say..." he leaned down close, whispering something that made the younger of the siblings freeze up completely. Laughing, the tall booted boy stood back up and climbed from the chair to the table, looking down at his brother as he dropped the knife on his bleeding body.

"Oh Happy April Fools you damned idiots!"

+++End Omake+++

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS MOTHER FUCKERS!

I'm so sorry, my loving fans, but I couldn't resist. Don't worry the real chapter will be up soon.

And I'm glad to know I scared Vivacia again with this chapter when she edited this 3 That's always awesome.

Review your hate on this chapter darlings~

If you do, I'll do more omake's. There may be smut. ;3